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Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Dark Lightning

I've been calling it "Faux" News for almost two decades.

Unbeliever

God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

the_antithesis

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 25, 2023, 06:22:09 AMWatching too much Fox "News"?

I prefer Fox Nudes.

Who cares what they say?

Unbeliever

Fuck Snooze is how I often refer to it. 🤠
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers


drunkenshoe

Quote from: Hydra009 on October 25, 2023, 10:36:31 AM

Oh...erm, stamps... Let's love them. At least warm up to them. I'm not even autistic. I mean for the love of all kinds of atypicals... I mean we could have pins, but it would be difficult at this day and age. Stamps have been around a long time. Stamps are colourful, fun and beautiful...lol.
"science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. ıt is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good." - tp

Unbeliever

They haven't stamped out those stamps yet? 😉
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Hydra009



If I could command spiders to only attack insects and leave humans completely alone, I would surround myself with them.  I'd take them on nature walks and picnics and sporting events and just annihilate local fly/mosquito populations like the scourge of god.  My house would be surrounded by spider webs, leaving alone only an archway for the front door.

Unbeliever

I guess an anteater would be handy to have along at picnics. 
🐜
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Blackleaf

Quote from: Hydra009 on October 26, 2023, 12:47:07 PM

If I could command spiders to only attack insects and leave humans completely alone, I would surround myself with them.  I'd take them on nature walks and picnics and sporting events and just annihilate local fly/mosquito populations like the scourge of god.  My house would be surrounded by spider webs, leaving alone only an archway for the front door.

I've had so much of a wasp problem this Summer. I tried driving them away with mint. I tried trapping them. We had people come and spray outside the house. They kept coming back. I think they only ended up dying eventually because of the draught. Had no rain for like a month.

If I could have made an alliance with the spiders, that they could build wherever they want as long as they don't block the doors, they keep their distance, and they don't bite, I'd have done it in a second. Just kill the wasps. They're dicks. People who try to pretend they only attack in self-defense are in denial. I had one fly at the window of my car trying to get at me, and that was when I escaped out the garage door to avoid them.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Unbeliever

Have you ever tried those sticky fly strips? They should work well for other flying bugs. 🪰🦟
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Blackleaf

Quote from: Unbeliever on October 26, 2023, 04:06:53 PMHave you ever tried those sticky fly strips? They should work well for other flying bugs. 🪰🦟

If they come back next Summer, I'll try that. But they completely ignored my home made traps. I had a two liter soda bottle, cut off the top, put the top on upside-down, and filled it with sugar water. The sweet smell was supposed to draw them to it, crawling down through the opening. But because of how the opening is positioned, they find it easy to enter and nearly impossible to get out. They just completely ignored it. Never caught a single thing.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Unbeliever

What kind of wasps are they? There's a bunch of different kinds. And they all suck.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Blackleaf

Quote from: Unbeliever on October 26, 2023, 04:46:25 PMWhat kind of wasps are they? There's a bunch of different kinds. And they all suck.

The one that attacked my window was a yellow jacket, I think. But it was a mix of different kinds. Most I saw were just red wasps of various sizes.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--