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Title: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: ApostateLois on June 01, 2014, 01:29:29 AM
http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/russian-milk-company-crossing-out-bar-codes-because-of-1584220353/+ishaaran?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

QuoteA Russian dairy company that has been inexplicably crossing out its barcodes for five years has finally revealed why: to ward off the Antichrist. Seriously.

Russkoe Moloko, the merry band of complete fucking lunatics company in question, had the following to say in a press release:

"It is well-known that the bar code on products is a mark of the Beast. It contains three invisible sixes (666), the name of the Antichrist which is hidden in the Scriptures...By crossing our barcode we want to show our position â€" we are with our Lord Jesus Christ, not the Antichrist and his servants. It's not superstition."

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Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2014, 02:45:20 AM
(http://media.vocativ.com/photos/2014/05/Russian-Milk-Devil_032611481153.jpg)

ZOMG!  It's Satan!  Down with computers!

*looks at ruler*

YOU TOO?!
Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: SGOS on June 01, 2014, 07:15:37 AM
Finally!  Someone has explained the mystery of bar codes.
Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 01, 2014, 07:31:06 AM
Bar codes are easy to read. If it's "The Pink Flamingo", it's a gay bar. If it's "Just Shot Me a Bear!", it's for repressed gays. "Harley Heaven", for leather gays. "Foxhole", only atheist gays.

You just have to know the codes.
Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: wolf39us on June 01, 2014, 07:46:17 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 01, 2014, 02:45:20 AM
(http://media.vocativ.com/photos/2014/05/Russian-Milk-Devil_032611481153.jpg)

ZOMG!  It's Satan!  Down with computers!

*looks at ruler*

YOU TOO?!

I scanned the barcode lol

http://www.labyrinthbooks.com/all_detail.aspx?isbn=9785267000246
Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: stromboli on June 01, 2014, 08:35:47 AM
I've known this since the 70's.
Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: ApostateLois on June 01, 2014, 10:59:05 PM
:lol: Christians were complaining from the moment they first appeared on groceries. Since no "antichrist" figure has showed up and we are still not required to have barcodes on our foreheads, we can safely assume that this is just another wild Christian fantasy as well as another thing for them to complain about.
Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 02, 2014, 03:15:33 AM
Yeah, but a Cadbury Egg WITH a bar code!  :eek:
Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 02, 2014, 03:34:18 AM
Oh hell no.. It's a global nuclear meltdown!  Ok, chocolate in slightly warm weather, BUT CLOSE ENOUGH!
Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: PickelledEggs on June 02, 2014, 03:45:34 AM
No not mutual peace. The xtians will think the Muslims are sending the mark of Satan via foil wrapped chocolate. And the Muslims will think that the xtians sent the jihad eggs.

Sent via your mom.

Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: Jason78 on June 02, 2014, 07:06:47 AM
Quote
It's not superstition.

Ok!  Then this is not a forum post!
Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: Drummer Guy on June 09, 2014, 07:23:15 PM
I know someone who had a hard time using a bank card, because they thought it was the mark of the beast to use it.
Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2014, 08:31:03 PM
Quote from: Drummer Guy on June 09, 2014, 07:23:15 PM
I know someone who had a hard time using a bank card, because they thought it was the mark of the beast to use it.
I temporarily worked with a woman who had to take a prayer break every time "666" came up in her numbers. (This was a newspaper accounting office.) I gradually came to realize it was a con for her to take extra breaks.
Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on June 10, 2014, 03:37:56 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2014, 08:31:03 PM
I temporarily worked with a woman who had to take a prayer break every time "666" came up in her numbers. (This was a newspaper accounting office.) I gradually came to realize it was a con for her to take extra breaks.
Ok, stealing that should I ever get an accounting job.
Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 10, 2014, 01:21:54 PM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on June 10, 2014, 03:37:56 AM
Ok, stealing that should I ever get an accounting job.
You also have to have big hair, dress like trailer trash and swallow a basketball.
Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: MagetheEntertainer on June 28, 2014, 12:44:29 PM
Guys seriously this is the only thing stopping Armageddon.  If this one little Russian milk company or whatever stops crossing out their bar codes all hell is going to break loose, literally.
Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: ApostateLois on June 30, 2014, 12:13:58 AM
But doesn't that mean Jesus won't be able to return from heaven on a flying white horse? The Bible nowhere says that Christians are to try and prevent Armageddon. When they cross out barcodes, they are simply delaying the inevitable and interfering with God's will!
Title: Re: Bar codes = the Devil
Post by: stromboli on June 30, 2014, 12:25:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaA8IjzKLDw