They are a slimy lot, those televangelists. From Benny Hind to pork like Haggie. But my vote for biggest slime .ball ever goes to Pat Tilton. Old ladies sending him their rent and food money wasn't enough for this bastard. He told them to sell their homes to get the minimum "love offering of ten thousand dollars". According to him, it took a commitment of at least ten grand to get Gawds attention. And he promise that IF you had sufficient faith, that Gawd would pay you back double. So if you were poor, it was because you hadn't invested enough in Jesus. Just look at Tiltons example of how money came to those with real faith. If for some reason Gawd didn't pay you back right away, it just meant you hadn't payed enough or had sufficient faith. He also routinely was struck by lightning as Gawd hit him with a beam from heaven that made him talk silly jibberish passed off as talking in toungues. The sad part is that many poor old people from another era, believed this jerk and went without so they could send him money. Makes me wish there was a hell, so bastards like him could enjoy the fruits of his labor. Do you have a favorite?
I'm very glad I don't know who that is.
Yay - evidence my life is Scwheet!
Quote from: "Outnumbered"They are a slimy lot, those televangelists. From Benny Hind to pork like Haggie. But my vote for biggest slime .ball ever goes to Pat Tilton. Old ladies sending him their rent and food money wasn't enough for this bastard. He told them to sell their homes to get the minimum "love offering of ten thousand dollars". According to him, it took a commitment of at least ten grand to get Gawds attention. And he promise that IF you had sufficient faith, that Gawd would pay you back double. So if you were poor, it was because you hadn't invested enough in Jesus. Just look at Tiltons example of how money came to those with real faith. If for some reason Gawd didn't pay you back right away, it just meant you hadn't payed enough or had sufficient faith. He also routinely was struck by lightning as Gawd hit him with a beam from heaven that made him talk silly jibberish passed off as talking in toungues. The sad part is that many poor old people from another era, believed this jerk and went without so they could send him money. Makes me wish there was a hell, so bastards like him could enjoy the fruits of his labor. Do you have a favorite?
I vote Peter Popoff. Not only did he sell that he was healing people by the power of god, thus making things worse for them, after he was found out in his tricks he left and the came back to do it some more by selling "special healing water" ina tube. I will give him one thing, he did say it wasn't the power of the water, but your faith and monetary gift that did the healing.
Pat Robertson. The slime ball owns a mountain top in Tennessee and has a diamond mine in Liberia.
I kinda like Ted Haggard. Nothing says "man of God" like being a meth addict given over to soliciting sex from male prostitutes.
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"I kinda like Ted Haggard. Nothing says "man of God" like being a meth addict given over to soliciting sex from male prostitutes.
Oh my damn, I forgot about him.
Hope that bigot that Obama panders to, Rick Warren, has some juicy dirt come out soon! :twisted:
Quote from: "Alaric I"Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"I kinda like Ted Haggard. Nothing says "man of God" like being a meth addict given over to soliciting sex from male prostitutes.
Oh my damn, I forgot about him.
Everyone's favorite meth princess. =D>
It's so hard to choose. But the women with the weird hair and makeup are hard to miss.
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No fair. Implicit in the OP is that they be human.
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"I kinda like Ted Haggard. Nothing says "man of God" like being a meth addict given over to soliciting sex from male prostitutes.
No fair picking on him for his denomination being Crystal Methodist.
Quote from: "Jason_Harvestdancer"Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"I kinda like Ted Haggard. Nothing says "man of God" like being a meth addict given over to soliciting sex from male prostitutes.
No fair picking on him for his denomination being Crystal Methodist.
Okay, I loled, really.
Quote from: "Jason_Harvestdancer"Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"I kinda like Ted Haggard. Nothing says "man of God" like being a meth addict given over to soliciting sex from male prostitutes.
No fair picking on him for his denomination being Crystal Methodist.
Damn you and your funny ass puns. :rollin:
Quote from: "Jason_Harvestdancer"Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"I kinda like Ted Haggard. Nothing says "man of God" like being a meth addict given over to soliciting sex from male prostitutes.
No fair picking on him for his denomination being Crystal Methodist.
Oh I'm stealing that one.
I'd say Benny Hinn is the biggest slimeball he has the biggest reach and wealth of all the con artists. I'd put the late Jerry Falwell in at second, and Pat Robertnuts in at 3rd.
Quote from: "Brian37"Pat Robertnuts in at 3rd.
he's actually changing his views some in his old age. Still a bit of a nutter, but not as bad anymore.
Quote from: "Jason_Harvestdancer"Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"I kinda like Ted Haggard. Nothing says "man of God" like being a meth addict given over to soliciting sex from male prostitutes.
No fair picking on him for his denomination being Crystal Methodist.
Oh damn, that was good haha.
Quote from: "commonsense822"Quote from: "Jason_Harvestdancer"Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"I kinda like Ted Haggard. Nothing says "man of God" like being a meth addict given over to soliciting sex from male prostitutes.
No fair picking on him for his denomination being Crystal Methodist.
Oh damn, that was good haha.
Yea that would be the Catholic sect "Our lady of the lab"
They are ALL slimebags, but I can't find it in myself to feel sorry for the folks who give their money to these guys. Jesus went around being poor as fuck, and never asked for money from anyone (or at least, the gospel writers didn't think to include that bit). He told his followers to go out and preach the gospel, not "Go build a big church and then ask for lots of money to keep it going." If Christians would spend a few minutes contemplating that, they might reach the conclusion that selling their homes and giving up their rent checks to charlatans claiming to be the mouthpiece of God, is probably against what Jesus preached, as well as being a stupid idea in any case.
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
Devil woman
Quote from: "Alaric I"Quote from: "Brian37"Pat Robertnuts in at 3rd.
he's actually changing his views some in his old age. Still a bit of a nutter, but not as bad anymore.
It's like living in Bizarro World when a man like Pat Robertson starts to actually make sense as he goes senile.
Peter Popoff... exposed as a fraud by James Randi two decades ago, then he crawls back out of the slime to do the same thing.
Crefo Dollar............................that TD Jakes guy.....
....he's small potatoes but Todd Bentley............what a pig.
Robert Schuler...............complete bum.
They all suck................Ken Copeland.........Jim and Tammy Moron
Ken Hagen........and Hal Linsday!
and the one I laughed at and enjoyed the most...............weird ole Dr. Gene Scott!!!
Joel Osteen for that ridiculous "feel good, give me money" bullshit.
All of them are repugnant .
When I was younger, naive, and just becoming skeptical, I used to try to assume that even if what the preacher is peddling was bullshit that they were sincere about it. Now of course I've learned better. Fucking schysters.
Quote from: "Thought2Much"Quote from: "Alaric I"Quote from: "Brian37"Pat Robertnuts in at 3rd.
he's actually changing his views some in his old age. Still a bit of a nutter, but not as bad anymore.
It's like living in Bizarro World when a man like Pat Robertson starts to actually make sense as he goes senile.
Maybe there's a small part of these people that actually believe this shite, and know they eventually have to repent. He's starting a bit late though.