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Title: The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?
Post by: Solitary on March 16, 2014, 04:30:03 PM


For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed two laws - legalized gay marriage and legalized marijuana.





The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense, because Leviticus  20:14 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."




We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before.  Solitary



Title: Re: The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on March 16, 2014, 04:35:22 PM
Who else is supposed to be stoned in the buy bull?
Title: Re: The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?
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Title: Re: The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?
Post by: Deidre32 on March 16, 2014, 10:52:39 PM
Lol!

That might be what was intended all along yup!
Title: Re: The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on March 17, 2014, 01:12:43 AM
We saw your face dee..you gotta get stoned. Buybull rules somewhere I'm sure...
Title: Re: The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?
Post by: Sal1981 on March 17, 2014, 09:55:16 AM
Wasn't there something in the Bible about laying with animals should be stoned too? Beastiality tomorrow! *runs*
Title: Re: The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?
Post by: Naberius on March 17, 2014, 12:10:08 PM
Quote from: Solitary on March 16, 2014, 04:30:03 PM
The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense, because Leviticus  20:14 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."


I lol'd.
Title: Re: The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?
Post by: stromboli on March 17, 2014, 01:26:53 PM
For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed two laws - legalized gay marriage and legalized marijuana.The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense, because Leviticus  20:14 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."
We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before.  Solitary

You realize you have just laid the groundwork for a new Christian sect.


Marijuana's legal! God wanted it so!
It's a Holy Weed, and now you know
We'll smoking in the pews in a day or two

Or downing some brownies we'll happily chew

Evil weed? Buddy, not today!
The wacky tobacky is here to stay
Your sermon will include a bag of Cheetos and cheese
We'll fill them pews cause we aim to please


Praise Jesus while you smoke a bowl!
With psychedelic hymns, 'cause that's how we roll!
The sacrament, Lordy! Pizza and wine
By the end of the meetin' you'll be feeling fine!


The DEA? THE DEVIL! Evil as sin!
We pray them away, never let them in
Hopis do Peyote and we can do Pot
Constitution will protect us, like as not


With pipes and Bongs we can minister the flock
Music for the masses? Got to be rock!
You join this flock you'll never be lonely
Every sermon be STANDING ROOM ONLY!


:super: :weed:
Title: Re: The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?
Post by: stromboli on March 20, 2014, 12:44:30 AM
Hey, I'm just throwing it out there as an idea. But I think it might actually work. If you can build a church around vipers, why not? A whole lot less painful, imo. I could handle smoking a doobie in the pews. The irony is awesome.


:dance: :weed: :dance: :super:
Title: Re: The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?
Post by: Plu on March 20, 2014, 05:38:09 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/THC_Ministry

Already been done.
Title: Re: The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?
Post by: 1liesalot on June 08, 2015, 07:49:48 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on March 16, 2014, 04:35:22 PM
Who else is supposed to be stoned in the buy bull?

Loads of people were stoned and loads of giants; talking snakes and unicorns were similarly stoned. I wish I was stoned just now.
Title: Re: The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?
Post by: SGOS on June 08, 2015, 08:01:22 PM
Quote from: Solitary on March 16, 2014, 04:30:03 PM
"If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."
We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before.  Solitary

There you have it.  Could anything be clearer than that?
Title: Re: The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?
Post by: stromboli on June 08, 2015, 08:46:49 PM
And now they have a church of Marijuana. Did I call it or what?  :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?
Post by: Solitary on June 08, 2015, 08:57:15 PM
Not only that, but your lyrics would be good for a rock song. You could call it: If God made it, it's got to be good.
Title: Re: The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?
Post by: 1liesalot on June 26, 2015, 12:15:18 AM
Quote from: Sal1981 on March 17, 2014, 09:55:16 AM
Wasn't there something in the Bible about laying with animals should be stoned too? Beastiality tomorrow! *runs*

You're right. Only God can lay with the animals without inviting a stoning.
Title: Re: The Bible Is The Infalible Word Of God Isn't?
Post by: Baruch on June 26, 2015, 10:36:21 PM
Solitary ... the only thing inerrant and infallible is stupidity ;-)

Plu ... love your cartoon ... I grok it.