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Title: My B-day in 8 hours!!!
Post by: Nam on June 23, 2014, 11:07:15 PM
I'm allergic to cake, even fake emoticon cake...I WILL DIE!!! (not really) Um...I don't want anything. I'm just sad (not really) that I've gotten no b-day cards. (http://stuff.badtudemopars.com/gifs/babycry-001.gif) but I did get me cheesecake (not a real cake) and Happy Feet 1&2 on DVD plus Babyface's GH's.

I can eat carrot cake and cupcakes but that's it for cakes. I used to get fried chicken but then Hardee's stopped selling it, and though Publix's (a supermarket) fried chicken's good it's really bready.

So I made chicken & rice.

-Nam
Title: Re: My B-day in 8 hours!!!
Post by: stromboli on June 24, 2014, 01:10:27 AM
http://www.123greetings.com/birthday/happy_birthday/happy_birthday_tiger.html
Title: Re: My B-day in 8 hours!!!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 24, 2014, 01:54:27 AM
I warned you about this getting old shit, but did you listen to me? Hell no.
Title: Re: My B-day in 8 hours!!!
Post by: Nam on June 24, 2014, 02:36:22 AM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 24, 2014, 01:54:27 AM
I warned you about this getting old shit, but did you listen to me? Hell no.

I never listen. It's a problem i'm not working on.

-Nam
Title: Re: My B-day in 8 hours!!!
Post by: stromboli on June 24, 2014, 02:42:52 AM
Quote from: Nam on June 24, 2014, 02:36:22 AM
I never listen. It's a problem i'm not working on.

-Nam

I'd like to say I hear you, but I don't.
Title: Re: My B-day in 8 hours!!!
Post by: Nam on June 24, 2014, 02:53:02 AM
Quote from: stromboli on June 24, 2014, 02:42:52 AM
I'd like to say I hear you, but I don't.

Get the wax out of your ears. I hear qtips work.

-Nam
Title: Re: My B-day in 8 hours!!!
Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 24, 2014, 04:05:24 AM
(http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/855fa1240e900d0c5382e36d9a2ecd97.png)

source: http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/855fa1240e900d0c5382e36d9a2ecd97 (http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/855fa1240e900d0c5382e36d9a2ecd97)
Title: Re: My B-day in 8 hours!!!
Post by: stromboli on June 24, 2014, 04:08:55 AM
Quote from: Nam on June 24, 2014, 02:53:02 AM
Get the wax out of your ears. I hear qtips work.

-Nam

I'm deaf. Q tips don't work on deaf.
Title: Re: My B-day in 8 hours!!!
Post by: Nam on June 24, 2014, 02:28:54 PM
Quote from: stromboli on June 24, 2014, 04:08:55 AM
I'm deaf. Q tips don't work on deaf.

You got excuses for everything.

-Nam
Title: Re: My B-day in 8 hours!!!
Post by: SGOS on June 24, 2014, 02:42:14 PM
HBDTY
HBDTY
HBDDN
HBDTY
Title: Re: My B-day in 8 hours!!!
Post by: DunkleSeele on June 24, 2014, 03:58:18 PM
(http://mamakittyreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/adult-nude-birthday-card.gif)

By the way: at 37, you're still a kiddo! :tongue:
Title: Re: My B-day in 8 hours!!!
Post by: Nam on June 24, 2014, 04:00:31 PM
My body looked liked that once, for a minute but it took too much work to keep it that way, got in my way of being a bum.

-Nam
Title: Re: My B-day in 8 hours!!!
Post by: Green Bottle on June 24, 2014, 05:13:26 PM
As we say in Scotland, awrabest.....

(http://i57.tinypic.com/245hhcg.jpg)
Title: Re: My B-day in 8 hours!!!
Post by: Nam on June 24, 2014, 06:09:23 PM
^it would've been better if she were in her b-day suit.

-Nam