Palin: “If Trump Fails, I Will Lead A #BibleBlexit And We’ll Create A United State Of Godâ€
http://politicops.com/palin-trump-fails-will-lead-bibleblexit-well-create-united-state-god/
Quote from: Mermaid on June 25, 2016, 07:03:25 PM
Palin: “If Trump Fails, I Will Lead A #BibleBlexit And We’ll Create A United State Of Godâ€
http://politicops.com/palin-trump-fails-will-lead-bibleblexit-well-create-united-state-god/
This woman never ceases to amaze me. How she manages to get about and even breathe, simultaneously maintaining one foot in her mouth and her head up her ass. This woman can't even keep her daughter from getting pregnant out of wedlock, much less run a country.
Does the cow realize that a red state is most often red because of a few percentage points in the voter base?
I'm not going to click the link.
Maybe I'm stupid, but can someone confirm exactly what BibleBlexit is supposed to be a witty portmanteau of?
Bible Belt? Bible Blooper? Bible Bloodofmyenemies?
Well it would make it easier to spell..somehow though chanting USG! USG! USG! might make people think it's the United States of Google..That's what my spell check wanted to make it.
Just more Dominionism. The recreation of the Puritan hell of New England circa 1680.
"The former half-term governor of Alaska" :lolhitting: I couldn't ask for a more accurate summary of her credentials.
Quote“I really don’t know why those tiny countries think they have what it takes to play with the big boys. I mean, they say Europe is the cradle of Western Civilization. If that’s true, than we’ve vastly outgrown that cradle, and it’s now time to chop it up for firewood,†she argued.
Dafuq?
QuoteI believe that the Bible Belt deserves to have full autonomy in every aspect of decision-making, which is not the case now.
That briefly was the case with the Confederacy. Clearly, the decision-making ability of the Bible belt was not up to par then and has barely evolved since then.
Also, anybody else think it's weird that the right-wingers who wrap themselves in the American flag are the same assholes who talk secession? It's like they don't even know they're walking contradictions.
Quote“The United States of God,†which, according to Palin, will be the name of the new U.S.-based country, “will be everything that’s right about today’s America and not a single thing that’s wrong. By that I mean to say that it will be a conservative country which will only recognize as citizens people who are Christian, who respect the Bible and live by it, and who are willing to remain celibate until marriage. It pains me to say that my daughter Bristol, will therefore, unfortunately, not be able to emigrate to this new state, but, alas, such is the way of sinners.â€
:kiddingme::histerical:
I literally might die from laughing right now.
Still think that over throwing the government is a bad idea?
She is offering to divide the United States of America into two 'countries' of secular and christian rule.
Kind of trying to dream that civil war never happened?
Probably she thought of 'BibleBlexit' after trying and failing to spell Brexit and got corrected on paper, staring at it. Naah scratch that spelling is too complicated for her.
I have no idea. She is burning oxygen and wasting space along with the orange creature.
I heard a rumor when she was born she came out feet first. Little too much time without oxygen, or something.
A related point about Texit (Texas secession). Per President Andrew Jackson, as well as Abraham Lincoln ... there is no legal way for secession, not then, not now ... not even for Texas (in the fine print of the admittance to the Union). In the event of Texit, without legal secession, I would nuke Texas, and I am a Texan. Secessionists should be deprived of their citizenship and dropped into the ME where their Biblicism can be maximized.
It's becoming almost impossible to distinguish satire from actual politics. Someone writes something outrageous or stupid, but it sounds exactly like something Sara Palin or Donald Trump would say anyway. That in itself should be cause for concern.
Not sure if stupid... or desperately trying to stay relevant. Possibly both.
Quote from: Baruch on June 26, 2016, 06:23:20 AM
A related point about Texit (Texas secession).
It may work for Texas, but trying making a word out of "Alabama" and "Exit".
Quote from: SGOS on June 26, 2016, 08:16:31 AM
It may work for Texas, but trying making a word out of "Alabama" and "Exit".
Alabexit.
Sarah Palin is the ultimate lolzcow. If I didn't know better, I would think she was a comedian skewing the Christian right. Did anyone else see the video from when she decided to endorse Donald Trump? It was so hilarious to see her say "make ameeeerica greeeeat agaaaaaaaain" a dozen times in her tinny little voice. Even Trump looked like he wanted to smack her.
My response to Texit is the same its always been in previous incarnations of the idea of Texas leaving the union.
PLEASE DO
Quote from: Nonsensei on June 26, 2016, 08:52:39 AM
My response to Texit is the same its always been in previous incarnations of the idea of Texas leaving the union.
PLEASE DO
Give Texas the third world status it deserves.
Palin doesn't nauseate me. The attention that is paid to her nauseates me. If she were ugly, she wouldn't get 5 minutes on a pirate radio station. But because she is attractive, she gets all this attention. That's the US for you. The US should replace the stars on the flag w/hood ornaments.
Quote from: marom1963 on June 26, 2016, 09:24:48 AM
Palin doesn't nauseate me. The attention that is paid to her nauseates me. If she were ugly, she wouldn't get 5 minutes on a pirate radio station. But because she is attractive, she gets all this attention. That's the US for you. The US should replace the stars on the flag w/hood ornaments.
Attractive? She's a MIWF.
Well, she was more attractive 15 years ago, but for an old lady with smelly underwear, she's still not too bad.
Quote from: TomFoolery on June 25, 2016, 08:31:05 PM
I'm not going to click the link.
Maybe I'm stupid, but can someone confirm exactly what BibleBlexit is supposed to be a witty portmanteau of?
Bible Belt? Bible Blooper? Bible Bloodofmyenemies?
Bible Blahblahblahblah is how I read it.
Quote from: Mermaid on June 26, 2016, 10:36:46 AM
Bible Blahblahblahblah is how I read it.
I don't know. Email Sarah Palin. One of her staff can read your question to her and tell her what portmanteau means.
Quote from: marom1963 on June 26, 2016, 09:46:24 AM
You're young.
Yeah, Truman was president when I was born. You old guys have lower standards, I guess.
Quote from: marom1963 on June 26, 2016, 11:48:08 AM
Well, then, what have you, at your age, against middle-aged women that you cannot find them attractive, MIWF or not?
LMAO, this thread is killing me
Quote from: marom1963 on June 26, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
If I don't like the mind I don't care about the body. EOF
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 26, 2016, 12:37:37 PM
If I don't like the mind I don't care about the body. EOF
Fair enough.
This is a woman who couldn't find her ass in a lit room with both hands. What's not to like? The sheer incongruity of every rambling phrase is pure gold. Every now and then two of her brain cells actually meet and there is the tiniest spark in her eyes and her face twitches.
Quote from: stromboli on June 26, 2016, 01:35:04 PM
This is a woman who couldn't find her ass in a lit room with both hands. What's not to like? The sheer incongruity of every rambling phrase is pure gold. Every now and then two of her brain cells actually meet and there is the tiniest spark in her eyes and her face twitches.
It's like watching Russian dash cam videos. As soon as a scene appears you start watching for the crash.
Do you know the truly sad thing about this? It didn't even occur to me that this so much as MIGHT be satire until I saw the second comment on the article proclaiming it to be so. My opinion of Sarah Palin's intelligence is so low that it never even occurred to me that she might not have said something so utterly stupid.
Quote from: widdershins on June 30, 2016, 03:32:09 PM
Do you know the truly sad thing about this? It didn't even occur to me that this so much as MIGHT be satire until I saw the second comment on the article proclaiming it to be so. My opinion of Sarah Palin's intelligence is so low that it never even occurred to me that she might not have said something so utterly stupid.
Yeah, I looked it up shortly after commenting on it and figured out that it was satire by looking at her actual post, which just had the One World Government bullshit, not this BibleBlexit stuff or casting her fornicating spawn into the heathen wastes.
"See more of Sarah Palin by logging into Facebook!"
I can't imagine a worse advertisement for Facebook.
Quote from: widdershins on June 30, 2016, 03:32:09 PM
Do you know the truly sad thing about this? It didn't even occur to me that this so much as MIGHT be satire until I saw the second comment on the article proclaiming it to be so. My opinion of Sarah Palin's intelligence is so low that it never even occurred to me that she might not have said something so utterly stupid.
Problem is she HAS said things that utterly stupid.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 30, 2016, 04:01:22 PM
Problem is she HAS said things that utterly stupid.
A lot.