I guess attempted sex with a dog would more accurate, but either way, too damn funny!
http://www.examiner.com/article/baptist-center-ceo-loses-job-after-allegedly-arranging-for-sex-with-dog
In the comments:
QuoteThis man was not a Christian, no matter what he claimed to be, so don't consider that he belongs amongst my fellow Christian brothers and sisters, because he surely does not. Bestiality and sodomy are definite sins in the bible; no grey area whatsoever. The man is practicing evil, by seeking to abuse an innocent dog. Don't know this man, but he never learned about that in any Christian church; I can tell you that much.
Aye, an' Green Bottle, can ye, while we're on tha subject, confirm if he is or is not a tru Scotsman?
Funny thing is that Roach, Missouri, actually exists.
Who was on top?
QuoteAccording to The Raw Story, Hill, who is the now former president and CEO of the Windermere Baptist Conference Center, believed that he was exchanging emails with someone who was offering him a dog to be used for a sexual encounter, but the correspondence was actually with an undercover detective.
probably this guy....
(http://www.modvive.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/crime_hoodie.gif)
It seems Ted Haggard finally has someone he can look down on.
Quote from: _Xenu_ on August 13, 2014, 07:16:44 PM
It seems Ted Haggard finally has someone he can look down on.
I'll wait until I see the guy's wife before I call that one.
Back where I grew up, this was referred to as "mountain love."
Why would a person have to involve another person in dog-human sex? It's not like dogs are hard to find or anything.
That being said, allow me to comment:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Well I'll dog gone! Solitary
Quote from: Mermaid on August 13, 2014, 08:38:59 PM
Why would a person have to involve another person in dog-human sex? It's not like dogs are hard to find or anything.
That's what I thought. The whole thing was bizarre. Going on Craigslist to set it up? If you want to have sex with a dog, it doesn't have to be that complicated. Maybe he thought if he got permission from the dog's owner it would be more like consensual sex, rather than animal rape, and he wouldn't have to feel guilty afterwards. Or maybe he was just really into the planning and logistics.
Quote from: SGOS on August 15, 2014, 06:39:36 AM
That's what I thought. The whole thing was bizarre. Going on Craigslist to set it up? If you want to have sex with a dog, it doesn't have to be that complicated. Maybe he thought if he got permission from the dog's owner it would be more like consensual sex, rather than animal rape, and he wouldn't have to feel guilty afterwards. Or maybe he was just really into the planning and logistics.
Maybe "sex with a dog" is slang in the gay church goer community for butt sex on the altar and we just didn't know that.
Quote from: Mermaid on August 13, 2014, 08:38:59 PM
Why would a person have to involve another person in dog-human sex? It's not like dogs are hard to find or anything.
You know there's a whole dog trafficking cartel out there right? Never heard of a dog pimp before?
Quote from: Desdinova on August 15, 2014, 08:46:25 AM
Never heard of a dog pimp before?
Whole new meaning to 'bottom-bitch'.
Quote from: Mermaid on August 13, 2014, 08:38:59 PM
Why would a person have to involve another person in dog-human sex? It's not like dogs are hard to find or anything.
Or maybe he just wanted to find god........
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1189905/thumbs/o-DOG-BUTT-JESUS-facebook.jpg)
Quote from: Desdinova on August 15, 2014, 03:35:27 PM
Or maybe he just wanted to find god........
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1189905/thumbs/o-DOG-BUTT-JESUS-facebook.jpg)
... which, taken to its conclusion, would look like getting blown by Jeebus himself. That's one weird fantasy.... :confused2:
He really screwed the pooch.