Poll
Question:
Should there be an American Dictatorship?
Option 1: yes
votes: 1
Option 2: no
votes: 6
Option 3: maybe
votes: 0
Option 4: idk
votes: 0
Option 5: don't care
votes: 0
Option 6: other
votes: 2
Right now American society is really bad. Would a dictatorship fix this?
No. Why do you think a dictatorship could be beneficial?
Need examples of why American society is really bad.
Quote from: Mermaid on March 24, 2014, 09:12:10 PM
No. Why do you think a dictatorship could be beneficial?
Need examples of why American society is really bad.
Too many freedoms=America (in a bad way)
America is behind in everything. Even fashion is really bad.
You're right. Move to Uganda.
And I'm waiting for the possible benefit here.
drunkenshoe will have a field day with this thread. Gonna go grab some popcorn.
Quote from: stromboli on March 24, 2014, 09:26:11 PM
You're right. Move to Uganda.
I was planning on forming a new country and kicking America's ass in education and athletics as well as Asia's ass and Jamaica's ass (no insults intended).
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on March 24, 2014, 09:27:11 PM
And I'm waiting for the possible benefit here.
Keep everybody in line, get America on the right track.
Quote from: curiouscrab on March 24, 2014, 09:29:02 PM
I was planning on forming a new country and kicking America's ass in education and athletics as well as Asia's ass and Jamaica's ass (no insults intended).
That sounds like a plan! Let us know once it's up and running.
In line with what and on which track? The path to submission in line with the stars? Oh wait, this is before or after the next big civil war?
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on March 24, 2014, 09:33:30 PM
In line with what and on which track? The path to submission in line with the stars? Oh wait, this is before or after the next big civil war?
lol
We're behind in basically everything. We need to catch up.
Also, blue eyes and blonde hair. :fU:
Quote from: curiouscrab on March 24, 2014, 09:34:55 PM
Also, blue eyes and blonde hair. :fU:
I think a certain fellow with a charming mustache and great public speaking skills tried that before you.
It did not turn out well.
Quote from: Shol'va on March 24, 2014, 09:35:37 PM
I think a certain fellow with a charming mustache and great public speaking skills tried that before you.
It did not turn out well.
He had a very charming mustache indeed. Unfortunately, it did him no good. I might be him reincarnated, though.
lol - YOLO (proved wrong by reincarnation) :fU: :fU: <---love this smiley
Someone probably ought to tell him being a Hitler wannabe is out of vogue. :think:
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on March 24, 2014, 10:00:37 PM
Someone probably ought to tell him being a Hitler wannabe is out of vogue. :think:
Yeah, I'll tell him.
Never seems to go out of style with theists trying to argue why "atheism is bad, mkay?"
That and Stalin. Always the two "nucular options" in their arsenal.
Quote from: Shol'va on March 24, 2014, 10:04:21 PM
Never seems to go out of style with theists trying to argue why "atheism is bad, mkay?"
That and Stalin. Always the two "nucular options" in their arsenal.
Atheism is good. And it' true.
Quote from: curiouscrab on March 24, 2014, 09:29:02 PM
I was planning on forming a new country and kicking America's ass in education and athletics as well as Asia's ass and Jamaica's ass (no insults intended).
if you can afford that, I agree with everything you say and offer my services as your construction baron. I will oversee all construction to my demanding constraints. All for the mere sum of 3.5 million per year and my own helicopter with Jessica Alba as my backseat "co-pilot". Let's do this!
Quote from: aitm on March 24, 2014, 10:10:46 PM
if you can afford that, I agree with everything you say and offer my services as your construction baron. I will oversee all construction to my demanding constraints. All for the mere sum of 3.5 million per year and my own helicopter with Jessica Alba as my backseat "co-pilot". Let's do this!
Yeah, I figured it would be expensive and therefore I only imagined it but never carried it out.
To the OP: Yes, but only if I get to be the dictator. And call myself First Citizen. And change my name to The Mule.
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on March 24, 2014, 10:16:33 PM
To the OP: Yes, but only if I get to be the dictator. And call myself First Citizen. And change my name to The Mule.
As dictator, you can do whatever you want. As for becoming dictator, good luck.
Quote from: curiouscrab on March 24, 2014, 10:18:31 PM
As dictator, you can do whatever you want. As for becoming dictator, good luck.
(http://x1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/The+joke+is+that+AC+DC+is+notorious+for+many+of+_e02ea30f33d0ad103c00889577de6d42.jpg)
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on March 24, 2014, 10:22:45 PM
(http://x1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/The+joke+is+that+AC+DC+is+notorious+for+many+of+_e02ea30f33d0ad103c00889577de6d42.jpg)
Oh, I get it now. the mule=you're an ass
Quote from: curiouscrab on March 24, 2014, 10:24:14 PM
Oh, I get it now. the mule=you're an ass
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundation_series
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on March 24, 2014, 10:24:59 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundation_series
Oh. I don't really do that stuff.
Well you're definitely out. No way we can have a dictator who doesn't get the jokes. You'll need to be reeducated when the real dictator gets here.
We can't have a dictator who doesn't really do that stuff. If you're going to be dictator you don't just not really do things. YOU DO OR YOU DON'T! You don't do that wishy washy 'don't really do' stuff stuff.
Isn't there a dic in dictator? Solitary
Quote from: Solitary on March 24, 2014, 11:05:23 PM
Isn't there a dic in dictator? Solitary
I know a dirty perv joke about that very topic and in fact even once wrote it on this site. Anyone remember it? It involves Alfalfa and Buckwheat. :whistle:
I don't think a dictatorship would be inherently worse than the system as is... it would just be far more likely to be worse and have far less safe guards in the event it was.
Bush Junior said it would be a lot easier if he was a dictator---can you imagine how bad it would be if he had been? I guess it would be like Hitler if he won the war---no more weaklings, no more Jews, no more blacks and browns, no more guns, no more undesirables, while the Catholic Church reigns supreme. OK all you blue eyed, blond haired devils, Hail to the God chosen leader and his storm troopers. If this sounds good to you, you are a paranoid bigot. Solitary
Only if I'm the dictator. Just think of all the Republicans and fundies I could jail! Muahahahah!!
Everyone thinks a dictatorship sounds great because they always imagine in their heads that the dictator will like all the same things they do.
Kinda like with how people think about god.
Quote from: curiouscrab on March 24, 2014, 09:09:17 PM
Right now American society is really bad. Would a dictatorship fix this?
>Implying that it isn't a dictatorship already.
Someone had to do it.
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z102/cortney9mm/Potato-Dick.jpg)
It's a dic tater..actually a dick n balls tater.. I hope my tater never get peeled, sliced, diced, fried, boiled or baked. :shocked:
edit: for the benefit of shoe a tater is a colloquial ecpression for potato. I'm sorry folks. I had to let her in on the joke. lol
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 25, 2014, 10:05:32 AM
Oh lol. I didn't know that. That is good. Thanks, APA. And why are you apologising for explaining something?
I read the weight thread about guilt and thought of you. lol
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 25, 2014, 11:04:14 AM
:lol: *Rolls eyes.
I'm...uhhh...errr...ehhhh...sorry. :lol: (not really)
haha America is crownland* still so yeah it probably all ready is dictatorship.
*the crown is not the queen of England
It's not an absolute dictatorship, not even close, but is a capitalistic dictatorship in that we're ruled by the big monied interests.
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on March 25, 2014, 09:50:17 AM
It's a dic tater..actually a dick n balls tater.. I hope my tater never get peeled, sliced, diced, fried, boiled or baked. :shocked:
Does dic tater go well with dic cheese?
Quote from: Atheon on March 25, 2014, 03:20:04 PM
Does dic tater go well with dic cheese?
probably vagitater..