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There is no God PERIOD

Started by Ro3bert, February 01, 2017, 08:35:37 PM

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Baruch

Quote from: fencerider on February 14, 2017, 12:02:31 AM
which came first? the idea of deity or the idea of ether?

When I was a kid, the doctor still put people to sleep with ether.  Turns out, that was the same gas that made the priestess of Delphi, get a high ;-)  So blame Apollo.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Cavebear

Quote from: Mike Cl on February 13, 2017, 08:59:54 AM
Wait..............wait..............lightening isn't from Thor???????  Prove it!!!

Mike, let me break this to you gently...  Yes, Thor exists, but we have to keep it a "secret". .. Odin told me to tell you that.  ;)
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Baruch

Quote from: Cavebear on February 15, 2017, 02:58:45 AM
Mike, let me break this to you gently...  Yes, Thor exists, but we have to keep it a "secret". .. Odin told me to tell you that.  ;)

Blasphemer!  Obviously Loki told you to do that ;-)  The Hulk will come to you and show you what a puny god your god is!
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Unbeliever

Quote from: fencerider on February 14, 2017, 12:02:31 AM
which came first? the idea of deity or the idea of ether?
You mean it had to be ether one or the other?
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

fencerider

Quote from: Unbeliever on February 15, 2017, 04:39:40 PM
You mean it had to be ether one or the other?
maybe it was phlogiston
"Do you believe in god?", is not a proper English sentence. Unless you believe that, "Do you believe in apple?", is a proper English sentence.

Hijiri Byakuren

I sure hope there's no God period. Can you imagine one of God's periods? It's like if the biblical creation story meets The Grudge with a little bit of Lovecraft mixed in for good measure.

Speak when you have something to say, not when you have to say something.

Sargon The Grape - My Youtube Channel

Baruch

My view of deity isn't like a sky daddy, it is Kali Ma, the Horrible Mother.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Solomon Zorn

Quote from: Baruch on February 15, 2017, 10:00:10 AM
Blasphemer!  Obviously Loki told you to do that ;-)  The Hulk will come to you and show you what a puny god your god is!
It's kind of funny you said that, because Hulk is supposed to appear in the upcoming movie, Thor Ragnarok. Also of interest, "Ragnarok" is an actual Norse word, that means "death of all gods."

Here's to Ragnarok.
If God Exists, Why Does He Pretend Not to Exist?
Poetry and Proverbs of the Uneducated Hick

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Solomon Zorn

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That is the funniest commercial-art I've ever seen!

Is that a tampon canister?
If God Exists, Why Does He Pretend Not to Exist?
Poetry and Proverbs of the Uneducated Hick

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Mike Cl

Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on February 16, 2017, 12:51:34 AM
I sure hope there's no God period. Can you imagine one of God's periods? It's like if the biblical creation story meets The Grudge with a little bit of Lovecraft mixed in for good measure.


Even with my sick mind, that tin took me by surprise! :)
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?<br />Then he is not omnipotent,<br />Is he able but not willing?<br />Then whence cometh evil?<br />Is he neither able or willing?<br />Then why call him god?

Hijiri Byakuren

Quote from: Solomon Zorn on February 16, 2017, 06:41:33 AM


That is the funniest commercial-art I've ever seen!

Is that a tampon canister?
No idea. I just did a Google search for "worst period ever" and picked the result closest to what I'd envisioned.
Speak when you have something to say, not when you have to say something.

Sargon The Grape - My Youtube Channel

doorknob

I love that tin Where can I get one?

Baruch

Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on February 16, 2017, 09:47:05 AM
No idea. I just did a Google search for "worst period ever" and picked the result closest to what I'd envisioned.

All you men, are coming back as women, just sayin'
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

Quote from: Solomon Zorn on February 16, 2017, 06:38:42 AM
It's kind of funny you said that, because Hulk is supposed to appear in the upcoming movie, Thor Ragnarok. Also of interest, "Ragnarok" is an actual Norse word, that means "death of all gods."

Here's to Ragnarok.

You just want to get some Valkyrie ass, or for her to get your ass ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

fencerider

Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on February 16, 2017, 12:51:34 AM
I sure hope there's no God period. Can you imagine one of God's periods?
I give you 1 point for originality, and 2 points for actually saying what I was thinking. All hail Gaia!!!
"Do you believe in god?", is not a proper English sentence. Unless you believe that, "Do you believe in apple?", is a proper English sentence.