How are you?
My name is Steven Joseph Christopher.
I believe I am the reincarnation of Christ.
I believe I will usher in the New World Kingdom Order.
I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.
I believe the powers the be know that I am Christ and are waiting for the proper time to announce me to the world.
Recently I recorded a video commenting on Christopher Hitchins faulty view of cosmology.
[youtube:wceboiiq]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRTmnKGxlpw[/youtube:wceboiiq]
Thanks for watching.
Peace and understanding.
I was wrong in a previous thread. THIS one has "win" written all over it.
[youtube:btetye73]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ubl2j97qbk[/youtube:btetye73]
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I find myself compelled to believe you. It must be the truth.
Those inquisitive to the REAL form of the universe...
http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/pos ... phany.html (http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/posthypnoticepiphany.html)
Right.
:popcorn:
This was so absurdly laughable that I'm still mentally laughing, and could only get through like a minute or so of your "rebuttal". Poe's Law applies here so clearly that I can't tell if you're serious (about cosmology or about being Christ). Not only do you have an even more warped non-understanding of cosmology/physics than Young Earthers (or Flat Earthers, for that matter), but.... hell, I can't even think of how to ridicule this more than you yourself did.
I didn't think this is what they meant when they said Steven was stoned.
Quote from: "GurrenLagann"This was so absurdly laughable that I'm still mentally laughing, and could only get through like a minute or so of your "rebuttal". Poe's Law applies here so clearly that I can't tell if you're serious (about cosmology or about being Christ). Not only do you have an even more warped non-understanding of cosmology/physics than Young Earthers (or Flat Earthers, for that matter), but.... hell, I can't even think of how to ridicule this more than you yourself did.
:popcorn:
Quote from: "Lord Steven Christ"How are you?
My name is Steven Joseph Christopher.
I believe I am the reincarnation of Christ.
I believe I will usher in the New World Kingdom Order.
I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.
I believe the powers the be know that I am Christ and are waiting for the proper time to announce me to the world.
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I don't believe you.
There's this substitute teacher who occasionally rears his head around my school, and he's the kind of guy that will usually (that translates to always) spend the hour spouting 'allegory of the cave' and Matrix trivia. I've never seen him once actually teach, whether it's Physics or Calculus, and he's just like this, only for reals.
These people, they do exist.
Quote from: "DolceVita"There's this substitute teacher who occasionally rears his head around my school, and he's the kind of guy that will usually (that translates to always) spend the hour spouting 'allegory of the cave' and Matrix trivia. I've never seen him once actually teach, whether it's Physics or Calculus, and he's just like this, only for reals.
These people, they do exist.
just me.
http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/back_of_sun.html (http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/back_of_sun.html)
Quote from: "Lord Steven Christ"Quote from: "DolceVita"There's this substitute teacher who occasionally rears his head around my school, and he's the kind of guy that will usually (that translates to always) spend the hour spouting 'allegory of the cave' and Matrix trivia. I've never seen him once actually teach, whether it's Physics or Calculus, and he's just like this, only for reals.
These people, they do exist.
just me.
http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/back_of_sun.html (http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/back_of_sun.html)
Words fail.
I've seen saner stuff from people on acid.
It must be spring break at the special schools.
When I was in school, Spring-Breakers went to Daytona Beach, then Fort Lauderdale.
Times must be tough when the only place they have to go is AF
The single largest provider of mental health services in the US is the department of corrections.. Somehow I feel you're in need of a few corrections.
I'm going to need a lot more convincing than a couple of forum posts can provide.
Christ Almighty!
This is shaping up to be an unusual day.......
Finally, a voice for birth control. :rollin: Bill
> I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.
Please email me when this happens. I have some ideas you might want to implement.
And some suggestions as to whom to smite first, in case you're into that smiting thing.
Frank
Quote from: "FrankDK"> I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.
Please email me when this happens. I have some ideas you might want to implement.
And some suggestions as to whom to smite first, in case you're into that smiting thing.
Frank
And from where to remove the pimple at the top of his neck?
Quote from: "Colanth"Quote from: "FrankDK"> I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.
Please email me when this happens. I have some ideas you might want to implement.
And some suggestions as to whom to smite first, in case you're into that smiting thing.
Frank
And from where to remove the pimple at the top of his neck?
Did I completely MISS a new chewtoy?
fcuk me runnin
[spoil:3ijkd9mb]I miss all the fun these days *pout*[/spoil:3ijkd9mb]
Wow! my post count is 6969! Until I post this.....
But to prove you're Jesus, you need to die on the cross and then resurrect after three days.
Make sure Fox News video the whole thing. No camera, no resurrection, no Jesus.
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"Quote from: "Colanth"Quote from: "FrankDK"> I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.
Please email me when this happens. I have some ideas you might want to implement.
And some suggestions as to whom to smite first, in case you're into that smiting thing.
Frank
And from where to remove the pimple at the top of his neck?
Did I completely MISS a new chewtoy?
Old one - March.
Quotefcuk me runnin
Slow down :)
Quote from: "josephpalazzo"But to prove you're Jesus, you need to die on the cross and then resurrect after three days.
Make sure Fox News video the whole thing. No camera, no resurrection, no Jesus.
[youtube:2ak6f5lx]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obKLdou0LH0[/youtube:2ak6f5lx]
Quote from: "Lord Steven Christ"How are you?
My name is Steven Joseph Christopher.
I believe I am the reincarnation of Christ.
I believe I will usher in the New World Kingdom Order.
I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.
I believe the powers the be know that I am Christ and are waiting for the proper time to announce me to the world.
Recently I recorded a video commenting on Christopher Hitchins faulty view of cosmology.
Thanks for watching.
Peace and understanding.
The worst human tragedy is that hard drugs aren't legal to help us get through all this retarded shit.
Just wanted to post in what is sure to become a legendary thread.
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LOL! Why haven't I seen this before?
We really need the new banner...
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Quote from: "Lord Steven Christ"How are you?
My name is Steven Joseph Christopher.
I believe I am the reincarnation of Christ.
I believe I will usher in the New World Kingdom Order.
I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.
I believe the powers the be know that I am Christ and are waiting for the proper time to announce me to the world.
Recently I recorded a video commenting on Christopher Hitchins faulty view of cosmology.
[youtube:bnupa28b]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRTmnKGxlpw[/youtube:bnupa28b]
Thanks for watching.
Peace and understanding.
Of course we have all seen this sort of thing many times before. David Koresch, Hitler, so on and so forth. The problem is that there is no such thing as a god, a super humanbeing, a spirit or reincarnation. The deep disturbed psychosis that you suffer from is an inferiority complex. You are compensating for your inadequacies. You need help and soon, before you lash out at the world and get yourself killed or kill yourself!
Many people in history have suffered this problem. In the 1900s people thought that they were Napolian. Nowadays it seems that all you nuts think that you are either Elvis or JEEEEZUSS!!!!!!
Let be the first to inform you,....hey bub, you ain't JEEZUSS! So suck it up, get a REAL life, face the world of reality, and stop being so childish. There isn't a god of any kind, there never was, and even if there ever was a JEEZUSS, he wasn't the son of a god, only a poor delussional begger that fooled a lot of stupid superstitious people.
The ants in my backyard believed I was GOD for raining down floods and pestilence from the sky and bringing earthquakes with a shovel, but they dutifully rebuilt their temples each time i wiped them out. Therefor I smite thee.. Have a nice day. :rollin:
Quote from: "Lord Steven Christ"Those inquisitive to the REAL form of the universe...
http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/pos ... phany.html (http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/posthypnoticepiphany.html)
Maybe you should be inquisitive as to the REAL way to create a website without grammatical errors and spelling mistakes.
Once you can be arsed to write it properly maybe someone will be arsed to read it.
You guys writing to this JesusChrist guy -- erm -- you realize that this thread was from March and this dude is probably long gone?
just sayin........
:rollin:
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"You guys writing to this JesusChrist guy -- erm -- you realize that this thread was from March and this dude is probably long gone?
just sayin........
:rollin:
I actually realized that before I posted originally. I still think it's histerical, no matter how old it is. :rolleyes:
Isn't it a bit strange that with all the good threads we lost, this one remained?
God did it!!!!!!!!!!!