....would it be?
I like the old standard:
"You're ugly and your mama dresses you funny."
It depends on what she looks like to me. :lol: Solitary
Probably just tell her to piss off and quit bugging me.
Even Clarence Darrow and William Jennings Bryan had a certain respect for each other.
I served with a several Mormon officers in the Navy. They had good senses of humor about their own religion, so I did pick up a few Mormon jokes along the way. Maybe I'd start out with a joke:
Q: How many Mormon missionaries does it take to change a bicycle tire?
A: Three. One to change it and two to watch each direction for hit and run cars.
I would fuck her if she looks like Eva Angelina. :)
I probably wouldn't find myself standing in his grandma's basement so nothing. I'm not a fan of conversing with middle aged fat guys in their underwear living in their grandma's basement.
Q. How do you make a Mormon woman cum?
A. Who the fuck cares.
Hey, we'll bang, okay?
Bitch look at yourself........fuckin pathetic.........
Eve, do you know you bring out the worst in atheist? :roll: Solitary
Eve, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck his own wood?
Quote from: "Solitary"Eve, do you know you bring out the worst in atheist? :roll: Solitary
Why I have a thread: Is Eve the best troll ever? Cast your vote (//http://atheistforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=3117)
:twisted:
With her responses I run through every feeling and emotions I possess. It's exhilarating and frustrating. She is the Master of Slick maneuvers without even trying. :shock: :-s :shock: :( #-o :-k :-? 8-) :roll: :Hangman: [-X :wink: Solitary
Quote from: "Solitary"With her responses I run through every feeling and emotions I possess. It's exhilarating and frustrating. She is the Master of Slick maneuvers without even trying. :shock: :-s :shock: :( #-o :-k :-? 8-) :roll: :Hangman: [-X :wink: Solitary
Solitary. I'm just not sure what you think is so "slick" about this particular christard? She's nothing more than a feeble minded moron whose comprehension capabilities are far below average. I've watched better trolls on childrens game forums who were more than likely pre-teen.
I would say "what is that over there?" and run for my life because of she actually believes what she says she does... Voices and all, I wouldn't feel safe.
Quote from: "bericks999"Quote from: "Solitary"With her responses I run through every feeling and emotions I possess. It's exhilarating and frustrating. She is the Master of Slick maneuvers without even trying. :shock: :-s :shock: :( #-o :-k :-? 8-) :roll: :Hangman: [-X :wink: Solitary
Solitary. I'm just not sure what you think is so "slick" about this particular christard? She's nothing more than a feeble minded moron whose comprehension capabilities are far below average. I've watched better trolls on childrens game forums who were more than likely pre-teen.
I believe I answered that question: Maneuvers. :P :lol: Solitary
Quote from: "PickelledEggs"I would say "what is that over there?" and run for my life because of she actually believes what she says she does... Voices and all, I wouldn't feel safe.
Eve is really crazy if she really believes the stuff of her crazy posts. :rolleyes:
"Anal beads: Try 'em. You'll like 'em."
I would probably recommend the Paul and Elder model of Critical Thinking, (//http://www.criticalthinking.org/) and then suggest she'd take some college courses over other religions, particularly their similarities, and maybe a basic psychology course or two with emphasis on how people can be susceptible to deceptive thinking. Then I'd wish her a good day. It would be nice if she progressed further in her education and learns how to think for herself, but I realize that not everyone can overcome an addiction like religion.
If she's pleasant to me, then there isn't much more I can really ask of her as one stranger to another.
Quote from: "Aletheia"I would probably recommend the Paul and Elder model of Critical Thinking, (//http://www.criticalthinking.org/) and then suggest she'd take some college courses over other religions, particularly their similarities, and maybe a basic psychology course or two with emphasis on how people can be susceptible to deceptive thinking. Then I'd wish her a good day. It would be nice if she progressed further in her education and learns how to think for herself, but I realize that not everyone can overcome an addiction like religion.
If she's pleasant to me, then there isn't much more I can really ask of her as one stranger to another.
it's like asking a turtle to fly. Forget it.
Quote from: "josephpalazzo"Quote from: "Aletheia"I would probably recommend the Paul and Elder model of Critical Thinking, (//http://www.criticalthinking.org/) and then suggest she'd take some college courses over other religions, particularly their similarities, and maybe a basic psychology course or two with emphasis on how people can be susceptible to deceptive thinking. Then I'd wish her a good day. It would be nice if she progressed further in her education and learns how to think for herself, but I realize that not everyone can overcome an addiction like religion.
If she's pleasant to me, then there isn't much more I can really ask of her as one stranger to another.
it's like asking a turtle to fly. Forget it.
Ha ha ^ ^^^ this.