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Title: Zombie Baby Jesus Just Wants To Have Fun
Post by: FieryLocks on December 23, 2014, 06:14:53 PM
But the Christian pants wetters in Sycamore Township, Ohio don't want him to. Where's their Christmas spirit?!

QuoteA man in Ohio is facing legal action if he does not take down his Nativity scene that features zombies instead of traditional biblical characters.
Jasen Dixon told WXIX that he manages 13 Rooms of Doom haunted house, so he already had the zombies, including one resembling the baby Jesus.

“I wanted a Nativity scene and I worked with what I had,” he explained.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/ohio-town-threatens-legal-action-against-zombie-baby-jesus-nativity-scene-on-mans-lawn/comments/#disqus

Here ya go crybabies of Sycamore Township...you earned it!
(http://s11.postimg.org/fzt3me30j/ohio_crybabies.jpg)
Title: Re: Zombie Baby Jesus Just Wants To Have Fun
Post by: Solitary on December 24, 2014, 12:44:16 PM
 :biggrin2: :lol: :rotflmao: :super:
Title: Re: Zombie Baby Jesus Just Wants To Have Fun
Post by: dtq123 on December 24, 2014, 04:04:35 PM
Technically Jesus is a Zombie... he came back to life right?
Title: Re: Zombie Baby Jesus Just Wants To Have Fun
Post by: FieryLocks on December 24, 2014, 04:27:32 PM
Quote from: dtq123 on December 24, 2014, 04:04:35 PM
Technically Jesus is a Zombie... he came back to life right?
Yep, so are his followers that eat of his flesh and drink of his blood.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-It2sKJVILd4/TbOpibNpDGI/AAAAAAAAALM/CqugdHn2XF8/s1600/Jesus_Zombie_lulz.png)