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Title: jesus
Post by: jac83us on June 30, 2014, 11:44:50 PM
I believe that Jesus was a stupid Jew with schizophrenia who else believe in this what he believe perfect word with u know
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: Aroura33 on July 01, 2014, 12:32:17 AM
What?

My spidey senses tell me this is going to be an entertaining thread.  In b4 requests for titties!

Title: Re: jesus
Post by: GSOgymrat on July 01, 2014, 12:47:49 AM
Quote from: jac83us on June 30, 2014, 11:44:50 PM
I believe that Jesus was a stupid Jew with schizophrenia who else believe in this what he believe perfect word with u know

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Title: Re: jesus
Post by: Sargon The Grape on July 01, 2014, 12:53:29 AM
I think the question we all want answered is, how often do you crap and fart?
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 01, 2014, 12:59:05 AM
Grammar wasn't your thing in school, huh?
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: PickelledEggs on July 01, 2014, 01:33:47 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on July 01, 2014, 12:53:29 AM
I think the question we all want answered is, how often do you crap and fart?

I farted a lot this morning...

Sent from your mom

Title: Re: jesus
Post by: Nam on July 01, 2014, 01:59:19 AM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on July 01, 2014, 12:59:05 AM
Grammar wasn't your thing in school, huh?

Gramer wasnoot yer tang n skool, uhh¿

-Nam
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 01, 2014, 02:32:34 PM
Quote from: Nam on July 01, 2014, 01:59:19 AM
Gramer wasnoot yer tang n skool, uhh¿

-Nam
Grammer'll make yer babees gay n shit..
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: ApostateLois on July 01, 2014, 03:20:21 PM
I believe that what know you Jesus platypus for nothing Jewish yes no?

Hope I'm doing this right.
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: Nam on July 01, 2014, 04:33:56 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on July 01, 2014, 02:32:34 PM
Grammer'll make yer babees gay n shit..

Jesús cunt rite hes nam n dort, oy¡

-Nam
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: frosty on July 01, 2014, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: Nam on July 01, 2014, 04:33:56 PM
Jesús cunt rite hes nam n dort, oy¡

-Nam

Your determination and energy is amazing. You are a blitz poster, I have never seen someone accumulate so many posts in such a short time as you.
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: PickelledEggs on July 01, 2014, 05:02:52 PM
I know Jesus. He lives down the street from a pizzeria I know

Sent from your mom
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: Moralnihilist on July 01, 2014, 08:36:39 PM
Quote from: jac83us on June 30, 2014, 11:44:50 PM
I believe that Jesus was a stupid Jew with schizophrenia who else believe in this what he believe perfect word with u know

Are you high or just a little slow?
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: leo on July 01, 2014, 08:38:41 PM
This thread inspired me to crap the biggest turd ever.
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: frosty on July 02, 2014, 02:47:51 AM
Quote from: leo on July 01, 2014, 08:38:41 PM
This thread inspired me to crap the biggest turd ever.

How often do you crap and fart?
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: Nam on July 02, 2014, 02:56:13 AM
Quote from: frosty on July 01, 2014, 04:42:44 PM
Your determination and energy is amazing. You are a blitz poster, I have never seen someone accumulate so many posts in such a short time as you.

I have over 30,000 comments at all poetry.com (at least 70% are in depth critiques)
I have over 11,000 comments at wwgha
I have almost 10,000 at atheist think tank (used to be over 10,000 some got deleted)
I probably have  over 50,000 comments at imdb.com
I have written over 20,000 poems (been writing poems for 22 years)
I have written over 200 mini biographies on poets
I have only about 50 short stories and am currently writing 24 novels (14 are a series) simultaneously.

You know what this tells me: I think too much, and I talk a lot.

Though it may seem I have a lot of free time I actually don't. Busy busy busy busy.

-Nam
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: frosty on July 02, 2014, 03:33:28 AM
Quote from: Nam on July 02, 2014, 02:56:13 AM
I have over 30,000 comments at all poetry.com (at least 70% are in depth critiques)
I have over 11,000 comments at wwgha
I have almost 10,000 at atheist think tank (used to be over 10,000 some got deleted)
I probably have  over 50,000 comments at imdb.com
I have written over 20,000 poems (been writing poems for 22 years)
I have written over 200 mini biographies on poets
I have only about 50 short stories and am currently writing 24 novels (14 are a series) simultaneously.

You know what this tells me: I think too much, and I talk a lot.

Though it may seem I have a lot of free time I actually don't. Busy busy busy busy.

-Nam

To be honest, that stuff doesn't matter to me. I mean, I still mean what I said when I complimented you, but you don't need to go into a whole history of your personal Internet usage.
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: Nam on July 02, 2014, 03:39:49 AM
Quote from: frosty on July 02, 2014, 03:33:28 AM
To be honest, that stuff doesn't matter to me. I mean, I still mean what I said when I complimented you, but you don't need to go into a whole history of your personal Internet usage.

That was a compliment? Oops, I thought you were trying to start a fight. Out of all the people who comment on my excessive commenting it's always negative; I guess I just take them all that way now.

-Nam
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: frosty on July 02, 2014, 03:52:14 AM
Quote from: Nam on July 02, 2014, 03:39:49 AM
That was a compliment? Oops, I thought you were trying to start a fight. Out of all the people who comment on my excessive commenting it's always negative; I guess I just take them all that way now.

-Nam

Yeah, I get what you mean there. The nature of modern communication makes it tough to interpret, and of course how people are known to be in messaging/commenting boards doesn't help either. The funny thing is, I didn't think your reply was negative either; I thought you were just being hyper and replying in kind to what I said. I wouldn't have the energy these days to pick a fight, and beneath all my critical thinking and calling people out I'm actually quite a positive person that likes to motivate others.
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: SGOS on July 02, 2014, 06:49:51 AM
Quote from: jac83us on June 30, 2014, 11:44:50 PM
I believe that Jesus was a stupid Jew with schizophrenia who else believe in this what he believe perfect word with u know
If you believe it, then it must be true.
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: Nam on July 02, 2014, 12:39:15 PM
Quote from: SGOS on July 02, 2014, 06:49:51 AM
If you believe it, then it must be true.

That's tattooed on my ass.

-Nam
Title: Re: jesus
Post by: SGOS on July 02, 2014, 12:50:02 PM
Quote from: Nam on July 02, 2014, 12:39:15 PM
That's tattooed on my ass.

-Nam
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