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Title: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: pr126 on November 30, 2016, 05:59:50 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-38144598

Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Jains, vegetarians, vegans pay attention!

Do not eat the money! It is not good for your diet. It's fattening.
Suck on the coins all you want, no fat in them.
Title: Re: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: Baruch on November 30, 2016, 07:12:19 AM
False rumors of pig and beef fat ... in the powder cartridges of the muskets being used by the Sepoys ... is what caused the Great Indian Mutiny.  I guess you folks are trying to create another mutiny, this time among immigrants.  Never fear, the image of Churchill made the 5 quid un-kosher anyway ... he is half American, his better half ;-)
Title: Re: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: SGOS on November 30, 2016, 08:35:23 AM
Pigs get a bad wrap.  They are not as filthy as people think, but I have to admit, pig farms can get pretty smelly.  The meat is great stuff, however.  I prefer pork to beef or chicken.
Title: Re: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: Atheon on November 30, 2016, 09:27:29 AM
Those radical veggies can just stop using money, and see how far they get.
Title: Re: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 30, 2016, 09:46:26 AM
How would I gain if I ate six five pounders?
Title: Re: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: Munch on November 30, 2016, 08:06:25 PM
does this mean I can hand over slabs of bacon to customers now instead of change?
Title: Re: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: Baruch on December 01, 2016, 07:30:22 AM
Canada brought out some plastic money ... but it warped and shriveled in the sun.  Your tax dollars literally at non-work.

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/bank-of-canada-defends-durable-plastic-bills-despite-melting

Now if the politicians would all melt, if you splashed water on them ;-)
Title: Re: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: Munch on December 01, 2016, 08:58:24 AM
Quote from: Baruch on December 01, 2016, 07:30:22 AM
Canada brought out some plastic money ... but it warped and shriveled in the sun.  Your tax dollars literally at non-work.

Maybe we need to convert all money into Elf Jingles.

http://www.laplanduk.co.uk/#3
http://www.laplanduk.co.uk/your-experience/extras/
(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/child-hold-an-elf-jingle-the-currency-used-in-the-elf-village-on-30-picture-id452727939)

The elves of lapland are so happy when you give them their jingles, see how happy they are.

(http://i.imgur.com/PpBixQ8.jpg)

(serious note though, my brother took his kids to this place, looked so much fun and the kids loved it)
Title: Re: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: Cavebear on December 02, 2016, 04:41:15 AM
Quote from: pr126 on November 30, 2016, 05:59:50 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-38144598

Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Jains, vegetarians, vegans pay attention!

Do not eat the money! It is not good for your diet. It's fattening.
Suck on the coins all you want, no fat in them.

Eating money is never a good investment...  This is a joke, right?
Title: Re: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 02, 2016, 04:56:37 AM
When I was a kid I swallowed a some Belgian francs. I remain convinced less change came back out again.
Title: Re: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: Cavebear on December 02, 2016, 05:00:02 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 02, 2016, 04:56:37 AM
When I was a kid I swallowed a some Belgian francs. I remain convinced less change came back out again.

So you are still carrying francs in you?  That should mess up some MRI!  LOL!
Title: Re: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: Baruch on December 02, 2016, 07:24:26 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 02, 2016, 04:56:37 AM
When I was a kid I swallowed a some Belgian francs. I remain convinced less change came back out again.

In America in my childhood, we had a different kind of franks.  We used to sing the commercial jingle ... "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener ..."
Title: Re: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 02, 2016, 07:35:50 PM
Quote from: Baruch on December 02, 2016, 07:24:26 PM
In America in my childhood, we had a different kind of franks.  We used to sing the commercial jingle ... "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener ..."

Franc. Not Frank. I'm not eating Frank.
He should at least buy me dinner first.
Title: Re: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: Cavebear on December 09, 2016, 05:45:16 AM
Quote from: Baruch on December 02, 2016, 07:24:26 PM
In America in my childhood, we had a different kind of franks.  We used to sing the commercial jingle ... "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener ..."

Bad food for kids then and now...
Title: Re: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: pr126 on December 10, 2016, 05:01:26 AM
http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2016/12/24-countries-where-the-money-contains-meat/
Title: Re: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: Baruch on December 10, 2016, 06:31:37 AM
Quote from: pr126 on December 10, 2016, 05:01:26 AM
http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2016/12/24-countries-where-the-money-contains-meat/

That is very kosher of you to point out such a detail ;-)  All part of the Elite plan to put Pink Slime in everything.
Title: Re: Do not eat the New £5 notes !
Post by: pr126 on December 10, 2016, 07:07:47 AM
Next Soylent Green.

https://youtu.be/6zAFA-hamZ0