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Title: The hypocrisy runs rampant
Post by: Nopejustnotinterested on December 26, 2023, 03:34:11 PM
Guy: I hate women.

Other guys: OMG same bro

Girl: I have a trust issue with men.

Other guys (same people): FEMINAZI!!!!!
Title: Re: The hypocrisy runs rampant
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 26, 2023, 04:39:00 PM
Kill 'em all and let Gawd sort them out?
Title: Re: The hypocrisy runs rampant
Post by: Unbeliever on December 26, 2023, 05:21:38 PM
I love women - but only the ones who will let me...
Title: Re: The hypocrisy runs rampant
Post by: Nopejustnotinterested on December 26, 2023, 07:50:53 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 26, 2023, 05:21:38 PMI love women - but only the ones who will let me...

Because only the women who will let you use them up are the ONLY ones that are truly worthy of society. And those who have boundaries are just plain ENTITLED. :/
Title: Re: The hypocrisy runs rampant
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 26, 2023, 09:23:17 PM
I admit to use up more than my fair share of happy ladies.
Title: Re: The hypocrisy runs rampant
Post by: aitm on December 27, 2023, 09:19:02 AM
Women are not that hard to understand. The hardest part for men to do is strictly follow rule number one. More ears, less mouth.
Title: Re: The hypocrisy runs rampant
Post by: Nopejustnotinterested on December 27, 2023, 09:35:42 AM
Quote from: aitm on December 27, 2023, 09:19:02 AMWomen are not that hard to understand. The hardest part for men to do is strictly follow rule number one. More ears, less mouth.

FACTS
Title: Re: The hypocrisy runs rampant
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 27, 2023, 06:57:45 PM
I've observed that women want men to treat them like people. Weird, I grant you, but that's my take.
Title: Re: The hypocrisy runs rampant
Post by: the_antithesis on December 27, 2023, 09:35:30 PM
LIKE PEOPLE?

They wanna get checked with a hockey stick?
Title: Re: The hypocrisy runs rampant
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 27, 2023, 10:04:05 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 27, 2023, 09:35:30 PMLIKE PEOPLE?

They wanna get checked with a hockey stick?
An equal chance to get checked with a hockey stick would be welcomed I think.
Title: Re: The hypocrisy runs rampant
Post by: the_antithesis on December 27, 2023, 10:32:04 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 27, 2023, 10:04:05 PMAn equal chance to get checked with a hockey stick would be welcomed I think.

Here I've been using flowers and candy.


Like a dumbass.
Title: Re: The hypocrisy runs rampant
Post by: Nopejustnotinterested on December 28, 2023, 01:45:32 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 27, 2023, 09:35:30 PMLIKE PEOPLE?

They wanna get checked with a hockey stick?

Hockey stick?

Because OF COURSE you have to make women like you by forcing them to have sex with you!
Title: Re: The hypocrisy runs rampant
Post by: Nopejustnotinterested on December 28, 2023, 01:51:41 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 27, 2023, 10:32:04 PMHere I've been using flowers and candy.


Like a dumbass.

Buddy, what you're doing is just average-minded. Only a TRUE dumbass can check a woman by unzipping his pants and pulling out his dong.

Trust me, NEVER check a woman with a hockey stick. Never force her to like you by making her suck your dong. No means no!

Every other move you make is much smarter than r***.
Title: Re: The hypocrisy runs rampant
Post by: the_antithesis on December 28, 2023, 02:51:53 PM
You apparently don't understand hockey. That's okay. I don't understand sporting ball, either.