Just recently. He owned up to the fact that yes, it was the Gay's fault that all these natural disasters were happening to the fundies in retaliation for all the mistreatment over centuries. Result: be nice to Gays. Also informed me the tree I mistakenly labeled as a Bonsai was in fact merely a tree shaped to enhance the Feng Shui of his single wide. The only one, I add, with tasteful pale pink lattice on the deck. For some reason he has the only lawn here that doesn't have crabgrass, go figure. :-k
This is my second mobile home park. His single wide is the only one I've seen that seriously is a candidate for Home & Garden. He also has a complicated alarm system because he has art in his trailer that is worth more than the trailer, and mine included. He is living in Utah because he lost everything in the economic collapse in California some years ago. He was worth a million dollars at one point. Sad, because he is a nice man.
Who you kidding, you don't have any gay friends.....now I on the other hand....why I have lots of gay friends, why even some of be best gay friends are actually somewhat my best friends...kinda....
Heh, no one ever even considers that maybe gays have the power to cause natural disasters without the need for gods...hmm....I'm going to the bank to get a loan, lord help them if they deny me!
We're like X-Men if you know what I mean. :lol:
Quote from: "StupidWiz"We're like X-Men if you know what I mean. :lol:
Gay? You mean gay?
I once had an opportunity to join that elite group of purveyors of disasters and to learn to decorate tastefully, but then I meet my ex and she had...don't tell anyone, but she had titties and I hated to do it, but I liked them.. :shock: Now I have no taste in decorating, disasters only follow me instead of me creating them and I still like titties.. :oops:
:lol: You are going to kill me some day with your posts. :shock: :rollin: Stop it! Solitary
But it's true, every word. He was walking his Miniature Greyhound-which is friends with my Rat Terrier (see the disparity there) and I asked him about it, and he owned up to it. He is a friend because when he moved he didn't have a car and I helped him with some stuff. He is a nice man, very funny.
(edit) but he has, politely, reassured me that I have no taste. Witness the tasteful Feng Shui tree in front of his place and the ratty, untrimmed rose bush in front of mine. I'll get to it soon....
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"I once had an opportunity to join that elite group of purveyors of disasters and to learn to decorate tastefully, but then I meet my ex and she had...don't tell anyone, but she had titties and I hated to do it, but I liked them.. :shock: Now I have no taste in decorating, disasters only follow me instead of me creating them and I still like titties.. :oops:
It's not too late! One taste of cock and you're on the way to decorating like a pro and causing natural disasters with every act of sodomy!
I had a gay friend in college. He didn't tell me about it for a couple of years. He said he thought I might think less of him, which kind of bothered me, because I didn't think I was sending out homophobic vibes, and I thought he should have known me better than that. But I understand. That was a long time ago, and it was the dark ages. Maybe some day it won't make any difference. I probably had lots of gay friends back then, but didn't know it. I had a bunch of friends that moved to San Francisco. I always wondered what that was about. :-D
Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"I once had an opportunity to join that elite group of purveyors of disasters and to learn to decorate tastefully, but then I meet my ex and she had...don't tell anyone, but she had titties and I hated to do it, but I liked them.. :shock: Now I have no taste in decorating, disasters only follow me instead of me creating them and I still like titties.. :oops:
It's not too late! One taste of cock and you're on the way to decorating like a pro and causing natural disasters with every act of sodomy!
Hear, hear! :lol:
When I was in college taking a night class with the Mormon students, we had a Gay young man in the class. He was really good looking and a sharp dresser. I spotted him early because of his manner and oblique references to his "friend" which I got and no one else did. there were two women in the class, both fresh out of high school, that practically swooned over him. It was hilarious, watching the two of them competing for his attention. Best entertainment I had all year.
Quote from: "StupidWiz"We're like seX-Men if you know what I mean. :lol:
FTFY
Can someone please have gay sex on the Westboro Baptist Church's front yard? I really want to see a lightening hit that house.
Quote from: "stromboli"Just recently. He owned up to the fact that yes, it was the Gay's fault that all these natural disasters were happening to the fundies in retaliation for all the mistreatment over centuries. Result: be nice to Gays. Also informed me the tree I mistakenly labeled as a Bonsai was in fact merely a tree shaped to enhance the Feng Shui of his single wide. The only one, I add, with tasteful pale pink lattice on the deck. For some reason he has the only lawn here that doesn't have crabgrass, go figure. :-k
This is my second mobile home park. His single wide is the only one I've seen that seriously is a candidate for Home & Garden. He also has a complicated alarm system because he has art in his trailer that is worth more than the trailer, and mine included. He is living in Utah because he lost everything in the economic collapse in California some years ago. He was worth a million dollars at one point. Sad, because he is a nice man.
Wow, so I am not the only atheist living in a trailer. You know what sickens me. Hillbilly started out in a trailer, I started out in a house, then went to an apartment. Now he lives in the suburbs of a big city and I live in the sticks in a trailer like he did. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
I'm in a trailer by choice. I owned 2 houses prior to living in mobile homes. There are advantages. Taxes are low, yard upkeep easy and I don't pay the water bill, just the lights and gas. Also, the trailer is way cheaper on energy- my worst gas bill in the winter is less than half what it was in my houses. We can leave for a week and not worry about break ins or thieves, because there are people all around to witness anything that happens. If a gay man chooses to live here, its good enough for me.
Depending on the trailer park, I wouldn't mind living in one. I've been to enough to know they're not all redneck infested hell holes.
When I went to an Art School in Chicago I became friends with a young man that looked just like Jeffrey (spelling?) Hunter, the first captain on the Star Trek series. We went to see a movie one day and he placed his hand on my thigh. I removed it and told him I didn't care if he was gay but I wasn't. I told him I had no idea he was gay because even though he was really good looking he didn't act gay. He told me that is a really common belief that is wrong.
He asked me if I'd be willing to into the gay section of Chicago with him. I have to admit I was getting nervous----NOT EXCITED! :P When we were by an alley there was a man standing with his back to the wall and one leg up against it that almost looked like Kirk Douglas. At the time Kirk was the ideal tough guy in movies and sure didn't look gay even though he was in Spartacus. :roll:
When we got by him my friend went down a alley with him. I stayed put!
When my friend came back he asked me what I thought a gay man should act like---I told him Liberace, who was popular on TV then. He told me he looks more like a Queen than gay. We stayed friends after that, but I wouldn't go to gay bars with him. I have since then as a friend of a musician that played at lesbian bars where two Queens made my wife very jealous. She didn't know they were guys because she saw their tits in the ladies room. :rollin: She is really in La La Land Solitary
i lived with a gay guy for a year in orlando in 1980ish. he only hit on me when i was drunk. " you sure you dont want a blow job? gay boys give the best!"
How drunk was he? :P
Oh you know you wanted to... :shock: The only question is how long can you keep this charade up?
Yes, it's a tacky pun. :lol:
I'm definitely not gay. Serving aboard ship, I've seen more than my share of naked buttocks and swinging manhood, and it did nothing for me. I am a heterosexual, pure and simple.
Funny story: My wife and I when we were around 32 were painting the town red one night and on the way home my wife had to pee and she kept pestering me to stop so she could. I thought it would be funny to take her to Talk of the Town. We went inside and she was in a very big hurry and didn't notice anything. She went in to the ladies room when three girls followed her in while I waited outside watching the girls dance together and make out.
My wife came storming out of the bathroom in a tither. "WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS THREE GIRLS WERE FEELING ME UP IN THERE AND SAYING HOW BEAUTIFUL MY HAIR WAS."
She looked around and I thought she was going to kill me for laughing so hard. When we went outside there was a biker dude and his girlfriend. When I went to put my key into the door the biker dude said, "Look at the ass on that one!" I turned around and told him to quit talking about my wife like that. He said, "I'm not talking about hers." My wife laughed hysterically all the way home. Solitary
It was funny in college, because I had learned about the homosexual lifestyle while in the Navy, after being a naive Mormon boy from Utah. Going back to school like six years older than everyone else at the U of U, it was funny how naive they were by comparison. Everything is relative, I guess.
I live in a veterans shelter full of old guys.. not exactly the bastion of homosexuality, but there are quite a few gay men here who, if they had closets might come out of their lockers.
It's quite amusing listening to the closeted gay guys try to hide it by fibbing about their exploits with all the hot women on campus. I kind of feel sorry for them making up these tall tales when most are old ugly fat guys. It's not as bad as it once was in places like this, but it's still tough on many.
The few exceptions who are open are mostly younger guys. One old fat guy I'll call Rick (he's gone) was open, but funny as hell to be around. He'd have small strokes and say some really strange stuff I still laugh about 3 months later..
Best roommate I ever had was gay. I'm not a girly girl, so it was like hanging out with one of the boys, but if I needed a tampon, she was there. Of course, it was always awkward for me when we all went out to the titty bars together. Out of the whole group I'm the only one sitting there thinking, "Yeah. Wow. Boobs." :-|
Quote from: "aitm"i lived with a gay guy for a year in orlando in 1980ish. he only hit on me when i was drunk. " you sure you dont want a blow job? gay boys give the best!"
So how was the blowjob?
Out of shame, I trimmed my rose bush and weeded around it. I feel better now.
Quote from: "Solitary"When I went to an Art School in Chicago I became friends with a young man that looked just like Jeffrey (spelling?) Hunter, the first captain on the Star Trek series. We went to see a movie one day and he placed his hand on my thigh. I removed it and told him I didn't care if he was gay but I wasn't. I told him I had no idea he was gay because even though he was really good looking he didn't act gay. He told me that is a really common belief that is wrong.
He asked me if I'd be willing to into the gay section of Chicago with him. I have to admit I was getting nervous----NOT EXCITED! :P When we were by an alley there was a man standing with his back to the wall and one leg up against it that almost looked like Kirk Douglas. At the time Kirk was the ideal tough guy in movies and sure didn't look gay even though he was in Spartacus. :roll:
When we got by him my friend went down a alley with him. I stayed put!
When my friend came back he asked me what I thought a gay man should act like---I told him Liberace, who was popular on TV then. He told me he looks more like a Queen than gay. We stayed friends after that, but I wouldn't go to gay bars with him. I have since then as a friend of a musician that played at lesbian bars where two Queens made my wife very jealous. She didn't know they were guys because she saw their tits in the ladies room. :rollin: She is really in La La Land Solitary
It sounds like your art school (gay) friend was just buying some drugs from a (possibly gay) guy who was just waiting. lol