We has haven't done one of these in a while so I figured I'd do one. We need to know who the dirty sodomites are so we can [s:2vkf1mg8]get laid[/s:2vkf1mg8] minister to them in private. So get in here!
[youtube:2vkf1mg8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5eLcm4X6t8[/youtube:2vkf1mg8]
Other members of the lgbt spectrum also welcome.
Why am I picturing the Mouseketeers all in drag rattling off names?
Mouseketeer Homo role call count off now! :lol:
[youtube:3ijmcr31]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AIyK9wPVaE[/youtube:3ijmcr31]
Can't even fantasize gay. I tried, nothing.
Quote from: "stromboli"Can't even fantasize gay. I tried, nothing.
You TRIED fantasizing gay? What did you do exactly? This oughta be interesting. Please don't tell us it involved a 2 foot cucumber and a hamster and an empty toilet paper roll. :lol:
B reporting in
[youtube:35xoplav]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS9KPwfylmg[/youtube:35xoplav]
:lol:
As I said, all members of the LGBT spectrum are welcome!
Skeletal, I think I love you a little. Which is awkward because I think I have the wrong plumbing. You crack me the f*ck up.
Quote from: "Mermaid"Which is awkward because I think I have the wrong plumbing.
There's an app for that. :)
non-gay guy who doesn't mind gays checkin in.....of course I prefer lesbo's but that is rather obvious eh?
Quote from: "Mermaid"Skeletal, I think I love you a little. Which is awkward because I think I have the wrong plumbing. You crack me the f*ck up.
Gotta have the dangly bits. If you can't do the helicoptor wave you can't do the electric bugaloo with me. Your love is appreciated though.
Note: If you have a beaver and can still do the helicoptor wave then you seriously need to have some work done on your labia.
(*wakes up, rubs eyes).........how did I get in here? Must be sleep foruming again. *carefully backs out of room eyes panning left right left right - watching EVERYBODY!
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the "straight" guys who come just to say they're not gay (but totally accepting) are also welcome. :P
Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the "straight" guys who come just to say they're not gay (but totally accepting) are also welcome. :P
I'm not gay but am totally accepting!
SA, if I had dangly bits I would never leave the house.
Quote from: "stromboli"Can't even fantasize gay. I tried, nothing.
I've tried. I can imagine it. It just doesn't do anything for me. I did this as a way of searching my subconscious to see if there might be some gay in me, possibly something repressed from my early training. I think I'm pretty good at understanding myself, but I suppose everyone says that, even complete boobs.
I've heard that everyone lies somewhere on a scale of 1 to 10. If this is true, then in theory, everyone should be able to detect at least something. Just because it might be there doesn't mean that everyone will find it, however. I think the psychological definition of homophobia describes the condition where it's there, probably very strong, but repressed.
I read in psychology that this can lead to "homosexual panic", where it bubbles up to the surface and scares the shit out of someone in denial. It often leads to violence when a homophobe ends up attacking a suspected homosexual to whom he feels attracted. I suppose the attack is a way of hiding the inner feeling from oneself.
This has caused me to wonder about people, and I've know several, who insist that homosexuality is an aberrant choice. I'll guess (and it's only a guess) that such people are often repressed bisexuals who COULD actually choose and think it must be the same for everyone.
This is only speculation on my part. As a theory, it might be seriously flawed, but I think a lot about human nature, and don't always discuss it, so I thought I'd throw it out here, where I might get more reliable feedback.
Quote from: "aitm"non-gay guy who doesn't mind gays checkin in.....of course I prefer lesbo's but that is rather obvious eh?
I've seen a bit of lesbian porn and it's totally boring.
Quote from: "Jason78"Quote from: "aitm"non-gay guy who doesn't mind gays checkin in.....of course I prefer lesbo's but that is rather obvious eh?
I've seen a bit of lesbian porn and it's totally boring.
Then you're in the right place. :-D
I meant yay! Boobies! (no homo)
Quote from: "SGOS"Quote from: "stromboli"Can't even fantasize gay. I tried, nothing.
I've tried. I can imagine it. It just doesn't do anything for me. I did this as a way of searching my subconscious to see if there might be some gay in me, possibly something repressed from my early training. I think I'm pretty good at understanding myself, but I suppose everyone says that, even complete boobs.
I've heard that everyone lies somewhere on a scale of 1 to 10. If this is true, then in theory, everyone should be able to detect at least something. Just because it might be there doesn't mean that everyone will find it, however. I think the psychological definition of homophobia describes the condition where it's there, probably very strong, but repressed.
I read in psychology that this can lead to "homosexual panic", where it bubbles up to the surface and scares the shit out of someone in denial. It often leads to violence when a homophobe ends up attacking a suspected homosexual to whom he feels attracted. I suppose the attack is a way of hiding the inner feeling from oneself.
This has caused me to wonder about people, and I've know several, who insist that homosexuality is an aberrant choice. I'll guess (and it's only a guess) that such people are often repressed bisexuals who COULD actually choose and think it must be the same for everyone.
This is only speculation on my part. As a theory, it might be seriously flawed, but I think a lot about human nature, and don't always discuss it, so I thought I'd throw it out here, where I might get more reliable feedback.
That's actually a really interesting line of thought.
(Also if this topic is a place for gay, bi, and supporters of gay people... wouldn't that just basically bring in everyone on this forum? I would at least hope it does.)
Quote from: "Jason78"I meant yay! Boobies! (no homo)
Are you sure? The dog in your avatar looks like one Raj from the Big Bang Theory would own.
Quote from: "Plu"Quote from: "SGOS"Quote from: "stromboli"Can't even fantasize gay. I tried, nothing.
I've tried. I can imagine it. It just doesn't do anything for me. I did this as a way of searching my subconscious to see if there might be some gay in me, possibly something repressed from my early training. I think I'm pretty good at understanding myself, but I suppose everyone says that, even complete boobs.
I've heard that everyone lies somewhere on a scale of 1 to 10. If this is true, then in theory, everyone should be able to detect at least something. Just because it might be there doesn't mean that everyone will find it, however. I think the psychological definition of homophobia describes the condition where it's there, probably very strong, but repressed.
I read in psychology that this can lead to "homosexual panic", where it bubbles up to the surface and scares the shit out of someone in denial. It often leads to violence when a homophobe ends up attacking a suspected homosexual to whom he feels attracted. I suppose the attack is a way of hiding the inner feeling from oneself.
This has caused me to wonder about people, and I've know several, who insist that homosexuality is an aberrant choice. I'll guess (and it's only a guess) that such people are often repressed bisexuals who COULD actually choose and think it must be the same for everyone.
This is only speculation on my part. As a theory, it might be seriously flawed, but I think a lot about human nature, and don't always discuss it, so I thought I'd throw it out here, where I might get more reliable feedback.
That's actually a really interesting line of thought.
(Also if this topic is a place for gay, bi, and supporters of gay people... wouldn't that just basically bring in everyone on this forum? I would at least hope it does.)
Well, I think it would bring in everyone on this forum, but even if everyone here supports gays, I tend to assume this forum is a better place to get a reasoned discussion. Well, at least compared to a bar or some fundamentalist church.
I have a Ba'hi acquaintance who is horrified by homosexuality and said to me once, "The reason you support gay rights is because you don't believe in god." Now that might have something to do with his perspective, but he misses mine completely. For him, it's all about whatever he assumes God has to say on the subject and ignores fairness, equality, and human rights issues. He can ignore those things because he hasn't reasoned much. It's strictly an emotional issue that he justifies with his religion. That's why I wouldn't advance such a speculation outside of this forum. I'd just be getting a lot of illogical responses and emotional reactions.
Quote from: "_Xenu_"Quote from: "Jason78"I meant yay! Boobies! (no homo)
Are you sure? The dog in your avatar looks like one Raj from the Big Bang Theory would own.
Hey! There's nothing wrong with my dog! He's nothing like Raj's dog Cinnamon (a female Yorkshire Terrier). Denver is a Tibetan Spaniel, and quite possibly the most awesome dog a heterosexual man could ever meet!
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"Quote from: "stromboli"Can't even fantasize gay. I tried, nothing.
You TRIED fantasizing gay? What did you do exactly? This oughta be interesting. Please don't tell us it involved a 2 foot cucumber and a hamster and an empty toilet paper roll. :lol:
When in the Navy, a fellow who had been in for a bit and had made a patrol (my second boat, the George C. Marshall) was discovered engaged in a homosexual act. He was, to put it mildly, drummed out of the service. Turns out he was an Air Force veteran, honorably discharged, who had joined the Navy, a la The Village People (now you know where the song comes from :-D ) apparently because men in uniform was his thing. :shock:
But, confronted with the thought, and having already spent three patrols enjoying the company of many naked men on many occasions, I thought about whether any of that was in any way a turn on. No. I can say therefore with some assurance there ain't no gay in me.
This is also why I direct gay people to the Air Force. This chap spent 4 years there and was never discovered, this during the 60's.
Quote from: "drunkenshoe"So you know Cinnamon personally?! Could you get me an autograph please?
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One bird in the spring does not a spring make. :shock: :-$ I love lesbian porn. :shock: :shock: [-X :-o Solitary
Quote from: "Solitary"One bird in the spring does not a spring make. :shock: :-$ I love lesbian porn. :shock: :shock: [-X :-o Solitary
Everybody does. Girl on girl is never a bad thing. I grew up in polygamous Utah. I can assure you that one man cannot satisfy a dozen wives nightly. I guarantee there is some girl on girl going on when the old boy is out plowing the field. There's a movie idea for ya. =D>
Quote from: "stromboli"Quote from: "Solitary"I love lesbian porn.
Everybody does.
I don't.
Quote from: "Jason78"Quote from: "stromboli"Quote from: "Solitary"I love lesbian porn.
Everybody does.
I don't.
^^
I go with other things which don't need to be relayed in order to keep you guys from labeling me a perverted bastard! :-D
Oh, and I'm a straight guy who supports gays
QuoteI go with other things which don't need to be relayed in order to keep you guys from labeling me a perverted bastard! :-D
Oh, and I'm a straight guy who supports gays
Oh-kay. :-k
Quote from: "stromboli"Quote from: "Solitary"One bird in the spring does not a spring make. :shock: :-$ I love lesbian porn. :shock: :shock: [-X :-o Solitary
Everybody does. Girl on girl is never a bad thing. I grew up in polygamous Utah. I can assure you that one man cannot satisfy a dozen wives nightly. I guarantee there is some girl on girl going on when the old boy is out plowing the field. There's a movie idea for ya. =D>
Ever hear of the Coolidge Effect? When president Coolidge was watching the chickens a rooster was banging a chicken and the game keeper told him his wife wanted him to see it. Coolidge asked if he does it with just one chicken. He said "no. " Coolidge told him to tell his wife that. Solitary
Quote from: "Jason78"Quote from: "_Xenu_"Quote from: "Jason78"I meant yay! Boobies! (no homo)
Are you sure? The dog in your avatar looks like one Raj from the Big Bang Theory would own.
Hey! There's nothing wrong with my dog! He's nothing like Raj's dog Cinnamon (a female Yorkshire Terrier). Denver is a Tibetan Spaniel, and quite possibly the most awesome dog a heterosexual man could ever meet!
I have to admit I have some doubts. Are you sure you're not attracted to men at all? Because there's something about you that makes me think you are.
Lol! Do I have one of those faces Xenu? :p
Bump for my own personal amusement.
So has anyone had the experience of explaining to girls who just learned that you're gay that you're not "TV gay" and have no desire to go shopping, help them with fashion sense, or talk about drama with them? Also had to explain to straight guys that I don't instantly want every man's cock and yes, I have standards unless I'm horribly drunk.
Oh, come on TSA. We both know you have an obsessive need to redecorate.
QuoteSo has anyone had the experience of explaining to girls who just learned that you're gay that you're not "TV gay" and have no desire to go shopping, help them with fashion sense, or talk about drama with them?
Not me, for obvious reasons :P Are people really like that in the US? I'm glad I live in a country where homosexuals are pretty much accepted and understood...
Quote from: "Plu"QuoteSo has anyone had the experience of explaining to girls who just learned that you're gay that you're not "TV gay" and have no desire to go shopping, help them with fashion sense, or talk about drama with them?
Not me, for obvious reasons :P Are people really like that in the US? I'm glad I live in a country where homosexuals are pretty much accepted and understood...
Yeah, there are. Sometimes I find the well-meaning girls who think that all gay guys are "TV gay" more infuriating than the actual bigots. In the US television loves to play upon the stereotype that gay guys are catty, feminine drama queens who love to go shopping or whatever else their girl-friends want to do. I'm pretty much the exact opposite of that. Most of my friends are straight males and we either fix cars, shoot guns ('Murrica), or get drunk on beer/whiskey. My boyfriend is a bit feminine, which provides a nice contrast to myself, but even then when we go out to shop we go out to shop for ourselves. I couldn't care less about what dress would look nice on who, even if I have a nice fashion sense - I just wanna get my shit and get out.
Quote from: "drunkenshoe"Are there people like that or you're fishing? I only had one gay friend who was into fashion and he also has become a successful make up artist. Other than rest are musicians, academics. They are not found of shopping at all or dramas...But they are all very talkative.
Not fishing. One of the first things I had to do after I came out was tell my neighbor's girlfriend that I had absolutely no interest in shopping with her or talking about drama. I wanted to bash my head against a wall.
Quote from: "_Xenu_"Oh, come on TSA. We both know you have an obsessive need to redecorate.
:lol:
I WILL REDECORATE THESE FORUMS WITH YOUR BLOOD!
:axe
Personally I think we should have the appearance of the forum decided by the gay members. Any level of good taste can't be a bad thing. My one gay neighbor has politely informed me I have no taste whatsoever, so I'll stay out of the discussion. I believe him, because he has the most tasteful mobile home I have ever seen. I mean, Japanese Pine trees in Utah? He has the only lawn with no Crabgrass, because it wouldn't dare.
I swear to god, he has thermal underwear in decorator pastel colors.
Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"So has anyone had the experience of explaining to girls who just learned that you're gay that you're not "TV gay" and have no desire to go shopping, help them with fashion sense, or talk about drama with them? Also had to explain to straight guys that I don't instantly want every man's cock and yes, I have standards unless I'm horribly drunk.
Holy shit, you're not TV gay? What good are you if you can't help me with shopping, fashion sense, or talk about drama? You fundamentally are useless to the female gender! How dare you do that as a gay man! lol
In other news, I am a bisexual female, and much like you, I have to counter stereotypes - I have to counter the stereotypes that I'm "confused" (if this is the case, then I've definitely been confused since third grade), that I'm excessively butch, or that I'm an equal opportunity nymphomaniac.
As for the rest of you - you'll find your spot somewhere on here:
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I rank about a 2, but occasionally a 3 on the scale. My boyfriend varies from 2 to 4.
Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"Quote from: "_Xenu_"Oh, come on TSA. We both know you have an obsessive need to redecorate.
:lol:
I WILL REDECORATE THESE FORUMS WITH YOUR BLOOD!
:axe
But.. but.. but... that wouldn't match the
carpet!
Quote from: "_Xenu_"Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"Quote from: "_Xenu_"Oh, come on TSA. We both know you have an obsessive need to redecorate.
:lol:
I WILL REDECORATE THESE FORUMS WITH YOUR BLOOD!
:axe
But.. but.. but... that wouldn't match the carpet!
Don't worry, we're going with hardwood floors anyways. Blood dries into sort of a nice reddish-brown color when splattered on white walls, so that should go really nicely with the redwood flooring.
You know this isn't meant seriously, right?
Maybe...*puts away knife*
Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the "straight" guys who come just to say they're not gay (but totally accepting) are also welcome. :P
Straight guy here (not that there's anything wrong with that) who fully supports the LGBT community!
Quote from: "drunkenshoe"Quotean old joke about Calvin Coolidge when he was President ... The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm. When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, "Dozens of times each day." Mrs. Coolidge said, "Tell that to the President when he comes by." Upon being told, President asked, "Same hen every time?" The reply was, "Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time." President: "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."
The real effect would take place If Mrs. Coolidge had made a joke like the one the president made. No one wouldn't know about it though. Obviously the old boy fell short for da lady,lol. I love dirty minded people.
Thanks for clarifying the story, I was stoned when I thought?---of it. :oops: Solitary
Quote from: "Aletheia"Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"So has anyone had the experience of explaining to girls who just learned that you're gay that you're not "TV gay" and have no desire to go shopping, help them with fashion sense, or talk about drama with them? Also had to explain to straight guys that I don't instantly want every man's cock and yes, I have standards unless I'm horribly drunk.
Holy shit, you're not TV gay? What good are you if you can't help me with shopping, fashion sense, or talk about drama? You fundamentally are useless to the female gender! How dare you do that as a gay man! lol
In other news, I am a bisexual female, and much like you, I have to counter stereotypes - I have to counter the stereotypes that I'm "confused" (if this is the case, then I've definitely been confused since third grade), that I'm excessively butch, or that I'm an equal opportunity nymphomaniac.
As for the rest of you - you'll find your spot somewhere on here:
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I rank about a 2, but occasionally a 3 on the scale. My boyfriend varies from 2 to 4.
Holy crap! Now I know why people thought I was gay I rated a 4 on the scale. Now I'm really confused. :-? :shock: [-( =P~ So why did I like cunnilingus so much? Oh my God! I'AM A LESBIAN TRAPPED IN A MAN'S BODY. :Hangman: :P 8-) Solitary
On the subject of decorating I guess it ought to be obvious most churches are extensively decorated with those flamboyantly colored windows.. Coincidence? Nahhhh.. :)
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"On the subject of decorating I guess it ought to be obvious most churches are extensively decorated with those flamboyantly colored windows.. Coincidence? Nahhhh.. :)
That was due to the medieval gays trying to win favor with early Christians - if they burned them at the stake their churches would look like shit and god would be pissed.
How can you rank across multiple parts of that scale, that doesn't seem to make any sense. It's supposed to be an averaged number, if you think you rate between 2 and 4 you are most likely just a 3 :P
Quote from: "Atheon"Straight guy here (not that there's anything wrong with that) who fully supports the LGBT community!
That's a spin an a Seinfeld episode, right? I always enjoyed that episode. :-D
I'm gay and have been in a relationship for 21 years. I don't think my being gay has anything to do with being atheist considering that all the other men in my family are atheist too. As far as being a "TV gay" I don't think anyone would ever describe me that way.
Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"So has anyone had the experience of explaining to girls who just learned that you're gay that you're not "TV gay" and have no desire to go shopping, help them with fashion sense, or talk about drama with them? Also had to explain to straight guys that I don't instantly want every man's cock and yes, I have standards unless I'm horribly drunk.
Have you ever had to explain to someone that just because someone is bisexual, that it's perfectly possible for them to have a monogamous relationship and doesn't mean that they necessarily have to jump the bones of every fit looking person that happens to wander across their path?
Quote from: "Plu"How can you rank across multiple parts of that scale, that doesn't seem to make any sense. It's supposed to be an averaged number, if you think you rate between 2 and 4 you are most likely just a 3 :P
It depends on the people I'm around and my attraction to them. Currently, the women here aren't all that attractive so I've spent more time looking at men (sorry, manly women just aren't that appealing). When I was in Dallas, I was definitely more attracted to women than men, since the women were gorgeous. Oddly enough, I tend to favor semi-effeminate men more often than not as well. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy raw masculine traits in numerous forms, but women seem to have something that is mesmerizing to say the least.
Since my attraction varied in the past, I thought it best to reflect that here. My sexuality is more of a dynamic thing than a static thing.