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Arts and Entertainment => Tell a Joke or two => Topic started by: Sargon The Grape on March 03, 2014, 06:27:55 PM

Title: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: Sargon The Grape on March 03, 2014, 06:27:55 PM
I'm so dumb that when they had an award ceremony for the dumbest person on Earth, I was the only one dumb enough to show up.

Post your best self-depreciation jokes here.
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: Moriarty on March 03, 2014, 06:30:12 PM
Depends on the number of posts by APA I read a day. I'm guessing the damage might be permanent, not sure yet.
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: stromboli on March 03, 2014, 07:42:01 PM
Just read through AMF's posts on the "freefall" thread. You'll be devolved to a lower life form at the end.
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: PickelledEggs on March 03, 2014, 07:54:35 PM
I'm so dumb that I just realized that when people tell me "ffs" in online multiplayer games, its not a compliment.
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: aitm on March 03, 2014, 08:04:54 PM
papa said its just like a naner, and it fits just right in yer mouth son.....give it a go.
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on March 03, 2014, 08:42:35 PM
I'm so dumb that I read posts here and think you people are intelligent.
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: Moriarty on March 03, 2014, 08:43:23 PM
Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"I'm so dumb that I read posts here and think you people are intelligent.

Zing~
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: aitm on March 03, 2014, 09:48:35 PM
Quote from: "Moriarty"
Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"I'm so dumb that I read posts here and think you people are intelligent.

Zing~

yep. clever idea hijiri but that could be the death blow right there.
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on March 03, 2014, 11:03:24 PM
<---staying out of this one so bite me Moriarty. :-k
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: Moriarty on March 03, 2014, 11:21:46 PM
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"<---staying out of this one so bite me Moriarty. :-k


Hey man, thanks for not taking the shot too seriously. :P I was going to post a disclaimer with it but meh.....it's a joke thread and would have totally ruined it.
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: Shiranu on March 03, 2014, 11:24:28 PM
I... um...

Lets see...

I'm so dumb, I cant come up with a joke about how dumb I am :(.
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on March 03, 2014, 11:43:09 PM
I take very little serious. Anyone who believes they've offended me needs to go back to offending school.   :roll:
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: SGOS on March 04, 2014, 11:07:22 AM
I don't understand what's going on in this thread.
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: SGOS on March 04, 2014, 11:07:51 AM
I don't get it.
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: SGOS on March 04, 2014, 11:08:14 AM
I still don't get it.
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: Sargon The Grape on March 04, 2014, 11:27:42 AM
Quote from: "SGOS"I still don't get it.
...you clever bastard.


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Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: GrinningYMIR on March 04, 2014, 12:10:38 PM
I'm so stupid that I forgot to clean my car's windshield wipers of snow
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: PickelledEggs on March 04, 2014, 12:50:52 PM
I'm so dumb that I can't use my vocal chords.

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Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on March 04, 2014, 07:03:19 PM
Quote from: "PickelledEggs"I'm so dumb that I can't use my vocal chords.

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wut r vocal cords lol. I dnt no what that is lolololololollolololool.
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: aitm on March 04, 2014, 07:46:56 PM
Quote from: "SGOS"I still don't get it.
yep yer pretty dumbd
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: stromboli on March 04, 2014, 08:33:05 PM
I'm at least smart enough not to insult the people I post with.
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: aitm on March 04, 2014, 09:12:37 PM
Quote from: "stromboli"I'm at least smart enough not to insult the people I post with.

yer dumbder than the other guy
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: GalacticBusDriver on March 04, 2014, 09:42:52 PM
Quote from: "SGOS"I still don't get it.
Get what?!?
Title: Re: How Dumb Are You?
Post by: stromboli on March 04, 2014, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: "aitm"
Quote from: "stromboli"I'm at least smart enough not to insult the people I post with.

yer dumbder than the other guy

You are the only person I know who can slur his words in print.
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