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Title: Our President Should Wear Magic Underware?
Post by: Solitary on August 04, 2013, 11:03:50 AM
How lucky we were that Mitt didn't get elected.  :roll:  

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Solitary
Title: Re: Our President Should Wear Magic Underware?
Post by: Thumpalumpacus on August 04, 2013, 12:05:20 PM
What does it matter?  We the people are going to get bent over, underwear or no.
Title: Re: Our President Should Wear Magic Underware?
Post by: FrankDK on August 04, 2013, 12:28:21 PM
> What does it matter? We the people are going to get bent over, underwear or no.

No matter whom we elect, the voters are going to get it in the end.

Frank
Title: Re: Our President Should Wear Magic Underware?
Post by: Solitary on August 04, 2013, 01:04:39 PM
Not if you get some Magic Underwear and wear it.  :shock:   :rollin:  Solitary
Title: Re: Our President Should Wear Magic Underware?
Post by: Colanth on August 04, 2013, 02:35:29 PM
I love the "Do they really believe this?" part.  Catholics really believe that mumbling magic words physically transforms wine into blood and wheat crackers into flesh.  Christians really believe that Friday evening to Sunday morning is 3 days.  And that a corpse that's been rotting for 3 days can be brought back to life.  And that a god, living when there was no place in which to exist, created everything that exists.  Holy bootstrap, Batman.

I never question whether theists actually believe the nonsense their religion tells them to believe - if they didn't they'd be atheists.
Title: Re: Our President Should Wear Magic Underware?
Post by: Solitary on August 04, 2013, 03:01:16 PM
Oh yee of little faith, everything is possible with God.  8-)   #-o  :rollin:  :rollin:  Solitary
Title: Re: Our President Should Wear Magic Underware?
Post by: Colanth on August 05, 2013, 01:07:37 AM
But can he come up with an answer that stops a 4 year old from asking "Why?"
Title: Re: Our President Should Wear Magic Underware?
Post by: Cheerful Charlie on August 05, 2013, 06:45:27 PM
With the current crop  of GOP whackjobs  considering running  in 2016,  we may have to hope for somebody not wearing magik underwear on their heads.

Cheerful Charlie
Title: Re: Our President Should Wear Magic Underware?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on August 05, 2013, 10:01:46 PM
I'm waiting for President Tooth Fairy, the ONLY deity who both picked up AND delivered for free AND also pays cold hard cash!
This Christian crap just makes no sense, but her dental deity does...well as much sense anyway.
Our next president and she's hot!
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DON'T EVER FUCKING DOUBT HER DENTAL DEITY! :evil: