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Title: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: mykcob4 on November 29, 2013, 05:17:34 PM
....would it be?
I like the old standard:
"You're ugly and your mama dresses you funny."
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: Solitary on November 29, 2013, 05:34:15 PM
It depends on what she looks like to me.  :lol: Solitary
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: Sargon The Grape on November 29, 2013, 05:38:04 PM
Probably just tell her to piss off and quit bugging me.
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: aileron on November 29, 2013, 05:44:41 PM
Even Clarence Darrow and William Jennings Bryan had a certain respect for each other.  

I served with a several Mormon officers in the Navy.  They had good senses of humor about their own religion, so I did pick up a few Mormon jokes along the way.  Maybe I'd start out with a joke:

Q: How many Mormon missionaries does it take to change a bicycle tire?
A: Three. One to change it and two to watch each direction for hit and run cars.
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: leo on November 29, 2013, 06:23:22 PM
I would fuck her if she looks like Eva Angelina. :)
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 29, 2013, 08:51:49 PM
I probably wouldn't find myself standing in his grandma's basement so nothing. I'm not a fan of conversing with middle aged fat guys in their underwear living in their grandma's basement.
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: Jmpty on November 29, 2013, 10:23:41 PM
Q. How do you make a Mormon woman cum?
A. Who the fuck cares.
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: Shiranu on November 30, 2013, 03:43:24 AM
Hey, we'll bang, okay?
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: bericks999 on November 30, 2013, 03:49:52 AM
Bitch look at yourself........fuckin pathetic.........
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: Solitary on November 30, 2013, 10:56:54 AM
Eve, do you know you bring out the worst in atheist?  :roll:  Solitary
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 30, 2013, 10:59:41 AM
Eve, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck his own wood?
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: josephpalazzo on November 30, 2013, 11:09:36 AM
Quote from: "Solitary"Eve, do you know you bring out the worst in atheist?  :roll:  Solitary

Why I have a thread: Is Eve the best troll ever? Cast your vote (//http://atheistforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=3117)

 :twisted:
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: Solitary on November 30, 2013, 11:59:04 AM
With her responses I run through every feeling and emotions I possess. It's exhilarating and frustrating. She is the Master of Slick maneuvers without even trying.  :shock:  :-s  :shock:  :(  #-o  :-k  :-?  8-)  :roll:  :Hangman:  [-X  :wink: Solitary
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: bericks999 on November 30, 2013, 02:36:31 PM
Quote from: "Solitary"With her responses I run through every feeling and emotions I possess. It's exhilarating and frustrating. She is the Master of Slick maneuvers without even trying.  :shock:  :-s  :shock:  :(  #-o  :-k  :-?  8-)  :roll:  :Hangman:  [-X  :wink: Solitary
Solitary. I'm just not sure what you think is so "slick" about this particular christard?  She's nothing more than a feeble minded moron whose comprehension capabilities are far below average.  I've watched better trolls on childrens game forums who were more than likely pre-teen.
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: PickelledEggs on December 01, 2013, 12:51:24 AM
I would say "what is that over there?"  and run for my life because of she actually believes what she says she does... Voices and all, I wouldn't feel safe.
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: Solitary on December 01, 2013, 11:00:51 AM
Quote from: "bericks999"
Quote from: "Solitary"With her responses I run through every feeling and emotions I possess. It's exhilarating and frustrating. She is the Master of Slick maneuvers without even trying.  :shock:  :-s  :shock:  :(  #-o  :-k  :-?  8-)  :roll:  :Hangman:  [-X  :wink: Solitary
Solitary. I'm just not sure what you think is so "slick" about this particular christard?  She's nothing more than a feeble minded moron whose comprehension capabilities are far below average.  I've watched better trolls on childrens game forums who were more than likely pre-teen.



I believe I answered that question: Maneuvers.  :P  :lol:  Solitary
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: leo on December 01, 2013, 11:11:18 AM
Quote from: "PickelledEggs"I would say "what is that over there?"  and run for my life because of she actually believes what she says she does... Voices and all, I wouldn't feel safe.
Eve is really crazy if she really believes the stuff of her crazy posts. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: the_antithesis on December 01, 2013, 03:45:30 PM
"Anal beads: Try 'em. You'll like 'em."
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: Aletheia on December 01, 2013, 11:52:39 PM
I would probably recommend the Paul and Elder model of Critical Thinking, (//http://www.criticalthinking.org/) and then suggest she'd take some college courses over other religions, particularly their similarities, and maybe a basic psychology course or two with emphasis on how people can be susceptible to deceptive thinking. Then I'd wish her a good day. It would be nice if she progressed further in her education and learns how to think for herself, but I realize that not everyone can overcome an addiction like religion.

If she's pleasant to me, then there isn't much more I can really ask of her as one stranger to another.
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: josephpalazzo on December 02, 2013, 08:31:07 AM
Quote from: "Aletheia"I would probably recommend the Paul and Elder model of Critical Thinking, (//http://www.criticalthinking.org/) and then suggest she'd take some college courses over other religions, particularly their similarities, and maybe a basic psychology course or two with emphasis on how people can be susceptible to deceptive thinking. Then I'd wish her a good day. It would be nice if she progressed further in her education and learns how to think for herself, but I realize that not everyone can overcome an addiction like religion.

If she's pleasant to me, then there isn't much more I can really ask of her as one stranger to another.

it's like asking a turtle to fly. Forget it.
Title: Re: If you could sya to Eve face to face what.....
Post by: leo on December 02, 2013, 11:58:46 AM
Quote from: "josephpalazzo"
Quote from: "Aletheia"I would probably recommend the Paul and Elder model of Critical Thinking, (//http://www.criticalthinking.org/) and then suggest she'd take some college courses over other religions, particularly their similarities, and maybe a basic psychology course or two with emphasis on how people can be susceptible to deceptive thinking. Then I'd wish her a good day. It would be nice if she progressed further in her education and learns how to think for herself, but I realize that not everyone can overcome an addiction like religion.

If she's pleasant to me, then there isn't much more I can really ask of her as one stranger to another.

it's like asking a turtle to fly. Forget it.
Ha ha ^ ^^^ this.