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Title: Dammit it's cold. .
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 28, 2014, 08:59:48 AM
I'm officially tired of winter now.. -10F without the wind factored in. Holy frozen shitballs Batman!  
Howzit where you're at now?
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Post by: hillbillyatheist on January 28, 2014, 09:03:48 AM
A toasty 1 degree above zero. it may break freezing for a high though. LOL
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Post by: Sargon The Grape on January 28, 2014, 09:04:23 AM
The worst Washington's had all season is temperatures in the 20's and some bad fog. We had a light snow dusting before Thanksgiving, but nothing terrible.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 28, 2014, 09:10:23 AM
We're sposed to get up to the 40s by Friday.. That's a bit of a temperature swing.  Now if I can hold out for two days and not starve going to the grocery won't be so awful.  Suffice it to say the furthest I'm going today is across the street for smokes..
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Post by: stromboli on January 28, 2014, 10:20:01 AM
Low of 20 last night. It will hit 45 degrees with sunshine all day. More snow expected later this week, but the weathermen have predicted a lower than normal water year. Utah is highly dependent on reservoirs, and they are low. Snowpack is like 70%, so we definitely need more. I'll be outside in a tank top working on my tan later.  :-D
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 28, 2014, 10:32:51 AM
QuoteI'll be outside in a tank top working on my tan later. 


Everyone knows 'tank top' is a euphemism for WIFE BEATER! So when did you stop beating your wife?  [-X  :)
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 28, 2014, 10:44:18 AM
Mid twenties outside at the moment

Not so bad
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 28, 2014, 11:06:52 AM
Damned..a heat wave! It's a balmy -4 now. The flags across the street are barely moving. YEY...no wind.  :D/
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Post by: Plu on January 28, 2014, 11:11:37 AM
We had the first bits of snow this weekend. A few careful flakes that immediately melted as they touched the ground.
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Post by: Solitary on January 28, 2014, 11:11:48 AM
It's been in the high 70's here. So boring, and too cold to go swimming.  :-D  :P   :lol: Solitary
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on January 28, 2014, 11:14:31 AM
It started snowing here. For reference I'm in the American south, so a light dusting of snow is enough to shut down everything.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 28, 2014, 11:16:51 AM
High 70s and to cold? My, people in Arizona really are pussies!  :lol:
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Post by: hillbillyatheist on January 28, 2014, 11:20:30 AM
I used to love snow back in oklahoma as a kid. it was a rare treat, a day off school, and a winter wonderland to play in.

Here in Denver it's practically a weekly occurrence, and nothing ever shuts down and it melts and then refreezes as black ice, and you have to walk on that shit.

I've come to hate it.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 28, 2014, 11:26:40 AM
I'm already dreading next winter.  :-k
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Post by: Solitary on January 28, 2014, 11:38:55 AM
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"High 70s and to cold? My, people in Arizona really are pussies!  :lol:


 :shock:  Bite me! Pussies--- =P~  Solitary
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 28, 2014, 11:56:17 AM
Quote from: "Solitary"
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"High 70s and to cold? My, people in Arizona really are pussies!  :lol:


 :shock:  Bite me! Pussies--- =P~  Solitary
Oh yeah? You just come up here in your swim trunks and say that!   [-(  :)
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 28, 2014, 03:08:06 PM
OMG, OMG, OMG! Teh gays are causing a "once in a generation" snow storm in the south!






I'd like to extend my gratitude to all gay people.   =D> =D> =D>
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Post by: stromboli on January 28, 2014, 03:14:24 PM
Been in arctic conditions in the Navy. You could always tell where the sailors at New London Naval base had spent their patrols during the winter. If they were walking around in shirt sleeve, North Atlantic. If they were bundled up like Eskimos, the Mediterranean.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 28, 2014, 04:15:22 PM
Sposed to be in the 40s by Friday.  All the bundled up college girlies will be in shorts. ***lascivious grin  :twisted:
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Post by: Solitary on January 28, 2014, 04:56:40 PM
I'm from Joliet Illinois originally, and here is a poem about Illinois: (//http://i.imgur.com/swbICyK.jpg)
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Post by: stromboli on January 28, 2014, 05:16:51 PM
:rollin:

Good one.
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Post by: aitm on January 28, 2014, 05:50:31 PM
quit yer whining ya pussies. Fuck man I had to wear socks today......
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Post by: stromboli on January 28, 2014, 06:00:38 PM
Quote from: "aitm"quit yer whining ya pussies. Fuck man I had to wear socks today......

Don Johnson is shocked at your fashion Faux Pas.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 28, 2014, 06:01:03 PM
Damn..why can't that snowstorm hit Key West? Them KeyWestites would rue the day they call us pussies and probably have to wear shirts.  :-k
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Post by: stromboli on January 28, 2014, 08:31:06 PM
I have in laws that live somewhere South of Phoenix. They told me at my daughter's wedding in October that it got up over 120 degrees last summer. Yow.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 28, 2014, 08:38:42 PM
Quote from: "stromboli"I have in laws that live somewhere South of Phoenix. They told me at my daughter's wedding in October that it got up over 120 degrees last summer. Yow.
My last summer in Irving averaged close to 120 for over 2 months.  It sucked.
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Post by: Mermaid on January 28, 2014, 08:39:57 PM
I'm over it.

I am a winter lover. I love the snow. I can never get enough snow. But this 10 and 15 below? I'm over it.

I've been fucking cold and crabby all day.

OVER. IT.
Title: Re: Dammit it's cold. .
Post by: stromboli on January 28, 2014, 08:52:46 PM
Quote from: "Mermaid"I'm over it.

I am a winter lover. I love the snow. I can never get enough snow. But this 10 and 15 below? I'm over it.

I've been fucking cold and crabby all day.

OVER. IT.

I went outside in shorts and a tank top to shovel snow. My neighbors are frightened of me.
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Post by: stromboli on January 29, 2014, 10:13:13 AM
I'm laughing my ass off at the utter chaos in Atlanta because of the storm. People have discovered the word "horsepower" is pretty useless without the word "traction". Nothing like seeing a California car here in the winter. They are crawling along on slick roads getting passed by grandma in her 2WD 20 year old Chevy, or whatever. Very funny, and yes, I laugh at the misfortune of others.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 29, 2014, 02:21:49 PM
Quote from: "stromboli"I'm laughing my ass off at the utter chaos in Atlanta because of the storm People have discovered the word "horsepower" is pretty useless without the word "traction". Nothing like seeing a California car here in the winter. They are crawling along on slick roads getting passed by grandma in her 2WD 20 year old Chevy, or whatever. Very funny, and yes, I laugh at the misfortune of others.
They're blaming the weather forcasters, but it's hardly their fault.  It's teh gays... Teh weather people are obviously gay.  :lol:
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 29, 2014, 05:05:14 PM
CNN is making out the storm in Atlanta to be the worse thing that has EVER happened there..even Tecumseh's march to the sea.  :lol:
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on January 29, 2014, 07:01:28 PM
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"OMG, OMG, OMG! Teh gays are causing a "once in a generation" snow storm in the south!






I'd like to extend my gratitude to all gay people.   =D> =D> =D>
You're welcome. It was hard, but after much work and santorum we pulled it off.

Quote from: "stromboli"I'm laughing my ass off at the utter chaos in Atlanta because of the storm. People have discovered the word "horsepower" is pretty useless without the word "traction". Nothing like seeing a California car here in the winter. They are crawling along on slick roads getting passed by grandma in her 2WD 20 year old Chevy, or whatever. Very funny, and yes, I laugh at the misfortune of others.

Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"CNN is making out the storm in Atlanta to be the worse thing that has EVER happened there..even Tecumseh's march to the sea.  :lol:
:Hangman:

I knew right when I saw the first snowflake that we would end up being the laughing stock of the nation for a few days.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 29, 2014, 10:18:01 PM
Hell, you're almost as popular as Bieber on CNN.  =D>
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on January 30, 2014, 12:46:54 PM
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"Hell, you're almost as popular as Bieber on CNN.  =D>
It's worse than I thought.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 30, 2014, 12:52:14 PM
Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"Hell, you're almost as popular as Bieber on CNN.  =D>
It's worse than I thought.
C'mon man! Do some of that gay stuff. The news is boring today. I was hoping for maybe a hurricane or hey! A HUGE earthquake to level Alabama or something.   :-D
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on January 30, 2014, 01:11:45 PM
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"
Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"Hell, you're almost as popular as Bieber on CNN.  =D>
It's worse than I thought.
C'mon man! Do some of that gay stuff. The news is boring today. I was hoping for maybe a hurricane or hey! A HUGE earthquake to level Alabama or something.   :-D
Man, I've been busy producing as much santorum as possible. Maybe the almighty isn't as angered by sodomy as he use to be.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 30, 2014, 01:14:58 PM
Uhmm..to much information.   :shock:  I'll never be the same knowing this is how catastrophic events are mass produced.
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Post by: stromboli on January 30, 2014, 02:45:27 PM
Right, like I said, because gay. Sodomy? Oh, thanks for sharing.  :shock:

Ooh ooh, I'll make you feel better, AP. Last night we got freezing rain. Instant 1 inch of ice everywhere. Fortunately we know how to deal with it. I keep a 5 gallon bucket of salt on my deck for ice, but I mean it was literally a pure sheet of ice this morning. Cars off the road and everything. I live in a totally flat mobile home park, but some idiot took out a deck going around the corner. Wish I'd seen it, woulda been cool.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 30, 2014, 03:47:48 PM
Amazing some people can defy physics and speed along on a sheet of ice on round, rubbrr tires, huh?
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Post by: stromboli on January 30, 2014, 04:14:44 PM
Yeah. Most epic wreck I ever witnessed was a kid in a 4WD truck on an icy main road in Ogden. Roads are sloped from the crown to the edge for drainage, of course. Kid was plowing along at greater than legal speeds adn tried to pass me in my truck. Power shifted and lost traction from all 4 wheels instantly. Big tall 4X4's don't ice skate worth a shit. did a complete donut, hit the curb about 30 mph and flipped completely over. Came up right side up on the sidewalk, completely intact; on top of a fire hydrant. Sheared the hydrant off clear to the base. Unbelievable- water, steam, instant ice covering everything, front of the buildings and the road just obliterated in a cloud of ice crystals. Fortunately I was parallel with him in my truck and went by, but boy was that cool.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 30, 2014, 04:22:34 PM
You really do enjoy carnage don't you? :-D
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Post by: stromboli on January 30, 2014, 09:34:28 PM
Demolition derby is my favorite spectator sport.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 30, 2014, 09:38:18 PM
Quote from: "stromboli"Demolition derby is my favorite spectator sport.
You forgot putting your dog in prison so you can watch a football game.  :-D
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Post by: stromboli on January 30, 2014, 10:26:00 PM
Just got a warning on the weather report for black ice. I hope that texting bitch that almost ran into me this afternoon when I went shopping is out driving. Maybe justice will be done.

(edit) And I'm putting my dog in the kennel so I can attend my grandson's birthday in another town on Saturday. The kennel is closed on Sunday, so I can't pick him up until Monday. My motives are pure.  [-(
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 30, 2014, 10:38:14 PM
Let us pray.. [-o<

Dear god, please let "scruffy" remember this internment the next time Stromboli nods off and "Scruffy" is starving thinking about that cold, steel cage. ~Amen  8-[
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Post by: hillbillyatheist on January 30, 2014, 11:22:11 PM
tonight we're having our bi-weekly blizzard, and it won't break freezing for a week. should make my walking to walmart to grab food so much fun.

which body part will meet the ground? my ass or my face? or will I fall on my food again? stay tuned!
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 30, 2014, 11:30:31 PM
Praise be Jesus. The cold weather is moving somewhere else.  =D>

Stay warm and don't forget to say your prayers.  :popcorn:
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 31, 2014, 04:05:54 PM
Hmm..it's actually above freezing.  And I'm inside with this crappy hangover.  #-o
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Post by: stromboli on January 31, 2014, 04:33:15 PM
I thought you quit drinking.  [-X
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 31, 2014, 08:09:45 PM
Quote from: "stromboli"I thought you quit drinking.  [-X
I did..today. :)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 12, 2014, 02:17:32 PM
White death falls from the heavens in the South once again!

But class is cancelled.  Huzzah!

MFW I'm watching other people struggle to get out of the parking lot while getting pelted by sleet.

(//http://www.teluguone.com/tmdbuserfiles/chocolate(1).jpg)
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 12, 2014, 10:56:20 PM
TSA up to his old tricks making god mad about gay people again..  [-X
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 13, 2014, 09:16:49 AM
ALRIGHT! Winter's out, spring training for baseball is IN!  :-D  It's about fucking time too. GO REDS! ...or whatever team you like and for those who don't like baseball go fuck yourselves and freeze. Baseball season's here!  :)
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 13, 2014, 09:22:40 AM
I used to watch baseball as a little kid

I liked the Rockies
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Post by: Sargon The Grape on February 13, 2014, 09:50:24 AM
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"GO REDS!
GO MARINERS!
Don't completely suck, for once, if you please.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 13, 2014, 10:06:05 AM
Perhaps I was kinda harsh on people who don't like baseball.  :-k  8-[


Nahhh.. Go screw yourselves.  [-X