You really blew it. Would have been so easy.
"And the LORD said "When you will burn the oil and coal, it shall unleash the storms of clouds and rain and heat. The great ice lands shall perish, and rain shall fall for 100-years, and the seas shall rise and swallow up the land and then the trees will perish and all the creatures upon the land."
And Beavis and Butthead said unto the LORD, "ahh, ahhh, so what "
Nope...
AI see what you did there.