How do you atheists explain the following miracles:
- Ten plagues of Egypt.
- Jesus walking on water.
- Joshua stopping the sun.
(Among many others)
Checkmate atheists.
I explain them as such :
They most likely didn't even happen
Sent via your mom
They did it's in the bible.
Quote from: God on May 01, 2014, 03:30:45 AM
They did it's in the bible.
A book compiled of the oral tales told by a particular tribe of desert nomads that were subjected to hundreds of years of a game of Telephone. Yeah, real authoritative.
Semiliterate desert tribesmen+hot sun+beer= MIRACLES!!!!
Bible=word of god=miracles are real=checkmate atheists.
Quote from: God on May 01, 2014, 03:14:29 AM- Ten plagues of Egypt.
Nurgle.
Quote- Jesus walking on water.
Jesus shrinks to miniscule size and never breaks surface tension.
Quote- Joshua stopping the sun.
That's the story where the sun stopped moving for a day, which is really strange considering that a day is defined by the motion of the sun across the sky . So, that's like saying that light took two years to travel one light-year.