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Title: Proof for god - Checkmate atheists! (part 2)
Post by: blargg on May 01, 2014, 03:14:29 AM
How do you atheists explain the following miracles:

- Ten plagues of Egypt.
- Jesus walking on water.
- Joshua stopping the sun.

(Among many others)

Checkmate atheists.
Title: Re: Proof for god - Checkmate atheists! (part 2)
Post by: PickelledEggs on May 01, 2014, 03:26:37 AM
I explain them as such :

They most likely didn't even happen

Sent via your mom
Title: Re: Proof for god - Checkmate atheists! (part 2)
Post by: blargg on May 01, 2014, 03:30:45 AM
They did it's in the bible.
Title: Re: Proof for god - Checkmate atheists! (part 2)
Post by: Sargon The Grape on May 01, 2014, 10:11:34 PM
Quote from: God on May 01, 2014, 03:30:45 AM
They did it's in the bible.
A book compiled of the oral tales told by a particular tribe of desert nomads that were subjected to hundreds of years of a game of Telephone. Yeah, real authoritative.
Title: Re: Proof for god - Checkmate atheists! (part 2)
Post by: stromboli on May 01, 2014, 10:52:58 PM
Semiliterate desert tribesmen+hot sun+beer= MIRACLES!!!!
Title: Re: Proof for god - Checkmate atheists! (part 2)
Post by: blargg on May 01, 2014, 11:18:10 PM
Bible=word of god=miracles are real=checkmate atheists.
Title: Re: Proof for god - Checkmate atheists! (part 2)
Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2014, 11:40:44 PM
Quote from: God on May 01, 2014, 03:14:29 AM- Ten plagues of Egypt.
Nurgle.

Quote- Jesus walking on water.
Jesus shrinks to miniscule size and never breaks surface tension.

Quote- Joshua stopping the sun.
That's the story where the sun stopped moving for a day, which is really strange considering that a day is defined by the motion of the sun across the sky .  So, that's like saying that light took two years to travel one light-year.