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Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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the_antithesis

Quote from: Blackleaf on February 15, 2023, 06:22:41 PMBeing the last man alive would have its perks.

Yeah! You can wank all day long!

the_antithesis

Quote from: Blackleaf on February 15, 2023, 01:21:19 PMHow did you pick them up?
I dunno. I would pat my hands together to indicate I wanted to pick him up. I don't know if he ever learned what I was communicating. But the instant I got him up, he'd put his paws and chin on my shoulder and purr loudly.

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: the_antithesis on February 16, 2023, 12:33:13 AMI dunno. I would pat my hands together to indicate I wanted to pick him up. I don't know if he ever learned what I was communicating. But the instant I got him up, he'd put his paws and chin on my shoulder and purr loudly.
They respond to signals, certainly. When I'm interacting with mine and have to stop I cluck my tongue and they just walk off. They are easily trained. Using that training can be iffy, of course. As T.S. Eliot said "A cat is NOT a dog."
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Mike Cl

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?<br />Then he is not omnipotent,<br />Is he able but not willing?<br />Then whence cometh evil?<br />Is he neither able or willing?<br />Then why call him god?


Blackleaf

"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Hydra009

Quote from: Blackleaf on February 16, 2023, 11:52:54 AMCloud sperm, therefore God?
Not just any God, but Jesus specifically for some reason.  The logic is that just about any unusual phenomenon points to Jesus in particular - not Odin, not Zeus, not Perun, not Brahma.  It's nothing but confirmation bias writ large.

Hydra009

#12577


Welcome to Jake's cafeteria!  We got all your favorites - Italian, Mexican, Japanese, Chinese, Indian.  Everything all under one roof!  Fantastic deal!  And we even hired some three-star chefs to make a few dishes of our own!  You're gonna love it!

*progressively takes items off the menu while charging more and more*

Welcome to Jake's or whatever.  We got Arby's and mystery meat.  And if I catch you sharing a plate, that's $5 extra.

Hydra009


the_antithesis

Point of streaming services? Why, you give them money, of course.

M

Quote from: Hydra009 on February 16, 2023, 08:07:49 PMNot just any God, but Jesus specifically for some reason. 
It's the second coming.

Unbeliever

God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Unbeliever

God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman


Gawdzilla Sama

Whatever it is, it appears to be fleeing Earth. Must not have known there were humans here. (Sperm pix above.)
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers