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Title: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: Sting Chameleon on May 18, 2016, 10:10:34 PM
If you see me put a little tiny bit of Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) on food an eat it, what would you do, say etc.?
Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: Sargon The Grape on May 18, 2016, 11:02:51 PM
wut
Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: Shiranu on May 18, 2016, 11:04:15 PM
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Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: Hydra009 on May 19, 2016, 12:32:58 AM
Quote from: Sting Chameleon on May 18, 2016, 10:10:34 PM
If you see me put a little tiny bit of Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) on food an eat it, what would you do, say etc.?
It's your call.  Other people have done it and been okay after, so I guess it's bearable, though I wouldn't recommend it.

I'd give you a thumbs up and put it on youtube.
Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: Draconic Aiur on May 19, 2016, 01:22:59 AM
Quote from: Sting Chameleon on May 18, 2016, 10:10:34 PM
If you see me put a little tiny bit of Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) on food an eat it, what would you do, say etc.?

Make some popcorn and eat it while I watch you
Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 19, 2016, 01:54:18 AM
Watch people try scorpion/ghost peppers on Youtube. Then try it yourself.
Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 19, 2016, 02:04:48 AM
Film it and get you a glass of milk.
Then put it online and laugh mercilessly
Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: Munch on May 19, 2016, 08:25:18 AM
Pretend to care but really just looking at tumblr porn on my phone.
Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: Flanker1Six on May 19, 2016, 06:32:34 PM
Say something caring and sensitive; like, "Fuck!  That looks painful!  Is it?!" 

Or, "If you don't make it, can I have your fill in the blank?" 

Or, the ever popular military/contractor favorite; "If you die; we're splitting up your gear." 
Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: drunkenshoe on May 20, 2016, 06:00:50 AM
I'm curious of its taste. Is it 'edible and will make you cry' kind of hot or 'you are insane and now die' kind of hot?
Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 20, 2016, 10:21:00 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 20, 2016, 06:00:50 AM
I'm curious of its taste. Is it 'edible and will make you cry' kind of hot or 'you are insane and now die' kind of hot?
It's eight times hotter than habanero.
Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: Sargon The Grape on May 20, 2016, 01:37:11 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 20, 2016, 10:21:00 AM
It's eight times hotter than habanero.
But is it any match for this?

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Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: doorknob on May 20, 2016, 02:31:04 PM
I'd say ROCK ON!

you only live once.
Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: KUSA on May 20, 2016, 06:26:07 PM
Quote from: Sting Chameleon on May 18, 2016, 10:10:34 PM
If you see me put a little tiny bit of Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) on food an eat it, what would you do, say etc.?

I would rather that you put a tiny spec of it on the tip of your penis. Get it in the hole.
Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 21, 2016, 06:07:48 AM
FYI, you don't put that kind of pepper ON food, you use it in cooking. One drop to a large-ish vat of chili or similar.

And by "you", I mean the folks who will be able to taste other foods subsequently.
Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: stromboli on May 21, 2016, 08:35:30 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 21, 2016, 06:07:48 AM
FYI, you don't put that kind of pepper ON food, you use it in cooking. One drop to a large-ish vat of chili or similar.

And by "you", I mean the folks who will be able to taste other foods subsequently.

Personally don't use a lot of heat in cooking, although Mexican/Hispanic foods are often on the menu hereabouts. Wife doesn't like hot stuff and I don't go out of my way to put heat into food. You can get the pepper taste without heat if you want. Anaheim peppers are zero Scovils and give you the taste without the heat.  Jalapeno occasionally, but never the seeds. The seeds in Jalapeno are hotter than the peppers.

If somebody wants to prove their manhood by setting their asshole on fire, be my guest. don't personally see the point.
Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: KUSA on May 21, 2016, 12:51:14 PM
Put a tablespoon in your bath water and take a bath.
Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: Hydra009 on May 21, 2016, 01:05:23 PM
Quote from: stromboli on May 21, 2016, 08:35:30 AM
Personally don't use a lot of heat in cooking, although Mexican/Hispanic foods are often on the menu hereabouts. Wife doesn't like hot stuff and I don't go out of my way to put heat into food. You can get the pepper taste without heat if you want. Anaheim peppers are zero Scovils and give you the taste without the heat.  Jalapeno occasionally, but never the seeds. The seeds in Jalapeno are hotter than the peppers.

If somebody wants to prove their manhood by setting their asshole on fire, be my guest. don't personally see the point.
I regularly eat jalapenos, seeds and all.  They're great with salads, burgers, chili, etc.  I like the mild rush that they give and it helps clear my sinuses.  I try not to go overboard but yeah, eating stuff in the hundreds of thousands of scoville units seems like an extremely bad idea.
Title: Re: Satan's Blood (an 800,000 scoville unit spicy hot liquid extract) discussion
Post by: stromboli on May 21, 2016, 02:02:36 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 21, 2016, 01:05:23 PM
I regularly eat jalapenos, seeds and all.  They're great with salads, burgers, chili, etc.  I like the mild rush that they give and it helps clear my sinuses.  I try not to go overboard but yeah, eating stuff in the hundreds of thousands of scoville units seems like an extremely bad idea.

Might actually be a good idea for atheists. Preconditioning for our eternity in HELL.

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