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Title: Hello, All!
Post by: peacewithoutgod on August 10, 2015, 12:13:13 PM
Hi, I'm just an aging atheist from a "Good Catholic" family, approaching my 50's, and I still never ate a baby. Therefore, I need to decide rather soon whether I want that on my bucket list - can anybody comment on this? I heard the meat is really tender. >:-D



Title: Re: Hello, All!
Post by: Munch on August 10, 2015, 12:38:22 PM
Hey welcome.

Fact is babies are a bugger to get ahold of since most Catholics hide them in their cupboards. You can become a true atheist though if you get in a big sodomy pile of bbq sauce covered gay men and lesbians over a reverse pentagram while using the American flag as spooge cleaner.
Title: Re: Hello, All!
Post by: peacewithoutgod on August 10, 2015, 01:52:50 PM
**tears**...man, you sure are weird! I think I'll just stick to baby-eating purism, but with just a smattering of salt and pepper. Maybe a little garlic...
Title: Re: Hello, All!
Post by: dtq123 on August 10, 2015, 02:14:14 PM
It is a fact that humans taste like pork. You'll love it.
Title: Re: Hello, All!
Post by: peacewithoutgod on August 11, 2015, 01:27:55 PM
Quote from: dtq123 on August 10, 2015, 02:14:14 PM
It is a fact that humans taste like pork. You'll love it.

LOL - you, I think I'm going to like!

You're ok too, Munch - I was only joking with you earlier.
Title: Re: Hello, All!
Post by: aitm on August 11, 2015, 02:36:07 PM
welcome to the haven of..er....something or another.
Title: Re: Hello, All!
Post by: peacewithoutgod on August 11, 2015, 04:47:21 PM
Thanks.