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Title: The Unicorn's Disciple
Post by: invisibleandpink on July 20, 2016, 11:07:47 PM
Ya'll probably forgot about me. But I most certainly didn't forget you.

I joined this site when I was sixteen and was influenced heavily by the community here.

So basically ya'll were my illegitimate mentors for quiitttee sometime without truly being aware of it.

I am now twenty-one, still in the military [ I'll be ETSing very soon ] and can now legally consume alcohol.

Of course, the 'jaded' status I applied to my profile a year back is still in effect. Odd that I'm so entirely apathetic toward the whole religious thing at this point of time and don't debate as often as I use to when I was in High School.

But, shit, I'm still proud of the 'Atheist' title stamped onto my dogtags.

Anyway, I'm trying to make a come back - again. Or at least post once or twice a week or month - damnit.

For those who remember my situation I've been officially subpoenaed as a witness for my mother's homicide case. After so many years it's finally happening. 

But, yes, hello erryone.

May the Invisible and Pink Unicorn bless you with awesomeness.

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-9BEMvouNcaI/VsxQhA02VQI/AAAAAAAAqDA/U4IPBhanRtw/s426/16%2B-%2B1)
Title: Re: The Unicorn's Disciple
Post by: Mike Cl on July 20, 2016, 11:15:46 PM
Quote from: invisibleandpink on July 20, 2016, 11:07:47 PM
Ya'll probably forgot about me. But I most certainly didn't forget you.

I joined this site when I was sixteen and was influenced heavily by the community here.

So basically ya'll were my illegitimate mentors for quiitttee sometime without truly being aware of it.

I am now twenty-one, still in the military [ I'll be ETSing very soon ] and can now legally consume alcohol.

Of course, the 'jaded' status I applied to my profile a year back is still in effect. Odd that I'm so entirely apathetic toward the whole religious thing at this point of time and don't debate as often as I use to when I was in High School.

But, shit, I'm still proud of the 'Atheist' title stamped onto my dogtags.

Anyway, I'm trying to make a come back - again. Or at least post once or twice a week or month - damnit.

For those who remember my situation I've been officially subpoenaed as a witness for my mother's homicide case. After so many years it's finally happening. 

But, yes, hello erryone.

May the Invisible and Pink Unicorn bless you with awesomeness.

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-9BEMvouNcaI/VsxQhA02VQI/AAAAAAAAqDA/U4IPBhanRtw/s426/16%2B-%2B1)
I do think the Invisible Pink Unicorn was/is real--I've been to her web site, after all!  Has to be real.  And here you are.  So, welcome, even tho you've been he prior to my coming aboard.
Title: Re: The Unicorn's Disciple
Post by: Hydra009 on July 20, 2016, 11:27:49 PM
Quote from: invisibleandpink on July 20, 2016, 11:07:47 PMSo basically ya'll were my illegitimate mentors for quiitttee sometime without truly being aware of it.
Well, that's definitely one of the better illegitimate things I've been.

QuoteAnyway, I'm trying to make a come back - again. Or at least post once or twice a week or month - damnit.
Great.  Glad to have you back.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQq_91rCUAALUKj.jpg)
Title: Re: The Unicorn's Disciple
Post by: PickelledEggs on July 21, 2016, 12:39:00 AM
I didn't forget about you. Welcome back!
Title: Re: The Unicorn's Disciple
Post by: stromboli on July 21, 2016, 09:51:54 AM
Welcome back Pink. Was worried about you, seriously, for awhile. I know what you went through. I have great respect for you and I'm glad you are back. My Navy son is in South Korea somewhere right now, due back the 2nd week in August. He has 2 kids he hasn't seen for many months. Keep us posted.
Title: Re: The Unicorn's Disciple
Post by: Hakurei Reimu on July 21, 2016, 01:30:22 PM
Hi, again! No, I didn't forget you. Sometimes you just need some time offline.

Welcome back.
Title: Re: The Unicorn's Disciple
Post by: Unbeliever on July 21, 2016, 05:09:55 PM
Howdy Pinky!

We still get the occasional chance to have fun with fundies, and give the Bible-thumpers a good thumping.

Don't be such a stranger!

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WLDIHP5QRCQ/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: The Unicorn's Disciple
Post by: aitm on July 21, 2016, 06:50:27 PM
welcome back kid. I missed you.
Title: Re: The Unicorn's Disciple
Post by: drunkenshoe on July 22, 2016, 02:01:45 PM
I remember you too. Welcome back.
Title: Re: The Unicorn's Disciple
Post by: Baruch on July 22, 2016, 07:10:58 PM
Welcome also.  Apathy about religion is better than enthusiasm about religion ;-0
Title: Re: The Unicorn's Disciple
Post by: Sargon The Grape on July 22, 2016, 08:55:04 PM
Who are you. again?
Title: Re: The Unicorn's Disciple
Post by: Solomon Zorn on July 27, 2016, 05:11:57 PM
Welcome back. I don't think we've crossed paths before. Allow me to afflict you with a poem:
http://www.solomonzorn.com/hide-and-seek.html
Title: Re: The Unicorn's Disciple
Post by: Unbeliever on July 27, 2016, 05:26:50 PM
Great poem Sol! I wonder how many thousands of years it will take before Christians admit they've been divinely stood up?