the other jokes

[Hydra009]

The math book was sad because it had a lot of problems.

The chemistry book should help out because it has plenty of solutions!

[the_antithesis]

After Picasso cut off his ear, did he have trouble getting fitted for glasses?

Van Gogh

[Unbeliever]

Oops! 🤣

[Mr.Obvious]

Van Gogh

You know, funnily enough, i was playing 'time's up' with a few colleagues.
And when someone had to have her team guess picasso, she said: 'ear cut off'.
They didn't guess it, naturally.

[Cassia]

You know, funnily enough, i was playing 'time's up' with a few colleagues.
And when someone had to have her team guess picasso, she said: 'ear cut off'.
They didn't guess it, naturally.
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That reminds me of the time when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

[Cassia]

The chemistry book should help out because it has plenty of solutions!

Nice!

[Unbeliever]

I sometimes break into song, but I wouldn't have to break in if I could find the key. 🎼🎵🎶

[Unbeliever]

What do you call the little round holes on the right side of a ship? 🤔

[the_antithesis]

Dennis.

[Cassia]

Doreen's husband Matt died suddenly one day. Doreen was taking care of the funeral arrangements with the undertaker when she was asked how she wanted Matt's obituary to read.

Doreen asked the undertaker, "How much does an obituary cost?"
The undertaker replied, "One dollar per word."
Doreen then said, "I want the obituary to read – MATT IS DEAD."
The undertaker was an old fishing buddy of Matt's and he was a little disturbed by such a curt obituary, so he offered, "I'll make you a special deal since I knew Matt so well. I'll pay for half of the obituary out of my own pocket."
Doreen's face lit up and she replied, "Great. I want it to read – MATT IS DEAD, BOAT FOR SALE."