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Title: Quotes that would be inappropriate if other people said them
Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 15, 2014, 04:21:46 AM
http://hypeangel.com/a/10-quotes-that-would-be-inappropriate-if-other-people-said-them (http://hypeangel.com/a/10-quotes-that-would-be-inappropriate-if-other-people-said-them)

If there were a hell, I'd be going there for laughing at the Helen Keller one.
Title: Re: Quotes that would be inappropriate if other people said them
Post by: Hydra009 on August 15, 2014, 12:36:00 PM
"I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy. We had a very good dialogue. I was able to get a sense of his soul; a man deeply committed to his country and the best interests of his country. And I appreciated so very much the frank dialogue. " - Joseph Stalin on Adolf Hitler

“If you don’t stand for something you will fall for anything.” - Fred Phelps

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” - Vladimir Putin

"It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency." - Barack Obama

"When I admire the wonders of a sunset or the beauty of the moon, my soul expands in the worship of the creator." - Richard Dawkins

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Ken Ham
Title: Re: Quotes that would be inappropriate if other people said them
Post by: kilodelta on August 16, 2014, 05:16:36 PM
"You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans." - Rick Perry