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Title: Religion kills
Post by: phattmatt on May 10, 2014, 11:42:47 PM
Hi there!

I became a member of this forum because I have no life and because I figure there is more vulgarity and fowl language at an Atheist forum.  I'm not a troll just semi retarded but hope to follow all the rules and enhance your website with gems of rectitude.

I hope that when you read my posts you can taste the love I have for you.  I want to affectionately fondle you and caress you with innocent Catholic schoolboy/school girl love. 

I have only the most tender affections for you and the sweetest intentions of how I make use of your forum to give you pleasure and enhance the quality of your life, so please let me know if this post is a violation of your rules so that I may abide by the law of the GODS (MODS)  and not transgress one step to the right or left.

Peace and good will to you all *hugs* and *Smootches*  :-)
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on May 11, 2014, 01:54:41 AM
If you're looking for vulgarity go to an evangelical site where hate is preached all day, every day not so cleverly disguised as "love".  This site might not be full of love, but it's no where near as hateful nor vulgar as the most "loving" evangelical site.
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: Sargon The Grape on May 11, 2014, 08:19:30 AM
Oh dear goodness, not another one. HIT THE DIRT!

(http://i.imgur.com/4x4OxAA.png)
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: aitm on May 11, 2014, 09:02:21 AM
awww.... a true fan...I like that. Welcome to our little humble abode.
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: stromboli on May 11, 2014, 09:12:34 AM
Welcome. Vulgarity, what the fuck?
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: Johan on May 11, 2014, 09:12:53 AM
Oh my.
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: phattmatt on May 11, 2014, 10:25:37 AM
Your warm welcome has ravished my heart.  :-)

The nicest person I know left christianity and is atheist.  I worship her.  She is An Angel and my Queen
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: Green Bottle on May 11, 2014, 10:31:59 AM
Have you escaped from somewhere    :wall:
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: phattmatt on May 11, 2014, 11:15:30 AM
Just the funny farm for delusional and psychotic assholes
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: Jason78 on May 11, 2014, 11:17:56 AM
I feel ever so slightly violated and icky reading the OP.

Welcome to the forum.
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: Solitary on May 11, 2014, 11:33:17 AM
Welcome aboard phattmatt! My wife is Catholic and might get jealous from all your placating. Solitary
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: phattmatt on May 11, 2014, 01:37:25 PM
Quote from: Jason78 on May 11, 2014, 11:17:56 AM
I feel ever so slightly violated and icky reading the OP.

Welcome to the forum.
I dont want to violate or traumatize you but delightfully wound your heart with the arrow of my tenderness and delicate aspirations for you!
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on May 11, 2014, 02:18:03 PM
Do the words, 'kinda weird' click with you at all?  Welcome anyway.  But I have to warn you.  We have NO weird people here. None at all.   :naughty:
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: phattmatt on May 11, 2014, 04:33:07 PM
They ban wierd people?!?  Well I'll try not to be myself than.  I can be superficial as long as it means keeping my account at AF. 

Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: DunkleSeele on May 11, 2014, 04:55:22 PM
Welcome to the piranha club, phattmatt!
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: phattmatt on May 11, 2014, 05:42:27 PM
this is my face after I got broken glass in it.  It is in the process of healing.

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i183/matt041187/IMG_20140425_154805_651_zpsf05c42fe.jpg)
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: aitm on May 11, 2014, 05:58:26 PM
we can only hope that wound was from:
fighting off some asshole trying to drown a puppy dog
fighting off some asshole trying to harm a homeless person
fighting off some asshole who was an asshole..
and not so much:
got drunk and became an asshole....
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: Aletheia on May 11, 2014, 06:05:28 PM
Quote from: phattmatt on May 11, 2014, 04:33:07 PM
They ban wierd people?!?  Well I'll try not to be myself than.  I can be superficial as long as it means keeping my account at AF. 

The only request of superficiality we ask is that you please do not kill anybody while you are here. Body disposal has become increasingly expensive, what with extra border control and the rising costs corrupt cop fees. It's just not a hobby we can realistically afford.

Welcome to the forum and remember to respect everyone's personal boundaries - this rule is often knife enforced but occasionally gun enforced. Although there was that one time it was shoe lace enforced, but that was only one incident. I serious doubt that would happen again since it's hard to find high quality shoe laces that won't rip or chafe while under extreme strain.
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: phattmatt on May 11, 2014, 06:16:32 PM
Quote from: Aletheia on May 11, 2014, 06:05:28 PM
The only request of superficiality we ask is that you please do not kill anybody while you are here. Body disposal has become increasingly expensive, what with extra border control and the rising costs corrupt cop fees. It's just not a hobby we can realistically afford.

Welcome to the forum and remember to respect everyone's personal boundaries - this rule is often knife enforced but occasionally gun enforced. Although there was that one time it was shoe lace enforced, but that was only one incident. I serious doubt that would happen again since it's hard to find high quality shoe laces that won't rip or chafe while under extreme strain.

I wish I could inject in to my blood stream an ounce of the chemicals/neurtransmitters that sent the message to your neurons to generate that post!

I also wish you were the atheist forums administrator!  I wish because I can't pray, but do believe in unicorns and fairies!
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: Thomoose on May 11, 2014, 08:41:34 PM
Quote from: phattmatt on May 11, 2014, 06:16:32 PM
I wish I could inject in to my blood stream an ounce of the chemicals/neurtransmitters that sent the message to your neurons to generate that post!

I also wish you were the atheist forums administrator!  I wish because I can't pray, but do believe in unicorns and fairies!
You blasphemous infidel! Ra is the one and only true god, unicorns and fairies are obviously fiction. Those who don't believe will be cast into the centre of the sun and remain there for all eternity!  :evil:
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: Hakurei Reimu on May 12, 2014, 03:09:00 PM
Welcome... to the forum... I guess...?

I donno. The OP is causing a lot of "WTF did I just read?" feels in me. I also feel dirty for some reason I cannot explain.
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: phattmatt on May 12, 2014, 06:01:39 PM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on May 12, 2014, 03:09:00 PM
Welcome... to the forum... I guess...?

I donno. The OP is causing a lot of "WTF did I just read?" feels in me. I also feel dirty for some reason I cannot explain.
omg!  I didnt mean to touch you there m sorry!
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: doorknob on May 12, 2014, 06:28:18 PM
I must be weird too because I like you so far. I'm not sure if I'm creeped out because you are creepy or creeped out at my self for understanding ever word you've typed.
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on May 12, 2014, 06:35:20 PM
I think somebody needs a hug.

I'll be damned if I'm gonna do it. Any volunteers?
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: phattmatt on May 12, 2014, 08:35:16 PM
Quote from: doorknob on May 12, 2014, 06:28:18 PM
I must be weird too because I like you so far. I'm not sure if I'm creeped out because you are creepy or creeped out at my self for understanding ever word you've typed.
I hope thats you in the avatar.  If so we should hook up! :flowers: and shed some layers.
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: KUSA on May 12, 2014, 08:42:55 PM
Quote from: phattmatt on May 11, 2014, 05:42:27 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i183/matt041187/IMG_20140425_154805_651_zpsf05c42fe.jpg)

Are them your Dr Seuss books?
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: phattmatt on May 12, 2014, 09:05:28 PM
 :pirate: Hes my favorite author.  Kicks ass!

Kusa you cld post a thread at the other forum with a link to this thread and I wonder how many messages the administrater would receive that I should be banned.  I'm learning more lessons and will try hard not to disrupt this site.
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: KUSA on May 12, 2014, 09:26:54 PM
I'm not going to trip you up bro. I hope you don't get banned here. The traffic was kinda slow until you came along. I was actually wondering when you would show up.
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: KUSA on May 12, 2014, 09:28:41 PM
Oh yeah,  I like your little cowboy hat too. Why don't you wear it?
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: phattmatt on May 12, 2014, 09:39:45 PM
Quote from: KUSA on May 12, 2014, 09:26:54 PM
I'm not going to trip you up bro. I hope you don't get banned here. The traffic was kinda slow until you came along. I was actually wondering when you would show up.
if the staff give me time to evolve I shall draw much action and posts to this forum.  They gotta give me time to learn how to use my sense of humor without spamming.
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: phattmatt on May 12, 2014, 09:41:33 PM
Quote from: KUSA on May 12, 2014, 09:28:41 PM
Oh yeah,  I like your little cowboy hat too. Why don't you wear it?
I left montana
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: phattmatt on May 12, 2014, 10:34:18 PM
Quote from: KUSA on May 12, 2014, 09:26:54 PM
I'm not going to trip you up bro. I hope you don't get banned here. The traffic was kinda slow until you came along. I was actually wondering when you would show up.
tell steelcurtain I'm using his username and claiming to be the resident steelers fan from tennesee and psted his personal info on a public forum. Youll get a huge reaction out of him until he investigates to find its not true.
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: I_Blaspheme on May 15, 2014, 04:19:09 PM
Quote from: phattmatt on May 12, 2014, 09:05:28 PM
:pirate: Hes my favorite author.  Kicks ass!

Kusa you cld post a thread at the other forum with a link to this thread and I wonder how many messages the administrater would receive that I should be banned.  I'm learning more lessons and will try hard not to disrupt this site.

Well, I'll say one thing, Matt - at least you laid off creating sock accounts over at that "other" site.
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: phattmatt on May 16, 2014, 02:17:33 PM
My pal Deidre asked me to.  I have mad respect for her.  Plus I learned that I was really a major disruption and younwere patient with me.  Also, that sock behavior would have been immature for my age even were I twelve years old.
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: phattmatt on May 19, 2014, 12:16:44 AM
Quote from: aitm on May 11, 2014, 05:58:26 PM
we can only hope that wound was from:
fighting off some asshole trying to drown a puppy dog
fighting off some asshole trying to harm a homeless person
fighting off some asshole who was an asshole..
and not so much:
got drunk and became an asshole....
the latter
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: SukmiLongHeart on May 20, 2014, 05:49:21 PM
Welcome Bishop :)

Your intro was nothing, if not... interesting?

Grts
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: Solitary on May 21, 2014, 01:15:01 AM
I'll say one thing about this place, there are many interesting people that come here.  :geek: :ugeek: :cool: :angel: :borg: :pirate: :alien2: :shifty: :pidu: Solitary
Title: Re: Religion kills
Post by: phattmatt on May 24, 2014, 07:59:09 AM
Quote from: Solitary on May 21, 2014, 01:15:01 AM
I'll say one thing about this place, there are many interesting people that come here.  :geek: :ugeek: :cool: :angel: :borg: :pirate: :alien2: :shifty: :pidu: Solitary
I can vouche for that!

This is the best atheist forum ever!!