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Title: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: Jelly Penutbutter on June 27, 2013, 03:26:47 AM
The numer is so contravesal and under ground, you've probably never even heard of it.
Title: Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: Plu on June 27, 2013, 03:30:10 AM
I only liked hipster jokes before they were cool.
Title: Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: Shiranu on June 27, 2013, 03:30:48 AM
Am I a terrible person for liking the people who are now considered hipsters, that were hipsters before hipsters were mainstream?
Title: Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: Hydra009 on June 27, 2013, 03:43:22 AM
They burned their hands changing it because they touched it before it was cool.

They don't use lightbulbs.  They use Nernst lamps.  You've probably never heard of 'em.
Title: Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: Plu on June 27, 2013, 03:48:54 AM
Quote from: "Shiranu"Am I a terrible person for liking the people who are now considered hipsters, that were hipsters before hipsters were mainstream?

No, but you are now yourself a hipster for liking people when they were still underground  8-)
Title: Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: SGOS on June 27, 2013, 06:50:15 AM
Quote from: "Shiranu"Am I a terrible person for liking the people who are now considered hipsters, that were hipsters before hipsters were mainstream?
What???  Hipsters are mainstream?  Where have I been?  I think the original hipsters might actually be from before my own time.  They were these zany guys that wore zoot suits, spouted weird poetry, and listened to innovative music.  They were later replaced by the beatniks, and then by the horrible hippies, who eventually gave way to the even more horrible yuppies, who gave way to the unemployed.
Title: Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: PopeyesPappy on June 27, 2013, 08:09:23 AM
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Title: Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: the_antithesis on June 27, 2013, 12:40:04 PM
What the fucking fuck is a fucking hipster?
Title: Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: Smartmarzipan on June 27, 2013, 01:28:38 PM
Quote from: "the_antithesis"What the fucking fuck is a fucking hipster?

http://astronasty.blogspot.com/2012/05/ ... pster.html (http://astronasty.blogspot.com/2012/05/what-is-hipster.html)

http://hotdishcatfish.com/2011/05/18/a- ... e-of-mind/ (http://hotdishcatfish.com/2011/05/18/a-hipster-state-of-mind/)

Notoriously known for liking things when they were still underground and before they went mainstream. They are just too "edgy", you know?
Title: Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: FinalSomnia on June 27, 2013, 10:40:20 PM
How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool.
Title: Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: Solitary on June 28, 2013, 12:51:30 AM
I was so hip when I was a lot younger I was  hep, then a hepcat, then a "cool" man. See ya later alligator! Or is it after a while crocodile.  :shock:  8-)  Solitary
Title: Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: the_antithesis on June 28, 2013, 01:03:13 AM
Ok so it's people in their 20's and 30's.

Good.

I don't need another reason for people to give me shit.