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Started by Aletheia, April 11, 2015, 07:58:38 PM

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Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Penny Dreadful on April 24, 2015, 05:42:18 AM
But how to go on after that. I'm a terrible flirt. Terrible ss in 'bad'. And wallets don't work on me. I'm cheap that way, but also high maintenance in another way. It's just too complicated for me.
Just remember, the other people probably feels as awkward as you. I mean seriously, you're sitting next to them, listening to nothing much, no real plans, so you decide to chat them up. What's the harm. You already feel rejected, so confirming it won't do much damage. And that's always the point where the judge buts in and say, "The jury will remain silent!" Asshole.
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Desdinova

Quote from: Penny Dreadful on April 24, 2015, 05:42:18 AM
But how to go on after that. I'm a terrible flirt. Terrible ss in 'bad'. And wallets don't work on me. I'm cheap that way, but also high maintenance in another way. It's just too complicated for me.

Just be yourself Penny.  That's all anyone can do.  Oh, and nice to meet you, like others have said you're kind of a legend around here.
"How long will we be
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye"
  -Disturbed, Liberate

The Skeletal Atheist

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Some people need to be beaten with a smart stick.

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Kein Mitlied F�r Die Mehrheit!

The Skeletal Atheist

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
Some people need to be beaten with a smart stick.

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drunkenshoe

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 24, 2015, 07:26:36 AM
Just remember, the other people probably feels as awkward as you. I mean seriously, you're sitting next to them, listening to nothing much, no real plans, so you decide to chat them up. What's the harm. You already feel rejected, so confirming it won't do much damage. And that's always the point where the judge buts in and say, "The jury will remain silent!" Asshole.

I'm not awkward as in let's say, can't talk or carry a conversation. I m outgoing, however, I think I want to know his opinions about topics mostly poeople don't like to talk often. If he says something a bit right I keep thinking, is he nationalist? If he says slut, I think is he sexist? Also more importantly, I never get 'affected' or 'impressed' by people in a short time period. Even as a teenager it took me months to be in love. I had a few serious relationships and then some ordinary stuff and I was always lucky in the men department, but I need to get around with them for some time. Everything is so fast nowadays. :sad2: And all the men I loved was like me. We didn't get in those dating games. Time to call, first time to have sex, time to do this and that...etc.  SO much drama. :boohoo: And I'm not a girly enough girl. I know that sounds sexist, but unfortunately most guys like pink shitting, parfume farting girly girls, treating them like shit. I have found a few that didn't want that in the past. then I took a break from that life and WHAM! they all disappeared. Now, I can't see any of that kind on the horizon.

You might be right. I'll start with 'rejected'.  :lol: And move from there. My mom says I am too picky. What does that even mean? It's just as I keep staying single, I become more single by the time.

Quote from: Desdinova on April 24, 2015, 08:45:05 AM
Just be yourself Penny.  That's all anyone can do. 

Nice to meet you too, Desdinova. I'm afraid that could be the problem. I don't fit in really. But yes, it is all we can do.

QuoteOh, and nice to meet you, like others have said you're kind of a legend around here.

Probably, they thought I was dead or something. (Did that happen around when ISIS first broke out? They are close to the country I live in.) To my face it was more like 'drunkenhoe', 'psychopath', 'bitch', 'cunt', 'feminazi', 'man eater', 'hard ass', 'you hate western culture!', 'you hate western people'... yap yap', 'anti-american!'anti-semite!', 'apologist!'... I was getting anonymous 'love notes' left in the chat room. Aww. He didn't even leave a glass shoe behind. :lol:
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kilodelta

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