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Title: My sister-in-law's healer is back!
Post by: hrdlr110 on November 29, 2014, 03:55:25 PM
Sorry, don't know to link to a facebook page. But facebook search "two guys and a bible, Laurie mo"
Don Allen is the same healer that flew to Washington state to heal my sister-in-law. She never had a clinical diagnosis, she just felt bad, no energy, no appetite etc., a full year later, she finally felt better - slowly. They actually gave Don credit for this "Healin".

He never mentions what his new healing victim is dying from, only that she has two days to live. He's claiming to have cheated death and his followers are eating it up. If somebody knows how to link to his Facebook page, it's worth a look for the laughs.
Title: Re: My sister-in-law's healer is back!
Post by: Solitary on November 29, 2014, 04:05:33 PM
This guy is a phony among phonies that are really crooks taking advantage of peoples credulity.
 
Quotetheology was not formed in the classroom of a highly touted bible school. Our beliefs do not change with every new conference that blows through town. We are not swayed. The foundation of our faith has been formed in the fields of fire on the front lines of world evangelism. It must absolutely be truth and real or we abandon it quickly. The Bible shapes our lives. For over 10 years we have embarked upon the advancement of the cause for Christ. We stand in awe of what our eyes have seen as we have traveled to Ethiopia, Muvumba Malawii, El-Salvador, Hawaii and all over the United States.
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We offer this claim: the Gospel works in every culture, in the midst of every religion and in this generation. We have proof! We continue the quest to manifest to this generation, the Miracle ministry of Jesus Christ. There are millions held in the valley of decision. "Who's god is the one true god?" "What religion is right?" "What is the truth?" This is an issue that must be settled in our generation and the generations to come. We must lead the people of this world to Christ! If there was nothing we could do about it, then Jesus was a foolish philosopher who had brilliant ideas about preaching the gospel to every creature, but whose ideas have since become outdated and obsolete.

We have coined nice phrases and some preachers have nice canned sermons, but the religions of the world are swaying millions into their beliefs. What makes us different than the "religions" of the world? WE HAVE AN EMPTY TOMB!!! Jesus used miracles to draw and convince the masses. Can we use anything less? Only a miracle will convince the masses. Great preaching, alone, will not do it. "Acts 5:12,14 KJV. "And by the hands of the apostles were many signs and wonders wrought among the people.....And believers were the more added to the Lord, multitudes both of men and women."




Our mission: If you need a miracle or a healing in your life, we want to teach you how to get into a position to receive one, based off of the Word of God. We want to teach you how to go and bring this healing power of God to the lost and dying world, and convince them that there is still a God in heaven, and that he still loves them. The bible has so much to say about the miracle ministry of Jesus Christ, but it has been lost through time. It is time for us to restore that ministry and bring Jesus back to the forefront. How do we prove that our God is any different than any other god? Our God heals. There are many issues in the world today, and we say, “Only a miracle settles the issue.”









 

Don Allen and Matt Deves have been in ministry together for over a decade. Both graduated from Rhema Bible training center, and found themselves serving at the same church. They were soon asked to teach in the church's Prayer and healing school in 2000. As they began to dig into the scriptures, they began to uncover the modern day miracle ministry of Jesus Christ. They began to see how Jesus had commissioned believers to "Lay hands on the sick and they shall recover." They set out on a journey to discover whether it is still Gods will to heal all, of everything, today? This journey would take them to the other side of the earth and back, as they discovered the truth about God's miracle working power. The truth? It still works today just as it did in Jesus' time. Bible methods still produce Bible results. The name, twoguysandabible, was never intended to just be Don and Matt. It was intended to stand for any two believers, going with the word of God, and using that word to bring deliverance to the captives.




Don And Matt currently teach healing schools at Omega Coffee shop in Laurie, Mo, Opened Door Christian fellowship in Laurie, MO, The Missouri State Capitol in Jefferson City, MO, and in Kona, Hawaii. Don Allen is the host of “Christ the Healer” television show. They also have a Miracle and Healing room in Angotcha, Ethiopia, where local evangelists pray for the sick and have seen many miracles. Over the past 10 years, there have been many documented miracles in this ministry, as they have taught people how to stand on and believe in the Word of God.

The main foundation for this ministry is found in John 14:12, " Verily, verily I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do he shall do also; and greater works than these he shall do, because I go unto my father." There is a worldwide demand for faith and the miracle ministry of Jesus Christ which must be met. The harvest is ripe. The heathen are waiting. They are waiting to hear the men and women of faith who practice what they preach. They are waiting for those who prove what they preach with signs following.

These type of people are the scum of the earth, and should be in prison for life for giving people false hope that helps no one, but them and their bank accounts.  :axe:

Title: Re: My sister-in-law's healer is back!
Post by: hrdlr110 on November 29, 2014, 04:20:40 PM
Agreed! I know that when he went to Washington state to "heal" my sis-in-law, they had to gather a sizable group in need of healing. I'm guessing each paid into a pot that, like the dealer, in the end he always wins.
His most recent healing is worth a read tho - he's very dramatic describing the room full of family, hushed conversations, and enough morphine to kill an elephant.
Title: Re: My sister-in-law's healer is back!
Post by: stromboli on November 29, 2014, 09:49:54 PM
I would like to take a baseball to the man's kneecap and then invite him to heal himself.
Title: Re: My sister-in-law's healer is back!
Post by: hrdlr110 on November 29, 2014, 11:54:13 PM
Quote from: stromboli on November 29, 2014, 09:49:54 PM
I would like to take a baseball to the man's kneecap and then invite him to heal himself.

C'mon man, is that really wjwd? That's not very atheist of you.
I'm sure there are a %tage of these misfits that actually believe their own hype and bullshit. I'm also pretty certain that %tage is quite $mall.
Title: Re: My sister-in-law's healer is back!
Post by: stromboli on November 30, 2014, 12:22:52 AM
I went to a Foursquare church which was founded by famous radio healer Amy Semple Mcpherson. It is about idiotic faith healing nonsense that pretty much proved my then growing atheism was correct. I heard so much second hand faith healing BS there that I was amazed the whole congregation didn't just get up and walk out. My wife and I certainly did.
Title: Re: My sister-in-law's healer is back!
Post by: hrdlr110 on November 30, 2014, 01:26:50 AM
Quote from: stromboli on November 30, 2014, 12:22:52 AM
I went to a Foursquare church which was founded by famous radio healer Amy Semple Mcpherson. It is about idiotic faith healing nonsense that pretty much proved my then growing atheism was correct. I heard so much second hand faith healing BS there that I was amazed the whole congregation didn't just get up and walk out. My wife and I certainly did.

Yeah well if my radio quit working, I sure wouldn't call on a radio healer to fix it!