Hi there!
I became a member of this forum because I have no life and because I figure there is more vulgarity and fowl language at an Atheist forum. I'm not a troll just semi retarded but hope to follow all the rules and enhance your website with gems of rectitude.
I hope that when you read my posts you can taste the love I have for you. I want to affectionately fondle you and caress you with innocent Catholic schoolboy/school girl love.
I have only the most tender affections for you and the sweetest intentions of how I make use of your forum to give you pleasure and enhance the quality of your life, so please let me know if this post is a violation of your rules so that I may abide by the law of the GODS (MODS) and not transgress one step to the right or left.
Peace and good will to you all *hugs* and *Smootches* :-)
If you're looking for vulgarity go to an evangelical site where hate is preached all day, every day not so cleverly disguised as "love". This site might not be full of love, but it's no where near as hateful nor vulgar as the most "loving" evangelical site.
Oh dear goodness, not another one. HIT THE DIRT!
(http://i.imgur.com/4x4OxAA.png)
awww.... a true fan...I like that. Welcome to our little humble abode.
Welcome. Vulgarity, what the fuck?
Oh my.
Your warm welcome has ravished my heart. :-)
The nicest person I know left christianity and is atheist. I worship her. She is An Angel and my Queen
Have you escaped from somewhere :wall:
Just the funny farm for delusional and psychotic assholes
I feel ever so slightly violated and icky reading the OP.
Welcome to the forum.
Welcome aboard phattmatt! My wife is Catholic and might get jealous from all your placating. Solitary
Quote from: Jason78 on May 11, 2014, 11:17:56 AM
I feel ever so slightly violated and icky reading the OP.
Welcome to the forum.
I dont want to violate or traumatize you but delightfully wound your heart with the arrow of my tenderness and delicate aspirations for you!
Do the words, 'kinda weird' click with you at all? Welcome anyway. But I have to warn you. We have NO weird people here. None at all. :naughty:
They ban wierd people?!? Well I'll try not to be myself than. I can be superficial as long as it means keeping my account at AF.
Welcome to the piranha club, phattmatt!
this is my face after I got broken glass in it. It is in the process of healing.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i183/matt041187/IMG_20140425_154805_651_zpsf05c42fe.jpg)
we can only hope that wound was from:
fighting off some asshole trying to drown a puppy dog
fighting off some asshole trying to harm a homeless person
fighting off some asshole who was an asshole..
and not so much:
got drunk and became an asshole....
Quote from: phattmatt on May 11, 2014, 04:33:07 PM
They ban wierd people?!? Well I'll try not to be myself than. I can be superficial as long as it means keeping my account at AF.
The only request of superficiality we ask is that you please do not kill anybody while you are here. Body disposal has become increasingly expensive, what with extra border control and the rising costs corrupt cop fees. It's just not a hobby we can realistically afford.
Welcome to the forum and remember to respect everyone's personal boundaries - this rule is often knife enforced but occasionally gun enforced. Although there was that one time it was shoe lace enforced, but that was only one incident. I serious doubt that would happen again since it's hard to find high quality shoe laces that won't rip or chafe while under extreme strain.
Quote from: Aletheia on May 11, 2014, 06:05:28 PM
The only request of superficiality we ask is that you please do not kill anybody while you are here. Body disposal has become increasingly expensive, what with extra border control and the rising costs corrupt cop fees. It's just not a hobby we can realistically afford.
Welcome to the forum and remember to respect everyone's personal boundaries - this rule is often knife enforced but occasionally gun enforced. Although there was that one time it was shoe lace enforced, but that was only one incident. I serious doubt that would happen again since it's hard to find high quality shoe laces that won't rip or chafe while under extreme strain.
I wish I could inject in to my blood stream an ounce of the chemicals/neurtransmitters that sent the message to your neurons to generate that post!
I also wish you were the atheist forums administrator! I wish because I can't pray, but do believe in unicorns and fairies!
Quote from: phattmatt on May 11, 2014, 06:16:32 PM
I wish I could inject in to my blood stream an ounce of the chemicals/neurtransmitters that sent the message to your neurons to generate that post!
I also wish you were the atheist forums administrator! I wish because I can't pray, but do believe in unicorns and fairies!
You blasphemous infidel! Ra is the one and only true god, unicorns and fairies are obviously fiction. Those who don't believe will be cast into the centre of the sun and remain there for all eternity! :evil:
Welcome... to the forum... I guess...?
I donno. The OP is causing a lot of "WTF did I just read?" feels in me. I also feel dirty for some reason I cannot explain.
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on May 12, 2014, 03:09:00 PM
Welcome... to the forum... I guess...?
I donno. The OP is causing a lot of "WTF did I just read?" feels in me. I also feel dirty for some reason I cannot explain.
omg! I didnt mean to touch you there m sorry!
I must be weird too because I like you so far. I'm not sure if I'm creeped out because you are creepy or creeped out at my self for understanding ever word you've typed.
I think somebody needs a hug.
I'll be damned if I'm gonna do it. Any volunteers?
Quote from: doorknob on May 12, 2014, 06:28:18 PM
I must be weird too because I like you so far. I'm not sure if I'm creeped out because you are creepy or creeped out at my self for understanding ever word you've typed.
I hope thats you in the avatar. If so we should hook up! :flowers: and shed some layers.
Quote from: phattmatt on May 11, 2014, 05:42:27 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i183/matt041187/IMG_20140425_154805_651_zpsf05c42fe.jpg)
Are them your Dr Seuss books?
:pirate: Hes my favorite author. Kicks ass!
Kusa you cld post a thread at the other forum with a link to this thread and I wonder how many messages the administrater would receive that I should be banned. I'm learning more lessons and will try hard not to disrupt this site.
I'm not going to trip you up bro. I hope you don't get banned here. The traffic was kinda slow until you came along. I was actually wondering when you would show up.
Oh yeah, I like your little cowboy hat too. Why don't you wear it?
Quote from: KUSA on May 12, 2014, 09:26:54 PM
I'm not going to trip you up bro. I hope you don't get banned here. The traffic was kinda slow until you came along. I was actually wondering when you would show up.
if the staff give me time to evolve I shall draw much action and posts to this forum. They gotta give me time to learn how to use my sense of humor without spamming.
Quote from: KUSA on May 12, 2014, 09:28:41 PM
Oh yeah, I like your little cowboy hat too. Why don't you wear it?
I left montana
Quote from: KUSA on May 12, 2014, 09:26:54 PM
I'm not going to trip you up bro. I hope you don't get banned here. The traffic was kinda slow until you came along. I was actually wondering when you would show up.
tell steelcurtain I'm using his username and claiming to be the resident steelers fan from tennesee and psted his personal info on a public forum. Youll get a huge reaction out of him until he investigates to find its not true.
Quote from: phattmatt on May 12, 2014, 09:05:28 PM
:pirate: Hes my favorite author. Kicks ass!
Kusa you cld post a thread at the other forum with a link to this thread and I wonder how many messages the administrater would receive that I should be banned. I'm learning more lessons and will try hard not to disrupt this site.
Well, I'll say one thing, Matt - at least you laid off creating sock accounts over at that "other" site.
My pal Deidre asked me to. I have mad respect for her. Plus I learned that I was really a major disruption and younwere patient with me. Also, that sock behavior would have been immature for my age even were I twelve years old.
Quote from: aitm on May 11, 2014, 05:58:26 PM
we can only hope that wound was from:
fighting off some asshole trying to drown a puppy dog
fighting off some asshole trying to harm a homeless person
fighting off some asshole who was an asshole..
and not so much:
got drunk and became an asshole....
the latter
Welcome Bishop :)
Your intro was nothing, if not... interesting?
Grts
I'll say one thing about this place, there are many interesting people that come here. :geek: :ugeek: :cool: :angel: :borg: :pirate: :alien2: :shifty: :pidu: Solitary
Quote from: Solitary on May 21, 2014, 01:15:01 AM
I'll say one thing about this place, there are many interesting people that come here. :geek: :ugeek: :cool: :angel: :borg: :pirate: :alien2: :shifty: :pidu: Solitary
I can vouche for that!
This is the best atheist forum ever!!