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Title: Easter
Post by: M on April 08, 2023, 03:14:36 PM
We all need to forget chocolate and celebrate the amazing miracle that happened 2000 years ago.

The accounts of numerous unknown authors are a thing to behold.

If I was a member of a jury presented with the gospels I'd  be 100% convinced by the non contradictory accounts.

What the hell is wrong with you atheists.


Title: Re: Easter
Post by: Dark Lightning on April 08, 2023, 03:29:00 PM
It's all made up, including hell, which derives from Zoroastrianism. Just because you swallow all that shit doesn't mean that there is anything wrong with atheists.
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: Unbeliever on April 08, 2023, 04:00:04 PM
Some people celebrate keister, others not so much.
Maybe that's where the idea of chocolate eggs came from...
🤔
💩
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: Mr.Obvious on April 08, 2023, 04:06:08 PM
Quote from: M on April 08, 2023, 03:14:36 PMWe all need to forget chocolate and celebrate the amazing miracle that happened 2000 years ago.

The accounts of numerous unknown authors are a thing to behold.

If I was a member of a jury presented with the gospels I'd  be 100% convinced by the non contradictory accounts.

What the hell is wrong with you atheists.


Friend of mine, philosophy major, lived with the hare Krishna for a few days. Was supposed to stay there for an assignment for 3 weeks. He pulled out early to retain his sanity.

I doubt you'd believe the shit they had 'non contradictory accounts' for.
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: Unbeliever on April 08, 2023, 04:10:06 PM
I'm not just an atheist, I'm an Unbeliever, meaning I don't even believe in belief.
No ghosts, no goblins, no gods. 👻
No aliens, no ESP, no Bigfoot. 👽
No crap, no baloney, no malarkey. 💩

🤠
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: Unbeliever on April 08, 2023, 04:14:18 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on April 08, 2023, 04:06:08 PMHe pulled out early
You mean, like, coitus interruptus? 🤔
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: Blackleaf on April 08, 2023, 04:49:52 PM
Don't know M here very well, but this is sarcasm, right?
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: Unbeliever on April 08, 2023, 05:37:56 PM
That's the impression I got. 🤔
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: Dark Lightning on April 08, 2023, 05:53:18 PM
Don't know "M" either, but if it's sarcasm, it was lost on me, since it's in the xtianity section.
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: Mr.Obvious on April 08, 2023, 06:41:11 PM
Seems to have gone over my head then.
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: aitm on April 09, 2023, 02:51:45 PM
Meh. Chocolate is real.
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: the_antithesis on April 09, 2023, 06:48:19 PM

She don't want your hair.
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: Hydra009 on April 09, 2023, 07:38:50 PM
Quote from: M on April 08, 2023, 03:14:36 PMWe all need to forget chocolate and celebrate the amazing miracle that happened 2000 years ago.

The accounts of numerous unknown authors are a thing to behold.

If I was a member of a jury presented with the gospels I'd  be 100% convinced by the non contradictory accounts.

What the hell is wrong with you atheists.
I laughed, thinking this was some sort of advanced sarcasm (non-contradictory accounts LOL), but then I remembered that lots of people really are this simple-minded.  I'd call it a squandering of intellect, but in many cases, I'm not entirely sure that's the case.
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: the_antithesis on April 09, 2023, 08:58:52 PM
Quote from: M on April 08, 2023, 03:14:36 PMWe all need to forget chocolate and celebrate the amazing miracle that happened 2000 years ago.

The accounts of numerous unknown authors are a thing to behold.

If I was a member of a jury presented with the gospels I'd  be 100% convinced by the non contradictory accounts.

What the hell is wrong with you atheists.




You're stupid.
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: Blackleaf on April 10, 2023, 01:42:27 AM
Based on previous posts, I really think M is being sarcastic. Would be nice if they clarified. lol
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 10, 2023, 07:09:21 AM
Quote from: M on April 08, 2023, 03:14:36 PMWe all need to forget chocolate and celebrate the amazing miracle that happened 2000 years ago.

The accounts of numerous unknown authors are a thing to behold.

If I was a member of a jury presented with the gospels I'd  be 100% convinced by the non contradictory accounts.

What the hell is wrong with you atheists.



Easter's cancelled, they found the body.
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: the_antithesis on April 10, 2023, 10:28:10 AM
Yeah. They ate it.
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: Unbeliever on April 10, 2023, 10:57:03 AM
There's a very good book about that, called The Skeleton in God's Closet.
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: the_antithesis on April 10, 2023, 11:09:23 AM
He told them to. And to drink his icky blood.
Title: Re: Easter
Post by: Unbeliever on April 10, 2023, 12:50:05 PM
Yeah, maybe the cannibalism wasn't so "ritual" after all... 👀