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Title: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: Violet Lilly Blossom on June 08, 2013, 06:39:59 AM
Posting here... pah, as if. Ooh, the color toolbar is nifty. I should probably avoid it. What's this button do? [blink:by2hz2n8]DREAM JOB![/blink:by2hz2n8]

Yeah, well maybe I'm just a criminal. [spoil:by2hz2n8]What do you have to say to that, eh?! What, no hide tag? Class level: zero.[/spoil:by2hz2n8]
But I'm sure you al-I can't insult properly: there are too many buttons. Oh look, smilies.  :)  :-D  :-|  :shock:  :(  =D>  :lol:  #-o  =P~  :-s  [-X Well that's some weird-as-Al symbols, that is.


Surely yall have that automatic, and the youtube tags are irrelevant. [right:by2hz2n8]I'm right, aren't I? Well, I guess I'm too much of a socialist. [left:by2hz2n8]What the fuck happens if I'm left in right after I'm... I dunno, justified? This is good experiment. I are scientist [center:by2hz2n8]extraordinair! For sure though, I'm a centrist. Well, is there something for nonpartisans? I hope so, how about an hrline? [hrline]yeah, that ought to do it. Preview and see if it's readable? Well, where would the fun be in that?[/hrline][/center:by2hz2n8][/left:by2hz2n8][/right:by2hz2n8]

So... hi :) I'm pretty much just here to see how fractured I was when I was like... 13, or something. Been a while. Hope it's illustrative, but you know: I kind of like the buttons here. The layout is disgusting, and I hate the format, and I'm sure that it'll pop up with an error message and I'll lose everything ('so I'm backing up, backing up, backing up... cause my daddy taught me good'). What kind of error shall we see? Let's throw in a quote by bob just t
Quote from: BabI don't know if there should be an equal sign in this quote, since I haven't used it in a reply to anyone yet. I bet that this feature is worthless Maybe I'll try it anyway
o shake things up. And you know, if it doesn't work: that's okay, because I will be back STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE! AND YOU SHALL LOVE ME!

Hey, lady. Lady guess what. Lady! Wake up, lady! We're in a cloud! :D I hope you already hate me, and: IT'S MUTUAL! And something about chickens-yknow: you can never have too many chickens. This lady has us selling her stuff in our garage sale (which is more of a 'tent and bus sale', really)... and in every other bag is a goddamn rooster. Statuettes, doormats, clocks, fishing rods, fucking dildos (eww)... roosters on her cutlery and her china and her india and her taiwan and her mongolia as well (asian roosters represent)! There's a rooster mirror, and wood-carved roosters, a rooster-bank with its head as the cork, and rooster bedding, and rooster coffee cups, and a rooster mug, and rooster paintings, and rooster crochet, and rooster needlecraft, and rooster patterns for wood-cut outs, wooden roosters to be painted, rooster buttons... I could go on another 800 characters just listing all of the rooster shit she has. And then to top it off: she has a book called 'Succulent Wild Woman', and you should totally read this ridiculous book because it's awesome. Better than 'The Muffin Muncher' she has in the bookcase in our magic schoolbus. Don't worry, I'll read it aloud and record the reading on youtube over the summer... might give yall a taste if you're pathetic enough that you find a sea of innuendo very entertaining. I hope you choke on your sense of propriety.
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 08, 2013, 06:51:20 AM
Unique! That's what your post is.. UNIQUE! And...a breath of fresh air and why yes.. horrific crime. :)
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: Hopist on June 08, 2013, 07:24:32 AM
Welcome!
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Post by: Shiranu on June 08, 2013, 07:47:42 AM
Ello!
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: aitm on June 08, 2013, 08:15:56 AM
What? No broccoli?



Welcome to the forum.







I think.
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: Solitary on June 08, 2013, 10:33:02 AM
:shock: Welcome aboard Violet!  =D>  I love you already.  :rollin:  8-) Bill
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Post by: WitchSabrina on June 08, 2013, 10:34:27 AM
<----   is a little confused.   Will reserve 'welcome' till sure this be not spam.
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Post by: stromboli on June 08, 2013, 11:39:39 AM
Uh?
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 08, 2013, 11:46:14 AM
Quote from: "Violet Lilly Blossom"Posting here... pah, as if. Ooh, the color toolbar is nifty. I should probably avoid it. What's this button do?
    Hey look at that: a list!
(//http://i.imgur.com/7SO3W17.gif)
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Post by: Colanth on June 08, 2013, 12:17:48 PM
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"<----   is a little confused.   Will reserve 'welcome' till sure this be not spam.
She's from .-o-r-g, so she's welcome in .-c-o-m, Bri.  Welcome, Violet.  (And you need to quote the name in the
Quotetag - "bob".  Standard BBCode.)  Oh, the archive - not restored to the database yet.  Soon, probably.
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: Johan on June 08, 2013, 12:33:11 PM
Wow, shot out of a cannon this morning. I'd ask how that redbull for breakfast diet is working out but I think we already know. Welcome whoever you are.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on June 08, 2013, 01:06:55 PM
Welcome.

You wouldn't happen to be a relative of Fred from youtube, would you?
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 08, 2013, 03:11:54 PM
The fucking fuck?
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: Fidel_Castronaut on June 08, 2013, 03:36:32 PM
Haha.

Welcome Violet, welcome. Yes...*rubs hands and steps into creepy shadowed doorway with an evil smile on his face*.
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Post by: Brian37 on June 08, 2013, 04:01:27 PM
Hey Violet! Welcome to the other side.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on June 08, 2013, 04:06:37 PM
You know... Now that I've been up for a few hours... I can say I still have no clue what is going on in Violet's post. No amount of caffeine is going to change that.

Trust me, I went though a whole box of black tea just now.

I think that's my reason for liking her post so much haha  :-D
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Post by: Violet Lilly Blossom on June 08, 2013, 04:21:51 PM
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"Unique! That's what your post is.. UNIQUE! And...a breath of fresh air and why yes.. horrific crime. :)

With... quotes... inside... the quotes... :Hangman:

Actually, I'm pretty sure I stole about 90% of that from other people. It's a big ball of interweaving reference and (probably) unintended piracy of other people's works (my iTunes library bears witness to my flagrant disregard for copyright)... but since it's a bouncy rubber basketball thrown to my bat: why should I not swing it round and round and launch it into the outfield to knock down some pins and score me a hole-in-one?

Quote from: "aitm"What? No broccoli?



Welcome to the forum.







I think.

I LOVE broccoli!

You're as beautiful as ever, aitm ('I ate them'?)! :)

Quote from: "Solitary":shock: Welcome aboard Violet!  =D>  I love you already.  :rollin:  8-) Bill

While I was asleep?!  :shock:  You disgust me!  :evil:

Quote from: "WitchSabrina"<----   is a little confused.   Will reserve 'welcome' till sure this be not spam.

I hope that you never make sense of anything in your life: yes, that would be wise. Shame all of these people are obsessed with 'knowledge' and 'strawberries', but hey: who am I to tell them that they shouldn't have a good time in their stupidity?  :)

Were this spam... would not everything be spam?  :-k Spam is a popular dish in Bangladesh... wait, maybe it was West Bengal... doesn't really matter: they're right next door anyway. Wonder where I picked up that tidbit of nonsense  :-s

[hrline:3mel3lq5][/hrline:3mel3lq5]

@Hydra (the ninth): Why not? You know, I'm still curious as to how these hrlines work... back where I'm from they're quick, easy, and make sense... kind of like a hooker. It's like a totally different dialect to speak, and this is pink just for you. Now I feel like Todd Snider: throwing in a fourth chord because some fucker was all 'damn but you suck, Tadd, you know what's good lyrics? I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. Now that's fucking lyrics!' Or was it a note? Does Todd Snider use chords? There's room for lyrics, but the music is garbage from what I hear here. Here here, myself-my queer dear deer! Dear deer, you ain't from texas cause you no steer. And don't stare at me that way. I'd name the goddamn horse too, you speak it, Todd! Where's the worship smily I need for this? Oooh! View more smilies. What fun, it'll be like walking into my walk in closet! I bet you don't have fantastic clothes, though.  :afro: Woah! That'll do, donkey.... that'll do. :D/ This one's already my favorite. I want it. Might have to speak to Tiberlicious about it, and then ALL of my posts will have that emoticon in them! Happiness for EVERYONE!

[hrline:3mel3lq5][/hrline:3mel3lq5]

Quote from: "Colanth"She's from .-o-r-g, so she's welcome in .-c-o-m, Bri.  Welcome, Violet.  (And you need to quote the name in the
Quotetag - "bob".  Standard BBCode.)  Oh, the archive - not restored to the database yet.  Soon, probably.

Why indeed, I am from the dot-orgy, for I am thouroughbread through my four-on-the-floor core, getting baked while I'm swinging past the black stallion to get my cherry trophy syrup before he caps dat thang 'neath his lid and steals my Ranchovies with it. THAT'S RACIST!

Thank you very much, dearest Colanth :) Quotes inside quote-tags... can't conceive a reference to that one: the cost of labor is TOO DAMN HIGH! See? Piracy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUnrWo6z9WY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUnrWo6z9WY)

Let that be test number two... might we yet master your [s:3mel3lq5]race[/s:3mel3lq5] SNEAKERS! (That wasn't better, Lilly...) NINJA SHOES IN THE DARK! (Not better...) 'You cockroaches want to play rough? Okaaaay, I'm reloading!'

(//This%20isn't%20actually%20an%20image,%20I'm%20just%20curious%20to%20see%20if%20nothing%20happens%20(break%20a%20leg).%20Actually,%20all%20of%20this%20text%20is%20an%20image,%20isn't%20it?%20WOAH-%20Mind?%20Blown.)

I can't wait to read that archive... actually I can, but I'm definitely very excited to do so :D Did you know that at one time I fervently believed babies should be put to death because they were 'defective'? That's amazing, and I'm very very interested in the insight I might gain from hindsight when I was going through a very difficult time in my life. Really, it's fascinating. Probably not to anyone but myself, but hey: who wouldn't want to understand themselv-PUT YOUR GODDAMNED HAND DOWN Larry!  :x

Quote from: "Johan"Wow, shot out of a cannon this morning. I'd ask how that redbull for breakfast diet is working out but I think we already know. Welcome whoever you are.

Shooting quarters out of a cannon <--- what I'd do, had I a million dollars to my name. I'm not good with amounts of money that exceed 100,000... or really... 100. SO WHAT IF LOVE HATS, MAN?!

I had a redbull two days ago, it was fun. Really, though... I may be an artist sans the drugs: but I've always been enthralled by the idea of getting back on Ecstasy and seeing what I'm capable of. Other than a killer addiction and serious withdrawal symptoms, obviously. Don't do physiological abuse to people: it isn't nice.

Thank you for the welcome, Johan :heart: I really wish that worked, since I love hearts. I'll just make this the color of a bleeding heart so that you know how I feel about you. Basically: you look like a lollipop, and I'd suck you (remember kids: 'magic always comes with a price!') until your spat-out corpse was properly desiccated. And then I'd wrap you up in fishing web, and feed you to my babies :) Good price for them, this year... of course I want them to grow big and strong (but mostly big).

Quote from: "PickelledEggs"Welcome.

You wouldn't happen to be a relative of Fred from youtube, would you?

Don't know him, but we're probably related somewhere down the line. Is he Silicoid too?

Quote from: "the_antithesis"The fucking fuck?

If you've problems with this... you're not going to like me very much, I'm afraid. But it's okay... even if God doesn't love you: I still do.  :)
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Post by: Violet Lilly Blossom on June 08, 2013, 04:36:02 PM
Quote from: "PickelledEggs"You know... Now that I've been up for a few hours... I can say I still have no clue what is going on in Violet's post. No amount of caffeine is going to change that.

You know, back where I'm from: most of them still don't understand. It's really simple, most of the time... but they just don't get it. And hey, don't sell yourself short: if anything would understand... it's a pickled egg.

Quote from: "Polly-PickelledEggs"Trust me, I went though a whole box of black tea just now.

I think that's my reason for liking her post so much haha  :-D

I'm curious, though... didn't you pick a pack of pickled peppers too, or was that someone else?  :-$

A WOMAN?! No, never a woman. Of course I'm not a woman, i should think that was obvious. Seriously: girls on the internet? Haha, where'd you hear that one? Let me guess... some crazy cat lady who's actually a twelve year old boy told you, and then had the gall to call himself a Witch! Why, back in my day: only witches claimed to be witches, but now there's these emo kids wearing dem pointeh hats and... and it's just plain wrong! How rude of them, the insolent youngsters these days, why I've had half a mind to squeeze them till they're jelly, and the other half to eat spaghetti! Ain't nobody respecting the Forrest these days.

Embrace your mistakes!
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Post by: Violet Lilly Blossom on June 08, 2013, 04:45:27 PM
Quote from: "Fidel_Castronaut"Haha.

Welcome Violet, welcome. Yes...*rubs hands and steps into creepy shadowed doorway with an evil smile on his face*.

This was your doing, wasn't it? I tell you I bleeding hate portals: I'd rather take The Warren.

Quote from: "Brian37"Hey Violet! Welcome to the other side.

Oh hell no... this place is already infested with ABBA. Well that just won't do. Looks like I'll need to purge every corner of this place before my children can come here... wouldn't want them to become infected by the primary agents of Banana-kind.
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Post by: _Xenu_ on June 08, 2013, 04:51:04 PM
Quote from: "Violet Lilly Blossom"Actually, I'm pretty sure I stole about 90% of that from other people. It's a big ball of interweaving reference and (probably) unintended piracy of other people's works (my iTunes library bears witness to my flagrant disregard for copyright)...
:heart:  :heart:  :heart:  :heart:  :heart:  :heart:

<-------- Enjoys tormenting copyright holders on Reddit.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on June 08, 2013, 05:09:07 PM
Quote from: "Violet Lilly Blossom"A WOMAN?! No, never a woman. Of course I'm not a woman, i should think that was obvious. Seriously: girls on the internet? Haha, where'd you hear that one? Let me guess... some crazy cat lady who's actually a twelve year old boy told you, and then had the gall to call himself a Witch! Why, back in my day: only witches claimed to be witches, but now there's these emo kids wearing dem pointeh hats and... and it's just plain wrong! How rude of them, the insolent youngsters these days, why I've had half a mind to squeeze them till they're jelly, and the other half to eat spaghetti! Ain't nobody respecting the Forrest these days.

Embrace your mistakes!

Yeah, you're right... who lets women on the internet anyway. Obviously, going by your name I can tell that you are a gardener... or some sort of shrubbery.
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Post by: Violet Lilly Blossom on June 08, 2013, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: "_Xenu_":heart:  :heart:  :heart:  :heart:  :heart:  :heart:

<-------- Enjoys tormenting copyright holders on Reddit.

Maybe you and I will get along... that is, after all, 6 hearts that you have laid before me. Juicy ^_^
Quote from: "PickelledEggs"Yeah, you're right... who lets women on the internet anyway. Obviously, going by your name I can tell that you are a gardener... or some sort of shrubbery.

Not I, for sure. I'm but a modest humble flower, one of many that grow in the garden. Ain't seen a shrubbery in years.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on June 08, 2013, 05:30:10 PM
Welcome Violet!

Quote from: "WitchSabrina"<----   is a little confused.   Will reserve 'welcome' till sure this be not spam.
Not spam just Violet.
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Post by: Jmpty on June 08, 2013, 05:36:10 PM
I like Violet. And doughnuts. And of all the food additives, I think I like polysorbate 80 the best.
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Post by: Gerard on June 08, 2013, 05:56:57 PM
Ah.... an org!

Welcome Violet Lilly Blossom!

Gerard
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Post by: Violet Lilly Blossom on June 08, 2013, 05:59:48 PM
Quote from: "PopeyesPappy"Welcome Violet!

Not spam just Violet.

Been here before. Nigh on 5 years ago, maybe more. Again, I'm very excited to check out the archive :) Wonder if there's a search feature so I can just look up 'Saerules' and witness for myself just what a fractured person I was at that time. Might even say brainwashed, or maybe just believing everything that a certain someone told me (was a truther too). Not sure why, actually: very sure why, but the evidence is pretty important to me.

Spam doesn't taste nearly as delicious as I, I don't know why people keep saying that.  :-k

Quote from: "Jmpty"I like Violet. And doughnuts. And of all the food additives, I think I like polysorbate 80 the best.

I too like Purple. And I'm with you on the doughnuts. Food additives, well... I like 'em fine, but who knows if I digest 'em fine. :)

Quote from: "Gerard"Ah.... an org!

Welcome Violet Lilly Blossom!

Gerard

Just here to peruse the snack shelf. Don't mind me. Yall got any Ritz crackers? Them's the best :D
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Post by: missingnocchi on June 08, 2013, 06:20:50 PM
[joke about orgies]
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Post by: Gerard on June 08, 2013, 06:31:07 PM
QuoteBeen here before. Nigh on 5 years ago, maybe more.

I do seem to remember you name.......

But I.been on the dark side as well.........

Gerard
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 08, 2013, 07:17:26 PM
Quote from: "Violet Lilly Blossom"If you've problems with this... you're not going to like me very much, I'm afraid.

Well, don't be feeling special about it.

(//http://images.wikia.com/spongebob/images/c/c5/I_hate_everyone.jpg)
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Post by: aitm on June 08, 2013, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: "Violet Lilly Blossom"You're as beautiful as ever, aitm :)



[spoil:146tddui](//http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm127/aitm356/lily005.jpg)[/spoil:146tddui]
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Post by: Violet Lilly Blossom on June 08, 2013, 11:47:29 PM
Quote from: "missingnocchi"[joke about orgies]

Classy.

Quote from: "Gerard"I do seem to remember you name.......

But I.been on the dark side as well.........

Gerard

I wish I didn't, but then, I wish a lot of things hadn't happened. Remembering them afterwards isn't nearly so bad :)

Shine a flashlight into your dark places.

Quote from: "the_antithesis"Well, don't be feeling special about it.

Special? Me? Never. I'm as bland as they come :)

Quote from: "aitm"
Quote from: "Violet Lilly Blossom"You're as beautiful as ever, aitm :)



[spoil:ua8wavht][ Image (//http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm127/aitm356/lily005.jpg) ][/spoil:ua8wavht]

Oohhhh~  :oops:

Who's a pretty dragon? You're such a pretty dragon. You're soooo pretty ^_^
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 08, 2013, 11:53:49 PM
Ok, the first post was cute, almost whimsical, but now you've gone to far saying aitm is pretty. A horrific crime has been committed, but hey! I shaved for the first time in about fifteen years the other day...thinking of pretty. :)
Ok, It shows the wrinkles I inherited from my mother, but SO WHAT! :evil:
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Post by: Violet Lilly Blossom on June 09, 2013, 12:12:18 AM
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"Ok, the first post was cute, almost whimsical, but now you've gone to far saying aitm is pretty. A horrific crime has been committed, but hey! I shaved for the first time in about fifteen years the other day...thinking of pretty. :)
Ok, It shows the wrinkles I inherited from my mother, but SO WHAT! :evil:

Don't worry, I'm just trying to trick you into lowering your guard, so that I can steal your Swedish Fish without you noticing. I'm a cutpurse, and a pickpocket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVldfXHFlCU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVldfXHFlCU)

Congratulations on being able to see your face, again :D Wrinkles are fine by me... most good things in this world have wrinkles. Everything else is plastic and Botox and other various influences the Welsh have had upon this world.
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 09, 2013, 12:26:59 AM
I've been noticing lately my dishpan hands look distinct. I had coƱsidered soaking them in Pomolive Dishwashing Liquid[sup:22f6t1hu]TM[/sup:22f6t1hu] as advertised on TV, but then MADGE, that old cunt will have won. Fuck Madge! I ? my dishpan hands. :)
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Post by: kilodelta on June 09, 2013, 02:05:32 AM
Holy crap! APA shaved! What world do we now live in?!
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Post by: WitchSabrina on June 09, 2013, 07:52:42 AM
Welcome Violet.  Hope you like this little corner of the world.  We're weird, but a rather happy-in-a-anti-religion kinda way.
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Post by: SilentFutility on June 09, 2013, 08:00:49 AM
(//http://static3.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Ravenous+Shadow+_794e03d4422e5cc9a6c7587d8f8f8fb6.png)

Welcome anyway.
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Post by: Minimalist on June 09, 2013, 01:39:51 PM
There goes the neighborhood!
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Post by: Plu on June 09, 2013, 02:04:30 PM
Welcome aboard :)
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Post by: SilentFutility on June 09, 2013, 03:06:24 PM
My image has gone already.

Okay.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 09, 2013, 03:14:25 PM
Quote from: "SilentFutility"My image has gone already.

Okay.
Nobody was interested in pictures of your crushed testical anyway. :-k
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Post by: Violet Lilly Blossom on June 09, 2013, 09:48:36 PM
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"I've been noticing lately my dishpan hands look distinct. I had coƱsidered soaking them in Pomolive Dishwashing Liquid[sup:11ry9f1v]TM[/sup:11ry9f1v] as advertised on TV, but then MADGE, that old cunt will have won. Fuck Madge! I ? my dishpan hands. :)

I am certain that they're beautiful :birthday: You know... I have a real thing for 'distinct people'; every girl's a scar girl, just goes to show.

Quote from: "kilodelta"Holy crap! APA shaved! What world do we now live in?!

My world. Don't be concerned... I will not harm you.

Unless you're a bright elusive butterfly of love. In which case: game on.

Quote from: "WitchSabrina"Welcome Violet.  Hope you like this little corner of the world.  We're weird, but a rather happy-in-a-anti-religion kinda way.

Thank you, witchy woman... is that the moon I see in your eyes? No... it's just your giant pupils. I should cut them down to size, but I haven't necessarily come to cause offense.

I hope I will like this place too. Admittedly: I have no idea how to enter a new community... I'm used to my neighborhood, and I'm not exactly strutting my stuff over here. It's an awkward place to be in, which is fascinating and fun and all, but the hardest part... is knowing where I should start :) I'm thinking that naked lady over there looks like a good place  =P~

Quote from: "Minimalist"There goes the neighborhood!

Min? Just when did you defect, eh... 'buddy'?  :trunks:

Quote from: "SilentFutility"My image has gone already.

Okay.

My images never go missing... have you considered keeping yours on a shorter leash?  :-$

Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"
Quote from: "SilentFutility"My image has gone already.

Okay.
Nobody was interested in pictures of your crushed testical anyway. :-k

Oh, I don't know about that... there's a certain pleasure that comes in seeing testicles ground into dust before you. But if I'm honest: it's the audio I go nuts for.
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 09, 2013, 11:24:47 PM
:| Yes, I'm am a bright, elusive butterfly of love with lots of scars AND I was actually delivered by Dr. James A Burt. For the uninitiated James A Burt was involved in performing what we'll refer to a scandalous surgery on certain women. (I don't believe my mom was one) He later, after numerous lawsuits gained national recognition and reputation as The Love Doctor.. I was delivered by The Love Doctor!
/torrid beginning to my life: :)
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: Colanth on June 10, 2013, 12:37:41 PM
Quote from: "Violet Lilly Blossom"I hope I will like this place too. Admittedly: I have no idea how to enter a new community... I'm used to my neighborhood, and I'm not exactly strutting my stuff over here. It's an awkward place to be in, which is fascinating and fun and all, but the hardest part... is knowing where I should start :)
I felt the same way when this place went down and I went over to .org.  Like-minded people (mostly, anyway), but it wasn't home.  Welcome anyway.  Throw a fundy on the barbie, eat a baby ... you know, the usual atheist stuff.  Eventually you'll feel as if you've always been here.
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: Jason78 on June 10, 2013, 01:25:44 PM
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"Unique! That's what your post is.. UNIQUE!
Every little piece of shrapnel is unique.  What's your point? :p
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: Violet Lilly Blossom on June 10, 2013, 02:37:30 PM
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist":| Yes, I'm am a bright, elusive butterfly of love with lots of scars AND I was actually delivered by Dr. James A Burt. For the uninitiated James A Burt was involved in performing what we'll refer to a scandalous surgery on certain women. (I don't believe my mom was one) He later, after numerous lawsuits gained national recognition and reputation as The Love Doctor.. I was delivered by The Love Doctor!
/torrid beginning to my life: :)

:heart:

I don't have ^that much^ class. :Hangman:

If this were a contest: you have won. Give me another year, and maybe I'll try again. :)

Quote from: "Colanth"I felt the same way when this place went down and I went over to .org.  Like-minded people (mostly, anyway), but it wasn't home.  Welcome anyway.  Throw a fundy on the barbie, eat a baby ... you know, the usual atheist stuff.  Eventually you'll feel as if you've always been here.

Thank you, Coalanth. Hopefully your site doesn't come down ever again... and while I'm wishing for the stars and the moon: I'd like a pony. Guess there's nothing for it but to dive in somewhere, sometime, and bang heads with people until we love each other :-D

Quote from: "Jason78"Every little piece of shrapnel is unique.  What's your point? :p

That this piece of shrapnel is still sharp enough... to cut you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtE76BEvZ7o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtE76BEvZ7o)
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: SilentFutility on June 10, 2013, 03:00:13 PM
Quote from: "the_antithesis"
Quote from: "Violet Lilly Blossom"If you've problems with this... you're not going to like me very much, I'm afraid.

Well, don't be feeling special about it.

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That's not true, he loves me deep down.
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 10, 2013, 03:13:10 PM
James A Burt was sued and so was the now defunct hospital I and my entire family (almost) was born in is now one overgrown Urgent Care[sup:3iemhhzu]TM[/sup:3iemhhzu].. But hey... The women who sued are rich (not sharing with me) and their sexual parts are forever altered.  :-$
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: Colanth on June 10, 2013, 06:58:30 PM
Quote from: "Violet Lilly Blossom"
Quote from: "Colanth"I felt the same way when this place went down and I went over to .org.  Like-minded people (mostly, anyway), but it wasn't home.  Welcome anyway.  Throw a fundy on the barbie, eat a baby ... you know, the usual atheist stuff.  Eventually you'll feel as if you've always been here.

Thank you, Coalanth. Hopefully your site doesn't come down ever again... and while I'm wishing for the stars and the moon
We have that pretty well covered, darling.  Belt, suspenders, nails, staples, glue and we use our hands 24/7.  We can lose one day's posts, that's it.  Unless the hackers blow up North America - then we're in a lot of trouble.
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: OtterPop on June 10, 2013, 07:26:44 PM
Have methamphetimines featured heavily in your recent past, Violet?
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: missingnocchi on June 10, 2013, 09:46:34 PM
Quote from: "Violet Lilly Blossom"That this piece of shrapnel is still sharp enough... to cut you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtE76BEvZ7o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtE76BEvZ7o)

I like you already! Even if you did want to send me to a camp and shoot me on that other site...
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 10, 2013, 11:38:17 PM
Subsection 29, paragraph 96387, 8th line of the revised code defines horrific crime as: Having actually read the entire revised code.
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: JI_Joe on June 14, 2013, 09:29:16 PM
Hi  there and Welcome to the forums!!! :popcorn:
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Post by: Savior2006 on June 18, 2013, 11:25:22 PM
Quote from: "the_antithesis"The fucking fuck?

This.
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: Farroc on June 18, 2013, 11:43:57 PM
Welcome.DON'T PANIC!

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My name is... [blink:1p9gxiq2]CLOWN BABY![/blink:1p9gxiq2]
Title: Re: Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?
Post by: Plu on June 19, 2013, 02:13:44 AM
Quote from: "Colanth"
Quote from: "Violet Lilly Blossom"
Quote from: "Colanth"I felt the same way when this place went down and I went over to .org.  Like-minded people (mostly, anyway), but it wasn't home.  Welcome anyway.  Throw a fundy on the barbie, eat a baby ... you know, the usual atheist stuff.  Eventually you'll feel as if you've always been here.

Thank you, Coalanth. Hopefully your site doesn't come down ever again... and while I'm wishing for the stars and the moon
We have that pretty well covered, darling.  Belt, suspenders, nails, staples, glue and we use our hands 24/7.  We can lose one day's posts, that's it.  Unless the hackers blow up North America - then we're in a lot of trouble.

Trouble entirely unrelated to this forum, I would presume.
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Post by: SGOS on June 19, 2013, 07:10:38 AM
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"<----   is a little confused.   Will reserve 'welcome' till sure this be not spam.
Yeah, I'll second that.  It was an interesting read in a strange sort of way.  But it may have been too deep for my level of comprehension.  Be careful about insulting our smilies and buttons.  I love them.   :-D