Started by Cassia, July 27, 2020, 10:47:19 PM
Quote from: Cassia on July 27, 2020, 10:47:19 PMHow many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman...?_______________________NoneHow many white cops does it take to throw a black man down the stairwell?________________________None. He fell.Holy Buddha Balls, Jesus Fucking Mother of Christ, that was in poor taste......
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 28, 2020, 12:58:01 AMA non-joke or an anti-joke is a joke with a setup but no punchline. It sets your expectations for something funny and gives no pay off, thereby somehow being funny anyway. I could have sworn there was a thread for this before...For example: What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?[spoiler]A stab wound.[/spoiler]What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?[spoiler]Get in the car.[/spoiler]How do you confuse a blonde?[spoiler]Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.[/spoiler]What do you call a fish with no eyes?[spoiler]Blind.[/spoiler]
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 28, 2020, 03:15:19 AMHow do you confuse a blonde?[spoiler]Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.[/spoiler]I don't get this one.
Quote from: Cassia on July 28, 2020, 09:06:13 AMThat is the joke, you don't need to be blonde to be confused, LOL
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on July 30, 2020, 01:32:46 PMMaybe not exactly a non-joke.But you ask: 'hey, what is the difference between a grade-schooler and a hooker? 'When they say, I don' t know, you reply with something along the lines of 'oh my god, you sick fuck'.
QuoteGot a None Joke?