http://christwire.org/2012/08/why-do-atheists-choose-to-be-if-they-know-theyll-burn-in-hell/
It's a couple of years old but, hell, it's hilarious. I like the parts where atheists hate "America", where in hell people have "flesh", and one of the comments in reply says that basically we can all be moral if we just believe. I wonder if a god who punishes people who live good lives yet feel that god doesn't exist is being moral when its punishment is to torture them for eternity?
Hmmmmm....
-Nam
Hey just because a few of us practitioners of ritual sacrifice, blood letting, communistic oppression, and the watching of day time television exist, it doesn't me we aren't american! Silly theists
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on June 29, 2014, 07:16:06 AM
Hey just because a few of us practitioners of ritual sacrifice, blood letting, communistic oppression, and the watching of day time television exist, it doesn't me we aren't american! Silly theists
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Excuse me. Reading 14 outrageous secrets that a homosexual will never tell.......
I just got a thread closed on CF. Basically some stupid Christard teacher had to have some of her religious posters taken down in a public classroom. One of them was a quote from Ronald Reagan essentially boiling down to how the country would lose democracy if the people weren't Christians.
Here's the discussion that followed.
Me: I have no sympathy for this teacher. That poster is not appropriate for a classroom setting.
Dumb Christian bitch known as Sapphire Owl: If atheists don't believe our religion is right, it's funny how they are afraid of nothing.
Me: I'm not afraid of your religion. That poster is not appropriate for-
DCB: hell should scare you.
Me: It doesn't. I could care less where you think I'm going when I die, and whether I deserve it for having the audacity of not choosing your religion.
DCB: You are so hateful and angry. Nothing on this forum should make you show this level of hatred toward Christians.
Me: I'm not showing hatred towards Christians. I'm showing hatred for the disgusting level of entitlement and the double standard of people who think their religion takes priority over everything else, but then whine and fuss when atheists hand out guide books and put up billboards.
That's right! I don't buy your bullshit so by obvious extension any fool can plainly see I'm just plain hateful and to dot the I ..I don't believe in A N Y T H I N G.. at all.
Oh wait.. I do believe in something.. PERSECUTION! What a great idea, persecuting Christians and feeding them to hungry, angry lions...on teevee!...during the Superbowl at halftime.
And they say I don't believe in anything..
I believe :pidu: its time for another beer.
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You do know that christwire is a POE right?
Quote from: Moralnihilist on June 29, 2014, 05:58:56 PM
You do know that christwire is a POE right?
I thought they were an Edgar Allen.
-Nam
Why do Christians choose to chastise and hurt other people if "God" already knows the outcome of all things and everything has already been foretold? You see, I have questions too, and they never get answered. So pardon my French if after all things considered I say "go fuck yourself" and walk away.
........in the ring of fireeeee....in the ring of fire....
get it?
And it burns..... and it burns..... the sun burns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFlnD-DEZTk
I really am a sick fuck imagining Brian with a white polyester leisure suit dancing to this. :dance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YH5MEyNuIM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Quote from: frosty on June 29, 2014, 10:16:44 PM
Why do Christians choose to chastise and hurt other people if "God" already knows the outcome of all things and everything has already been foretold? You see, I have questions too, and they never get answered. So pardon my French if after all things considered I say "go fuck yourself" and walk away.
"Fuck" isn't French; it's origins are either English or most likely Germanic. But it's not French.
:wink:
-Nam
Pardon my Germanic doesn't really sound apologetic now does it?
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 30, 2014, 12:10:31 AM
Pardon my Germanic doesn't really sound apologetic now does it?
Pardon my archaic German but fuck you!
Sounds good to me.
-Nam
Quote from: Nam on June 30, 2014, 12:08:32 AM
"Fuck" isn't French; it's origins are either English or most likely Germanic. But it's not French.
:wink:
-Nam
I really, really hope you are just being sarcastic mixed with funny and are just playing into your established forum persona.
Quote from: frosty on June 30, 2014, 03:43:34 AM
I really, really hope you are just being sarcastic mixed with funny and are just playing into your established forum persona.
Somewhat. "forum persona", that would imply I 1. Aren't like this elsewhere on the net nor 2. In person -- I am.
-Nam
The following fuckin video will tell you all you need to fuckin know..... :dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=588ngaryDJo&feature=player_embedded
:rotflmao: :wtff: :fU: :butt:
Quote from: Nam on June 30, 2014, 03:50:11 AM
Somewhat. "forum persona", that would imply I 1. Aren't like this elsewhere on the net nor 2. In person -- I am.
-Nam
I was talking about the forum identity you have created and established as a result of your presence here. Everyone on here has one, even the inactive users that have never logged in, although to a far less extent. Username, avatar, general post material, signature, etc, it's all part of a total package.
Also, sarcasm on the Internet is a very slippery slope, and I already had a hard time detecting or not detecting it in the first place.
Quote from: Nam on June 30, 2014, 12:08:32 AM
"Fuck" isn't French; it's origins are either English or most likely Germanic. But it's not French.
Ummm...
English IS Germanic...
And "pardon" IS French...
Quote from: DickRill on June 30, 2014, 06:48:05 PM
Ummm...
English IS Germanic...
And "pardon" IS French...
Your point?
-Nam
...is that you're clearly talking out of your hiny when you claim that
Quote"Fuck" isn't French; it's origins are either English or most likely Germanic. But it's not French.
I found another hilarious link:
http://www.sharefaith.com/guide/christian-apologetics/christian-arguments-against-atheism.html
Basically, "Christians are right because they have Faith. Atheists are wrong because they do not have Faith."
"Christians have a book to show they are correct. Atheists do not therefore Christians are right, atheists are not."
Round and round and round....
-Nam
Quote from: DickRill on July 01, 2014, 10:18:31 AM
...is that you're clearly talking out of your hiny when you claim that
Or, or...it could be I'm just being a doof.
But no, you have all the answers because your opinions are facts and my comments are wrong because of them.
-Nam
I love the video "The Letter From Hell." It's HILARIOUS! I would love to know if Satan uses the US Postal Service, UPS, or FedEx to deliver letters and packages to the living. Also, I think it's pretty amazing that Josh was able to write that letter even as demons were torturing him. He even wrote "I can hear them coming down the hall!" AS the demons were coming down the hall. It reminds me of the part in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," where the knights enter the cave and they find the last words of Joseph of Aramathea. "Well, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'ARRGHHH', he'd just say it."