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Title: A Reminder- the Pastafarian Prayer
Post by: stromboli on May 25, 2014, 10:35:37 AM

“Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R'Amen.”

......and lead us not into vegetarianism (cough)  :whistle:
Title: Re: A Reminder- the Pastafarian Prayer
Post by: ApostateLois on May 26, 2014, 04:33:22 PM
Vegetarians could have meatless pasta. The Flying Spaghetti Monster (pizza sauce be upon Him) doesn't discriminate.
Title: Re: A Reminder- the Pastafarian Prayer
Post by: Solitary on May 27, 2014, 02:56:08 AM
I love pineapple vegetable pizza and garlic bread, and I'm a semi vegetarian. I even eat hamburger and steaks on special occasions. Damned! It's late and time to go to bed and I'm hungry. Why did you do this to me Strom? All I'm going to dream about tonight is the moon hitting my face like a big pizza pie with real mozzarella cheese on it while I sleep on a large piece of garlic bread.  :butt: Solitary
Title: Re: A Reminder- the Pastafarian Prayer
Post by: PickelledEggs on May 27, 2014, 03:13:17 AM
He boiled for our grins.
Title: Re: A Reminder- the Pastafarian Prayer
Post by: stromboli on May 27, 2014, 05:07:42 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 27, 2014, 03:13:17 AM
He boiled for our grins.

(Stromboli looks up from his kitchen counter, licks the tomato sauce from his fingers and nods knowingly.)