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Title: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Post by: Lord Steven Christ on March 28, 2013, 09:39:09 PM
How are you?
My name is Steven Joseph Christopher.
I believe I am the reincarnation of Christ.
I believe I will usher in the New World Kingdom Order.
I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.
I believe the powers the be know that I am Christ and are waiting for the proper time to announce me to the world.

Recently I recorded a video commenting on Christopher Hitchins faulty view of cosmology.

[youtube:wceboiiq]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRTmnKGxlpw[/youtube:wceboiiq]

Thanks for watching.

Peace and understanding.
Title: Re: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Post by: aitm on March 28, 2013, 09:43:44 PM
I was wrong in a previous thread. THIS one has "win" written all over it.
Title: Re: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Post by: Wheatthins on March 28, 2013, 09:43:55 PM
[youtube:btetye73]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ubl2j97qbk[/youtube:btetye73]

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Post by: missingnocchi on March 28, 2013, 09:45:07 PM
I find myself compelled to believe you. It must be the truth.
Title: Re: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Post by: Lord Steven Christ on March 28, 2013, 10:08:18 PM
Those inquisitive to the REAL form of the universe...

http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/pos ... phany.html (http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/posthypnoticepiphany.html)
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Post by: Sal1981 on March 28, 2013, 10:45:21 PM
Right.

 :popcorn:
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Post by: GurrenLagann on March 28, 2013, 11:28:44 PM
This was so absurdly laughable that I'm still mentally laughing, and could only get through like a minute or so of your "rebuttal". Poe's Law applies here so clearly that I can't tell if you're serious (about cosmology or about being Christ). Not only do you have an even more warped non-understanding of cosmology/physics than Young Earthers (or Flat Earthers, for that matter), but.... hell, I can't even think of how to ridicule this more than you yourself did.
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 28, 2013, 11:41:47 PM
I didn't think this is what they meant when they said Steven was stoned.
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Post by: Lord Steven Christ on March 28, 2013, 11:44:22 PM
Quote from: "GurrenLagann"This was so absurdly laughable that I'm still mentally laughing, and could only get through like a minute or so of your "rebuttal". Poe's Law applies here so clearly that I can't tell if you're serious (about cosmology or about being Christ). Not only do you have an even more warped non-understanding of cosmology/physics than Young Earthers (or Flat Earthers, for that matter), but.... hell, I can't even think of how to ridicule this more than you yourself did.
:popcorn:
Title: Re: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Post by: Hydra009 on March 29, 2013, 12:02:22 AM
Quote from: "Lord Steven Christ"How are you?
My name is Steven Joseph Christopher.
I believe I am the reincarnation of Christ.
I believe I will usher in the New World Kingdom Order.
I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.
I believe the powers the be know that I am Christ and are waiting for the proper time to announce me to the world.
(//http://i.imgur.com/eF7ZHGR.gif)
Title: Re: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Post by: antediluvian on March 29, 2013, 12:09:13 AM
I don't believe you.
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Post by: Wallflower on March 29, 2013, 12:15:15 AM
There's this substitute teacher who occasionally rears his head around my school, and he's the kind of guy that will usually (that translates to always) spend the hour spouting 'allegory of the cave' and Matrix trivia. I've never seen him once actually teach, whether it's Physics or Calculus, and he's just like this, only for reals.

These people, they do exist.
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Post by: Lord Steven Christ on March 29, 2013, 12:22:43 AM
Quote from: "DolceVita"There's this substitute teacher who occasionally rears his head around my school, and he's the kind of guy that will usually (that translates to always) spend the hour spouting 'allegory of the cave' and Matrix trivia. I've never seen him once actually teach, whether it's Physics or Calculus, and he's just like this, only for reals.

These people, they do exist.

just me.

http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/back_of_sun.html (http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/back_of_sun.html)
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Post by: antediluvian on March 29, 2013, 12:28:40 AM
Quote from: "Lord Steven Christ"
Quote from: "DolceVita"There's this substitute teacher who occasionally rears his head around my school, and he's the kind of guy that will usually (that translates to always) spend the hour spouting 'allegory of the cave' and Matrix trivia. I've never seen him once actually teach, whether it's Physics or Calculus, and he's just like this, only for reals.

These people, they do exist.

just me.

http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/back_of_sun.html (http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/back_of_sun.html)

Words fail.
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Post by: stromboli on March 29, 2013, 12:31:45 AM
I've seen saner stuff from people on acid.
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Post by: Poison Tree on March 29, 2013, 12:50:45 AM
It must be spring break at the special schools.
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Post by: antediluvian on March 29, 2013, 12:53:56 AM
When I was in school, Spring-Breakers went to Daytona Beach, then Fort Lauderdale.
Times must be tough when the only place they have to go is AF
Title: Re: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on March 29, 2013, 01:39:42 AM
The single largest provider of mental health services in the US is the department of corrections.. Somehow I feel you're in need of a few corrections.
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Post by: Jason78 on June 01, 2013, 06:37:35 AM
I'm going to need a lot more convincing than a couple of forum posts can provide.

Christ Almighty!
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Post by: stromboli on June 01, 2013, 09:20:35 AM
This is shaping up to be an unusual day.......
Title: Re: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Post by: Solitary on June 01, 2013, 10:36:49 AM
Finally, a voice for birth control.  :rollin:  Bill
Title: Re: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Post by: FrankDK on June 01, 2013, 03:04:52 PM
> I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.

Please email me when this happens.  I have some ideas you might want to implement.

And some suggestions as to whom to smite first, in case you're into that smiting thing.

Frank
Title: Re: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Post by: Colanth on June 01, 2013, 05:06:30 PM
Quote from: "FrankDK"> I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.

Please email me when this happens.  I have some ideas you might want to implement.

And some suggestions as to whom to smite first, in case you're into that smiting thing.

Frank
And from where to remove the pimple at the top of his neck?
Title: Re: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Post by: WitchSabrina on June 01, 2013, 05:09:03 PM
Quote from: "Colanth"
Quote from: "FrankDK"> I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.

Please email me when this happens.  I have some ideas you might want to implement.

And some suggestions as to whom to smite first, in case you're into that smiting thing.

Frank
And from where to remove the pimple at the top of his neck?

Did I completely MISS a new chewtoy?

fcuk me runnin

[spoil:3ijkd9mb]I miss all the fun these days *pout*[/spoil:3ijkd9mb]
Title: Re: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Post by: stromboli on June 01, 2013, 05:38:06 PM
Wow! my post count is 6969! Until I post this.....
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Post by: josephpalazzo on June 01, 2013, 05:45:04 PM
But to prove you're Jesus, you need to die on the cross and then resurrect after three days.

Make sure Fox News video the whole thing. No camera, no resurrection, no Jesus.
Title: Re: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Post by: Colanth on June 01, 2013, 06:40:11 PM
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"
Quote from: "Colanth"
Quote from: "FrankDK"> I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.

Please email me when this happens.  I have some ideas you might want to implement.

And some suggestions as to whom to smite first, in case you're into that smiting thing.

Frank
And from where to remove the pimple at the top of his neck?

Did I completely MISS a new chewtoy?
Old one - March.

Quotefcuk me runnin
Slow down :)
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Post by: WitchSabrina on June 01, 2013, 07:31:28 PM
Quote from: "josephpalazzo"But to prove you're Jesus, you need to die on the cross and then resurrect after three days.

Make sure Fox News video the whole thing. No camera, no resurrection, no Jesus.

[youtube:2ak6f5lx]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obKLdou0LH0[/youtube:2ak6f5lx]
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Post by: Savior2006 on June 04, 2013, 09:19:00 PM
Quote from: "Lord Steven Christ"How are you?
My name is Steven Joseph Christopher.
I believe I am the reincarnation of Christ.
I believe I will usher in the New World Kingdom Order.
I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.
I believe the powers the be know that I am Christ and are waiting for the proper time to announce me to the world.

Recently I recorded a video commenting on Christopher Hitchins faulty view of cosmology.

Thanks for watching.

Peace and understanding.

The worst human tragedy is that hard drugs aren't legal to help us get through all this retarded shit.
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Post by: Mr_C on June 04, 2013, 11:27:38 PM
Just wanted to post in what is sure to become a legendary thread.

(//http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/-Lone_wolf-/legendarythreadrc1.jpg)
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Post by: PickelledEggs on June 05, 2013, 12:14:39 AM
LOL! Why haven't I seen this before?
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Post by: PickelledEggs on June 05, 2013, 12:21:02 AM
We really need the new banner...
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Post by: mykcob4 on June 05, 2013, 09:30:44 AM
Quote from: "Lord Steven Christ"How are you?
My name is Steven Joseph Christopher.
I believe I am the reincarnation of Christ.
I believe I will usher in the New World Kingdom Order.
I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.
I believe the powers the be know that I am Christ and are waiting for the proper time to announce me to the world.

Recently I recorded a video commenting on Christopher Hitchins faulty view of cosmology.

[youtube:bnupa28b]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRTmnKGxlpw[/youtube:bnupa28b]

Thanks for watching.

Peace and understanding.
Of course we have all seen this sort of thing many times before. David Koresch, Hitler, so on and so forth. The problem is that there is no such thing as a god, a super humanbeing, a spirit or reincarnation. The deep disturbed psychosis that you suffer from is an inferiority complex. You are compensating for your inadequacies. You need help and soon, before you lash out at the world and get yourself killed or kill yourself!
Many people in history have suffered this problem. In the 1900s people thought that they were Napolian. Nowadays it seems that all you nuts think that you are either Elvis or JEEEEZUSS!!!!!!
Let be the first to inform you,....hey bub, you ain't JEEZUSS! So suck it up, get a REAL life, face the world of reality, and stop being so childish. There isn't a god of any kind, there never was, and even if there ever was a JEEZUSS, he wasn't the son of a god, only a poor delussional begger that fooled a lot of stupid superstitious people.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 05, 2013, 12:51:01 PM
The ants in my backyard believed I was GOD for raining down floods and pestilence from the sky and bringing earthquakes with a shovel, but they dutifully rebuilt their temples each time i wiped them out. Therefor I smite thee.. Have a nice day.  :rollin:
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Post by: SilentFutility on June 05, 2013, 01:42:14 PM
Quote from: "Lord Steven Christ"Those inquisitive to the REAL form of the universe...

http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/pos ... phany.html (http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/posthypnoticepiphany.html)
Maybe you should be inquisitive as to the REAL way to create a website without grammatical errors and spelling mistakes.

Once you can be arsed to write it properly maybe someone will be arsed to read it.
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Post by: WitchSabrina on June 05, 2013, 01:43:15 PM
You guys writing to this JesusChrist guy -- erm -- you realize that this thread was from March and this dude is probably long gone?
just sayin........

 :rollin:
Title: Re: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Post by: PickelledEggs on June 05, 2013, 01:54:10 PM
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"You guys writing to this JesusChrist guy -- erm -- you realize that this thread was from March and this dude is probably long gone?
just sayin........

 :rollin:

I actually realized that before I posted originally. I still think it's histerical, no matter how old it is. :rolleyes:
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Post by: stromboli on June 05, 2013, 02:40:25 PM
Isn't it a bit strange that with all the good threads we lost, this one remained?
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Post by: josephpalazzo on June 05, 2013, 03:09:14 PM
God did it!!!!!!!!!!!