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Title: If Jaws came after you, how would you beat it?
Post by: Kemba9 on June 06, 2023, 06:22:14 AM

This giant Shark basically
(https://s.marketwatch.com/public/resources/images/MW-DN685_Jaws_0_ZG_20150609130159.jpg)

I guess my strategy is hiring bunch of Orcas to go after Jaws "Despite how one got murdered in Jaws 2" but if it was a bunch of them then it would be beating Jaws in no time!

Title: Re: If Jaws came after you, how would you beat it?
Post by: aitm on June 06, 2023, 08:05:59 AM

Unless it can walk on land, I got no worries.

Title: Re: If Jaws came after you, how would you beat it?
Post by: Unbeliever on June 06, 2023, 10:46:40 AM

What if it turns into a Sharknado? 😱

Title: Re: If Jaws came after you, how would you beat it?
Post by: the_antithesis on June 06, 2023, 10:56:44 AM

Okay. This guy is feeling familiar.

Title: Re: If Jaws came after you, how would you beat it?
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 06, 2023, 12:32:51 PM

Fought with a seven-ish foot shark on the stern deck of a USN tugboat once, c. 1975. "Somewhere near the Virgin Islands." Our Filipino cook took charge when the shark wasn't entertaining any more.

Title: Re: If Jaws came after you, how would you beat it?
Post by: Primal on June 08, 2023, 06:12:32 PM

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 06, 2023, 12:32:51 PMFought with a seven-ish foot shark on the stern deck of a USN tugboat once, c. 1975. "Somewhere near the Virgin Islands." Our Filipino cook took charge when the shark wasn't entertaining any more.

You ate shark meat?

Title: Re: If Jaws came after you, how would you beat it?
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 08, 2023, 07:19:38 PM

Quote from: Primal on June 08, 2023, 06:12:32 PMYou ate shark meat?

Nope.

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