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Title: Is it just me or did I recently devolve?
Post by: widdershins on June 01, 2013, 06:47:34 PM
I swear I was about to 3,000 posts, now I'm under 2,900 and a lot of older topics are mysteriously getting posts again.  A rational man would say this probably has something to do with the day I couldn't log on, perhaps a failure of the server.  But that's boring.  Instead, ALIENS!  They abducted the server and erased the server's memory of the abduction, going a little too far back.  A quick search of the recent news confirms this as a definite possibility as there is no recent news that I could find of servers not being abducted by aliens.  But the plot thickens.  I also could find no evidence whatsoever that one or more Bigfoot...Bigfoots...Bigfeet...large hominids with big feet weren't involved, nor could I find a single denial by any government agency of a government coverup of the alleged (or certain.  They mean the same thing) abduction.

We're through the looking glass here, people.  Watch for the helicopters, listen for clicks in your phone lines and, for the love of spaghetti, don't trust anyone wearing suits and/or sunglasses.  Keep yourselves safe.
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Post by: WitchSabrina on June 01, 2013, 07:25:38 PM
I did too   *pout*
but hey............yanno what?  I don't care.   My *status* is not what I come here for.

oxox
don't worry bout it puddinhead
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Post by: stromboli on June 01, 2013, 08:06:09 PM
It's ok. Got to relive the magical 6969 again.  :-D
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Post by: Mermaid on June 01, 2013, 09:00:56 PM
It's God's will.
Title: Re: Is it just me or did I recently devolve?
Post by: stromboli on June 01, 2013, 11:31:09 PM
If your dick is still the same size, relax.
Title: Re: Is it just me or did I recently devolve?
Post by: kilodelta on June 01, 2013, 11:39:11 PM
Quote from: "stromboli"If your dick is still the same size, relax.

Mine isn't... /cry
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Post by: dawiw on June 03, 2013, 03:47:42 AM
I think some of the topics got erased or something.
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Post by: Plu on June 03, 2013, 03:52:38 AM
From what I heard, infidelguy (the hoster) cancelled his services with the hoster for this website and instead of giving him a backup of the data or time to make one, they just instantly wiped the whole database. So now we're back to an old backup someone still had lying around.
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Post by: stromboli on June 03, 2013, 08:27:12 AM
Quote from: "Plu"From what I heard, infidelguy (the hoster) cancelled his services with the hoster for this website and instead of giving him a backup of the data or time to make one, they just instantly wiped the whole database. So now we're back to an old backup someone still had lying around.

Yes. Wolf. Guy's becoming a star quarterback, I gotta say. Go to guy in a crisis. So we lost like a couple of months or something, and so your post count will be less. Suspect we need to back up the database more often.
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Post by: WitchSabrina on June 03, 2013, 09:17:01 AM
Quote from: "stromboli"
Quote from: "Plu"From what I heard, infidelguy (the hoster) cancelled his services with the hoster for this website and instead of giving him a backup of the data or time to make one, they just instantly wiped the whole database. So now we're back to an old backup someone still had lying around.

Yes. Wolf. Guy's becoming a star quarterback, I gotta say. Go to guy in a crisis. So we lost like a couple of months or something, and so your post count will be less. Suspect we need to back up the database more often.

QFFT
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Post by: Jason78 on June 03, 2013, 09:21:17 AM
This is a bit like waking up after a night of heavy drinking.

I'm pretty sure I had a good time here.  But I can't remember a damn thing and there's no evidence except for a slight headache.
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Post by: stromboli on June 03, 2013, 09:37:04 AM
Quote from: "Jason78"This is a bit like waking up after a night of heavy drinking.

I'm pretty sure I had a good time here.  But I can't remember a damn thing and there's no evidence except for a slight headache.

And an urgent need to urinate.
Title: Re: Is it just me or did I recently devolve?
Post by: aitm on June 03, 2013, 09:56:23 AM
you only had a real good time if'n you got someone or something in bed with ya.
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Post by: stromboli on June 03, 2013, 11:01:02 AM
Quote from: "aitm"you only had a real good time if'n you got someone or something in bed with ya.

Which evokes a wide range of possibilities.
Title: Re: Is it just me or did I recently devolve?
Post by: Shiranu on June 03, 2013, 11:01:50 PM
For a second I thought you wrote divorced, and I was wondering how you were unsure about that...
Title: Re: Is it just me or did I recently devolve?
Post by: Aroura33 on June 03, 2013, 11:26:40 PM
It indicates how little I post lately that we lost a few months, and I only lost like 15 or so posts....:/  I guess I should start posting more!!!!
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Post by: wolf39us on June 03, 2013, 11:29:40 PM
yes please!
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on June 03, 2013, 11:35:18 PM
Poor Kimmie is all the way down to 34452.
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Post by: Mister Agenda on June 04, 2013, 12:02:27 PM
Mine looks about the same. Guess I was lucky or they fixed it. Or I can't remember how many posts I had.
Title: Re: Is it just me or did I recently devolve?
Post by: widdershins on June 04, 2013, 12:15:09 PM
I'm pretty sure it was aliens, cooperating with our government, in conjunction with reverse-vampires.
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Post by: stromboli on June 04, 2013, 03:28:43 PM
Quote from: "widdershins"I'm pretty sure it was aliens, cooperating with our government, in conjunction with reverse-vampires.

P.S.: Check for excess body hair.
Title: Re: Is it just me or did I recently devolve?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 04, 2013, 04:42:38 PM
Hmm.. am I still a skull? I'm using my phone so.....

Edit: apparently not. It'll take a few weeks to evolve from a mastedon to a two legged apelike creature.. no biggie. I have god on my side. :)
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Post by: Aletheia on June 05, 2013, 06:45:13 AM
The damn nematode again... one day I'll evolve a shell and be a mollusk again.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 05, 2013, 12:57:44 PM
I have to post like 400 times to become a skull? Last time I was this close I was AHEAD of Bri.. IT'S RIGGED! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!  :evil: (Note: I still like Bri, but c'mon.. This is clearly a case of persecution if I've ever seen one. You leave me as a wooly mammoth to get eaten by sabre toothed cats and the like. I mean WHERE'S THE JUSTICE???  :shock:  )
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Post by: widdershins on June 05, 2013, 01:22:23 PM
Quote from: "stromboli"
Quote from: "widdershins"I'm pretty sure it was aliens, cooperating with our government, in conjunction with reverse-vampires.

P.S.: Check for excess body hair.
I'm over 40.  I wouldn't know where to begin looking for "unusual" excess hair.  It's been popping up all over the place for a few years now.
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Post by: WitchSabrina on June 05, 2013, 01:45:04 PM
Quote from: "widdershins"I'm pretty sure it was aliens, cooperating with our government, in conjunction with reverse-vampires.

What's a reverse vampire? Someone who spits blood At you?
confused......
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 05, 2013, 01:53:48 PM
Bri rigged the status thingee.. I just know it.. I was wearing my tin foil hat when aliens told me so..  8-[
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Post by: stromboli on June 05, 2013, 02:20:09 PM
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"
Quote from: "widdershins"I'm pretty sure it was aliens, cooperating with our government, in conjunction with reverse-vampires.

What's a reverse vampire? Someone who spits blood At you?
confused......

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... %20Vampire (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Reverse%20Vampire)

QuoteReverse Vampire
Reverse Vampires (RVs) love the daylight and the morning hours. RVs promptly go to bed at sun-down, stopping all communication with others until the following morning.

Many RVs are tan with lighter colored hair. HOWEVER, as recently discovered by a young Boston native- some RVs retain their pale skin because all of the orange pigment migrates to the cranial end of the creature- thus creating an even-more fierce breed of Ginger-Vamp (or Reverse Ginger-Vamp).

As predicted, RVs do not draw blood from their victims. They much prefer having their own necks sucked and nibbled upon. In an effort to appear as animalistic and blood-thirsty as their vampire counterparts, RVs have been known to stain their own hands with cherry juice for intimidation.

Lastly, RVs don't have fangs, cannot fly, ARE able to see their own reflection, and love garlic... Truly frightening!

They are among us......
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Post by: widdershins on June 05, 2013, 05:57:26 PM
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"
Quote from: "widdershins"I'm pretty sure it was aliens, cooperating with our government, in conjunction with reverse-vampires.

What's a reverse vampire? Someone who spits blood At you?
confused......
Don't you watch The Simpsons?  There was an episode where all the adults would disappear at night due to some sex tonic grandpa was making in a dirty bathtub.  The children assumed that, since the parents were only out in the daylight, they must be reverse vampires.  And the MOMENT they made that up, I KNEW they were real!
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Post by: WitchSabrina on June 05, 2013, 07:56:07 PM
Quote from: "widdershins"
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"
Quote from: "widdershins"I'm pretty sure it was aliens, cooperating with our government, in conjunction with reverse-vampires.

What's a reverse vampire? Someone who spits blood At you?
confused......
Don't you watch The Simpsons?  There was an episode where all the adults would disappear at night due to some sex tonic grandpa was making in a dirty bathtub.  The children assumed that, since the parents were only out in the daylight, they must be reverse vampires.  And the MOMENT they made that up, I KNEW they were real!

I know you're shocked - but no - I've never seen the Simpsons.  I've seen snippets and thats about it. Does this ruin our love affair?  I certainly hope not.  Think of all the non-Simpson TV shit I'll introduce you to?  LMAO  
(kidding of course darlin)

Thanks Strom ---I've really never heard of such a creature.  Glad I'm a night critter and can counter their effects on our world.

I should get out more.  Seems all I do is work or talk to you people.
Is my life sad?
I don't feel sad............

LOL
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Post by: stromboli on June 05, 2013, 09:26:37 PM
Quote from: "widdershins"
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"
Quote from: "widdershins"I'm pretty sure it was aliens, cooperating with our government, in conjunction with reverse-vampires.

What's a reverse vampire? Someone who spits blood At you?
confused......
Don't you watch The Simpsons?  There was an episode where all the adults would disappear at night due to some sex tonic grandpa was making in a dirty bathtub.  The children assumed that, since the parents were only out in the daylight, they must be reverse vampires.  And the MOMENT they made that up, I KNEW they were real!

One can never discount the Simpsons. Never. I actually lived next door to a vampire. She died some months ago. Mowed her lawn at night. weird.
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Post by: widdershins on June 06, 2013, 03:39:22 PM
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"I know you're shocked - but no - I've never seen the Simpsons.  I've seen snippets and thats about it. Does this ruin our love affair?  I certainly hope not.  Think of all the non-Simpson TV shit I'll introduce you to?  LMAO
Simpsons or you???  No contest, baby!
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Post by: PickelledEggs on June 07, 2013, 01:08:55 PM
This seems to have happened to more than one of us.

[youtube:10nr64m1]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIP7JaYv9OU[/youtube:10nr64m1]
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Post by: Smartmarzipan on June 07, 2013, 03:22:30 PM
Ohgawd, I just realized we lost the hot Male Celebrity thread.....

There is no god.  :-|
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Post by: widdershins on June 07, 2013, 04:34:29 PM
Quote from: "Smartmarzipan"Ohgawd, I just realized we lost the hot Male Celebrity thread.....

There is no god.  :-|
Check and mate, theists!
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Post by: WitchSabrina on June 07, 2013, 05:10:28 PM
Quote from: "widdershins"
Quote from: "Smartmarzipan"Ohgawd, I just realized we lost the hot Male Celebrity thread.....

There is no god.  :-|
Check and mate, theists!

[youtube:2fghcbg0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELji4-TogMI[/youtube:2fghcbg0]