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Title: Russian embassy warns of dangerous new faction in Syria - the GLA
Post by: Hydra009 on May 14, 2016, 01:31:03 PM
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/jzq0hawr4tddirzzugup.jpg)

Their recent tweet (https://twitter.com/RussianEmbassy/status/730701444823826432) says that extremists near Aleppo have received chemical weapons, which is all fine and well, but they embarrassingly and hilariously posted a fictional unit from a video game instead of generic footage, prompting a wave of mockery from gamers.

Sadly, GLA's General Kassad could not be reached for comment, though a low-level operative for the shadowy organization was approached.  After repeatedly reassured that the news crew meant him no harm, he said:  "Cannot we live in peace?" and proceeded to dutifully work building tunnels while complaining about his worn-out shoes.  No word yet on the organization's rumored Scud Storm capability.
Title: Re: Russian embassy warns of dangerous new faction in Syria - the GLA
Post by: Baruch on May 14, 2016, 01:39:41 PM
American foreign policy since 2001 has been entirely based on video games.  That is what you get when you employ Millenials ;-)

I think that Putin and Obama should suit up for a game of WoW and go all troll on each other!
Title: Re: Russian embassy warns of dangerous new faction in Syria - the GLA
Post by: drunkenshoe on August 17, 2016, 11:23:21 AM
Quote from: Baruch on May 14, 2016, 01:39:41 PM
American foreign policy since 2001 has been entirely based on video games.  That is what you get when you employ Millenials ;-)

I think that Putin and Obama should suit up for a game of WoW and go all troll on each other!

I LOOOL'ed.

OK seriously, hands off of millenials. They are under my protection. *Breaths fire.