I propose that we ban the teaching of science in public schools and universities, and replace it with teaching the parables of Jesus.
Jesus taught people how to be compassionate human beings, while science has only given us gas chambers and nuclear weapons.
If we never had science, we would have lived peaceful lives as hunter-gatherers like Adam and Eve did in Eden, so we should get rid of science and replace it with the religion which Jesus taught to his disciples.
I gave a presentation on evolution to all three sections of my eight grade class. A local preacherman threatened my life. God's chosen sure don't act like it.