Atheistforums.com

Extraordinary Claims => Religion General Discussion => Topic started by: PickelledEggs on May 09, 2014, 06:03:33 PM

Title: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: PickelledEggs on May 09, 2014, 06:03:33 PM
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z6bM-FHdBfY
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: PopeyesPappy on May 09, 2014, 06:20:14 PM
Somebody should suggest that she make an adult t-rex skull out of chicken bones
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: PickelledEggs on May 09, 2014, 06:21:05 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on May 09, 2014, 06:20:14 PM
Somebody should suggest that she make an adult t-rex skull out of chicken bones
Her fucking brain is a chicken bone.
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: PopeyesPappy on May 09, 2014, 06:22:08 PM
I saw no evidence of a brain.
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: PickelledEggs on May 09, 2014, 06:23:08 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on May 09, 2014, 06:22:08 PM
I saw evidence of a brain.
A very deluded one :lol:
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: PopeyesPappy on May 09, 2014, 06:23:43 PM
You got in there before I fixed it.
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on May 09, 2014, 07:48:57 PM
They didn't exist. All those dinosaur bones aren't really bones. They're made by the tooth fairy out of ground up kids teeth.
Dammit! Haven't you "evolutionists" learned anything reading my bullshit? :think:
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: PickelledEggs on May 09, 2014, 07:57:25 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on May 09, 2014, 07:48:57 PM
They didn't exist. All those dinosaur bones aren't really bones. They're made by the tooth fairy out of ground up kids teeth.
Dammit! Haven't you "evolutionists" learned anything reading my bullshit? :think:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gYnPNR8p8I
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: pm1255 on May 09, 2014, 07:57:51 PM
Pastors make money from church too.... 0_0

St00pid person is stoopid... Female in this video please don't reproduce, or ever speak again, that would be very beneficial to our future.
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: stromboli on May 09, 2014, 08:11:32 PM
The thing that scares me the most is that she may have reproduced.
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: PickelledEggs on May 09, 2014, 10:40:22 PM
Quote from: stromboli on May 09, 2014, 08:11:32 PM
The thing that scares me the most is that she may have reproduced.
We must beware her brood. It will infect the rest of our population!
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: Mermaid on May 09, 2014, 11:43:16 PM
That hurts so much. Anyone have a Vicodin? Anyone?

The pain.
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: Solitary on May 09, 2014, 11:59:05 PM
 :wtff: I sure hope this is a joke. How does she know Native Americans never found a dinosaur fossil. Farmers have found dinosaur fossils, and other lay people have. And to top it off no one has found a dinosaur, only fossils of them and their eggs, which are not made of bones like the one she has for a head.. I guess finding gold tablets in a desert would be fine with her.  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Solitary


http://youtu.be/41jTefmn8Vs
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on May 10, 2014, 01:02:10 AM
Quote from: Solitary on May 09, 2014, 11:59:05 PM
:wtff: I sure hope this is a joke. How does she know Native Americans never found a dinosaur fossil. Farmers have found dinosaur fossils, and other lay people have. And to top it off no one has found a dinosaur, only fossils of them and their eggs, which are not made of bones like the one she has for a head.. I guess finding gold tablets in a desert would be fine with her.  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Solitary


http://youtu.be/41jTefmn8Vs
It's probably going to piss you off, but if I found gold tablets in the desert I'd be tickled pink.. :think:
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: PickelledEggs on May 10, 2014, 05:36:56 AM
Quote from: Mermaid on May 09, 2014, 11:43:16 PM
That hurts so much. Anyone have a Vicodin? Anyone?

The pain.
I have Tramadol somewhere that I never took because I'm allergic to it.
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 10, 2014, 08:00:06 AM
The video (air quotes) was longer than the research (air quotes) she did to produce it.
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: josephpalazzo on May 10, 2014, 08:57:50 AM
Hey, she did her duty to expose the "truth'. Give her that much credit...oh wait...
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: inflection2495 on May 10, 2014, 09:35:18 AM
She brought up Jurassic Park...discussion ends there, if not earlier. Why even discuss Jurassic Park when some of her very own ilk actually think men lived amongst dinosaurs? Sounds similar to the movie don't it? Besides that, it you look close enough, you can see air flowing out of her ears.
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: Green Bottle on May 10, 2014, 09:57:37 AM
Its got to be a wind-up, rite  ? nobody's that thick, or are they...............
                                                          :axe:
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 10, 2014, 09:59:45 AM
Quote from: 10 Green Bottles..... on May 10, 2014, 09:57:37 AM
Its got to be a wind-up, rite  ? nobody's that thick, or are they...............
                                                          :axe:
It's a good match for my cousins, the Southern Baptists.
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: Jmpty on May 10, 2014, 10:19:43 AM
Prescription drug abuse. Another victim.
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: Mermaid on May 10, 2014, 10:50:12 AM
Quote from: 10 Green Bottles..... on May 10, 2014, 09:57:37 AM
Its got to be a wind-up, rite  ? nobody's that thick, or are they...............
                                                          :axe:
It has to be.
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: stromboli on May 10, 2014, 11:08:59 AM
Quote from: 10 Green Bottles..... on May 10, 2014, 09:57:37 AM
Its got to be a wind-up, rite  ? nobody's that thick, or are they...............
                                                          :axe:

Yes, sad to say, there are people here that thick.
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: Solitary on May 10, 2014, 11:13:25 AM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on May 10, 2014, 01:02:10 AM
It's probably going to piss you off, but if I found gold tablets in the desert I'd be tickled pink.. :think:

Only if you don't share them with me AP. 
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: Hydra009 on May 10, 2014, 11:23:45 AM
The part of the video that really slays me is "why would you dig that far?  Wouldn't you hit the core?"

(http://www.iupui.edu/~g115/assets/mod04/earth_structure1_big.jpg)

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but no one has yet drilled all the way through the Earth's crust.  So hitting the core is not particularly likely.
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: stromboli on May 10, 2014, 11:47:02 AM
I've visited 2 dinosaur quarries in my travels and read about many more, not to mention a natural history museum or two. They got bones that definitely aren't chicken bones. There are like 3,000 fossils considered complete, and thousands of genera- many still being discovered- and they are all over the world. I have seen estimates as high as 2 billion total fossils, most yet to be dug up.
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: josephpalazzo on May 10, 2014, 11:50:55 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 10, 2014, 11:23:45 AM
The part of the video that really slays me is "why would you dig that far?  Wouldn't you hit the core?"

(http://www.iupui.edu/~g115/assets/mod04/earth_structure1_big.jpg)

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but no one has yet drilled all the way through the Earth's crust.  So hitting the core is not particularly likely.


HAHAHAHA... you haven't read Jules Verne's classic, Journey to the Center of the Earth... Dummy :biggrin:
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: ApostateLois on May 10, 2014, 01:17:32 PM
That bitch HAS to be a troll. Surely, nobody can be that stupid....can they? Ugh, yes, they can. I've known some Christians who would agree with her. I remember being taught that Satan put fossils in the ground to deceive us into thinking the world is older than it actually is. They never explained why God didn't remove the fossils so as to NOT let us be deceived. I guess they would just mumble something about "free will," whatever that is, exactly.
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: josephpalazzo on May 10, 2014, 04:49:18 PM
(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff277/josephpalazzo/devil-1.gif) (http://s243.photobucket.com/user/josephpalazzo/media/devil-1.gif.html)
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: PickelledEggs on May 10, 2014, 04:56:02 PM
Quote from: 10 Green Bottles..... on May 10, 2014, 09:57:37 AM
Its got to be a wind-up, rite  ? nobody's that thick, or are they...............
                                                          :axe:
I hope so. I skimmed through the rest of her videos...  Its kind of hard to tell if she is a troll or honestly thinks that.

Sent via your mom

Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: leo on May 11, 2014, 12:15:48 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on May 09, 2014, 07:48:57 PM
They didn't exist. All those dinosaur bones aren't really bones. They're made by the tooth fairy out of ground up kids teeth.
Dammit! Haven't you "evolutionists" learned anything reading my bullshit? :think:
Holy shit ! I never thought about that! That's it !
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: Thomoose on May 11, 2014, 01:53:46 PM
People fabricate evidence of dinosaurs? That b*tch is high on somethin'...
Title: Re: DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on May 11, 2014, 02:22:41 PM
Quote from: Mermaid on May 09, 2014, 11:43:16 PM
That hurts so much. Anyone have a Vicodin? Anyone?

The pain.
I've got a few percocets left, the kind without the acetemetaphine. I guess that's how it's spelled, but then again I don't care how it's spelled.