Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

[stromboli]

[Hijiri Byakuren]

*Reformed.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

*Reformed.

Clean and sober.

[GrinningYMIR]

[Unbeliever]

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I knew guys in LA, specifically Venice Beach, who looked like He-Man.

[Hydra009]

[Unbeliever]

[Unbeliever]

[Unbeliever]

[drunkenshoe]

My dad has sent me this. After 70 things get very clear and brief I suppose?

Retired Person's Perspective

1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy.

4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.

5. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

6. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.

7. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

8. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what's your plan?

9. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.


Old age is not as bad as I thought. It's a good feeling when you just don't give a hoot anymore and you feel happy just to wake up in the morning.

[Mike Cl]

My dad has sent me this. After 70 things get very clear and brief I suppose?

I really, really, really, like your dad!!!  You are a very lucky young lady to have such a dad!

[Hydra009]

Kudzu:  death is for pansies

[drunkenshoe]

I really, really, really, like your dad!!!  You are a very lucky young lady to have such a dad!

I think I am. But he calls his toilet 'The Office'. If a friend calls him when he is in, we just say 'he is in the office and he'll get back to you' and everyone gets it. And considering he is in for a long time, this is a routine.    

[PickelledEggs]

I am so going to hell.