Since I became an adult I've neither given nor received a Christmas present.

Quote from: Unbeliever on December 09, 2023, 12:23:44 PMSince I became an adult I've neither given nor received a Christmas present.

Humbug!

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Quote from: Cassia on December 09, 2023, 12:17:54 PMI have mixed feeling about xmas. Even though I do think it is pretty cool to have a decorated tree as a pagan tradition, we have plenty of twinkly lights all throughout the house all year.

Screw waiting for xmas to give presents too. It has become so expected. I prefer to surprise someone out of the blue. And there are those friends of mine who have had someone die on xmas eve or something and they are a guilty mess every xmas holiday because they think that they have to be cheerful while it is a painful reminder. ...

Yeah that all make sense. Especially, losing someone at a time like this should suck bad.

Quote...I remember my father spent the holidays drunk as a skunk because all the women-folk go holiday-crazy.

Lol...




 

"I can't go because a high school marching band just shit the bed."

"What?"

"This is going to sound crazy, but a sad clown won't stop telling me knock knock jokes. That one's actually pretty appropriate..."

"Nick, I'm going to need you to come in to work now."

"Hold on, hold on. Uh... I can't go because my Tindr date just shit the bed. ...Hello?"

Movie: Rampage, Dwayne Johnson and some other people.

Woman on the phone to her boss explaining why she was late to work.

"The car in front of me just blew up."

Did you see any dead roadrunners near there?

Beep Beep! 🤣