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Are you fucking serious? Faux has gone way beyond propaganda, it has been bought out by Weekly World News.
:D
Is that real? Even for fox news that seems crazier than their usual crazy sauce.
Quote from: "EchoSider"Is that real? Even for fox news that seems crazier than their usual crazy sauce.
No clue, but I found it hilarious.
How does a meteor prove global warming is real?
This has to be fake.
Quote from: "Brian37"Are you fucking serious? Faux has gone way beyond propaganda, it has been bought out by Weekly World News.
You
do realize that that is a Photoshop, right?
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Quote from: "Nonsensei"How does a meteor prove global warming is real?
This has to be fake.
I didn't see it personally, but I wouldn't put anything past fox News.
Ima going post in on FB as a POE to my anti bama nutty friends
Quote from: "aitm"Ima going post in on FB as a POE to my anti bama nutty friends
Most devious idea - I like I like - and I followed suit. Let any Faux Newsie lover cry 'Most foul' on FB.
Buwwaahaaaaa
Google is your friend.
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The credulity given to this hoax is pretty funny.
QuoteWas the Russian meteor a plot by President Obama to prove that global warming is real?
If President Obama can control the trajectory of incoming asteroids, then we're all in a lot of trouble.
In order to preserve life on Earth, I suggest that everyone in the world sends President Obama a gift basket so that he doesn't drop a rock on you.
Guess what?
[youtubehd:w22k69nl]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tU5H1fq6g0[/youtubehd:w22k69nl]
Unfortunately... one CNN broadcaster thinks the meteor might have been an effect of global warming...
[youtubehd:l75jt662]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObU7awpJctQ[/youtubehd:l75jt662]
Photo finish but I win by a hair.
Haha, nice.
Edit: Of course it goes to a new page... people, go back to end of page 1, you are missing something hillariously sad.
Oh my god... are you kidding me? How the FUCK could global warming cause an asteroid to hit the earth?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: "BlackL1ght"Oh my god... are you kidding me? How the FUCK could global warming cause an asteroid to hit the earth?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well when the Earth gets hotter the gravitatoctic field density of the Earth strengthomifies drawing all nearby objects to Earth more strongly.
Quote from: "BlackL1ght"Oh my god... are you kidding me? How the FUCK could global warming cause an asteroid to hit the earth?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well you see, the effect of the ice caps melting has shifted the weight of the earth causing it to shift in tilt. This shift causes an expanded orbit which puts us closer to the asteroid.
[spoil:3t9hstr9]And if you believe that, I've got some beach from property in Kansas to sell you.[/spoil:3t9hstr9]
Quote from: "Alaric I"Well you see, the effect of the ice caps melting has shifted the weight of the earth causing it to shift in tilt. This shift causes an expanded orbit which puts us closer to the asteroid.
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That's a bit like an ice cube on top of a bowling ball affecting its tilt. :lol:
I posted that asteroid video on FB as well with the caption "teach science, not stupid".
Quote from: "Hydra009"Quote from: "Alaric I"Well you see, the effect of the ice caps melting has shifted the weight of the earth causing it to shift in tilt. This shift causes an expanded orbit which puts us closer to the asteroid.
(//http://www.diercke.de/bilder/omeda/800/10155E_8_Erde_Schalenbau.jpg)
That's a bit like an ice cube on top of a bowling ball affecting its tilt. :lol:
Sometimes you have to come up with a dumb answer to match a dumb question.
Quote from: "Jason78"QuoteWas the Russian meteor a plot by President Obama to prove that global warming is real?
If President Obama can control the trajectory of incoming asteroids, then we're all in a lot of trouble.
In order to preserve life on Earth, I suggest that everyone in the world sends President Obama a gift basket so that he doesn't drop a rock on you.
I'd send him a gift basket just to make sure he doesn't drop a drone strike on me. Especially since it's now legal to kill American citizens without due process. Oh wait I'm sorry, they are using due process via executive kill lists. I just meant "judicial" process.
Holder's a fucking cock.
Quote from: "Nonsensei"Quote from: "BlackL1ght"Oh my god... are you kidding me? How the FUCK could global warming cause an asteroid to hit the earth?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well when the Earth gets hotter the gravitatoctic field density of the Earth strengthomifies drawing all nearby objects to Earth more strongly.
He's right. It all has to do with the gravitons and graviolis from the Earth, and it's getting worse. Before you know it you'll be making some microwave popcorn and, BOOM! You fuck your grandma before you were born.
Actually, y'all are wrong. Global warming causes asteroid strikes because the asteroids don't want the excessively-warm Earth from killing the turnips in their gardens.