I saw this on Reddit. I won't credit them, because they got it from someone else, and they don't remember who. But this is a simple idea. Take a Bible character's story, but replace their name with "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman."
Examples:
"Florida Man threatens to cut baby in half to stop women from bickering."
"Florida Man kills wife's family. Claims wife gave them answer to riddle."
"Engaged Florida Woman claims to be pregnant with God's baby."
"Florida Man offers daughters to satiate rape gang."
"Florida Woman salty she was forced to leave home city due to freak fire."
Florida man sets bears on children.
Florida man: ´never call me bald´.
Florida couple befriends snake, proceed to steal fruit from orchard whilst naked, on it's instructions
Florida man claims to be god.
Florida Man cockolds Joseph.
Florida man wrecks entire temple after a bad haircut.
Florida man attacks boat people on Mt. Ararat.
Florida man has sex with both daughters!
[The Family Corner] Florida Man offers "virgin" daughters to mob seeking to kill angels. 'Cause, you know, angels don't like getting killed and shit.
[Food and Family Section] Lot's wife (Yeah, she has a name but who cares) talks about low sodium diets.
Florida Man tells sky he will do human sacrifice if he wins fight. Kills own daughter to keep his word.
Florida wife snickers and says quietly "That kid wasn't yours."
Florida Man given explicit rules by god on how to be good, smashes them before even fully getting down the mountain.
"Florida Man offers daughters to satiate rape gang (again)."
"Naked Florida couple steal fruit from garden. Claim snake told them to do it."
"Florida Man works 7 years in exchange for woman's hand. Tricked into marrying old sister instead."
Florida Man crosses Sinai Desert in only forty years. New Record for lost MOFOs.