I have encountered it not just with religious proselytizers or people who annoying trying to chat me up in the gym, like a certain morbidly obese individual who kept upsetting everyone, such as poking fun at their tattoos and making snide remarks about them, etc. With the former (the religious proselytizer) I don't need to be polite and be brutally blunt such as "fuck off you big fat wanker" But in the gym where swearing is frowned on I have to resort to other measures. I resorted to with that annoying fat guy. "could you do me a favour" he then replied "what is that?" and I reply "I know it is a lot to ask being as big as you are, but could you completely disappear?" He so got the message and never came near me again. That is a polite way of putting it. Either that or find other polite non swearing alternatives. Other strategies are “I am not your friend, never will be, please go!!†when the walk away method was not working.
Swearing is only frowned upon at your gym?
I'll tell you what I would do if that's the case. I would look him dead in the eye and say "Fuck. Off. You annoying. Piece. Of shit."
The periods were put in for pauses. Because I wouldn't yell it if I were you. Just say it assertively.
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Start talking to an invisible friend. Keep telling your invisible friend "shut up, I don't want to kill him. Not this time!".
There was one girl with some tattoos on her shoulder who copped a barrage from him about them she gave him some very important advise.: "Are you looking for trouble you big fat prick!!!!? don't go around rubbing people with tattoos up the wrong way, or anyone else for that matter because you are going to get yourself hurt"
Go talk to the manager and give him or her specifics about how that one customer is disruptive to their business and other customers. He should have his ass hauled out.
Then we will see him on The Factor with O'Reilly about how Christians are persecuted in this country.
I do it this way. If they are talking, I stop them, and say, "can I ask you a question?" They will of course say sure.
"Well, I don't want to talk to you or have anything to do with you, so what is a polite way of me telling you to please go away?"
If they don't leave, then- "Well I tried to be nice. I want nothing to do with you. Leave me the fuck alone."
Quote from: Shol'va on May 12, 2014, 09:26:47 PM
Go talk to the manager and give him or her specifics about how that one customer is disruptive to their business and other customers. He should have his ass hauled out.
Then we will see him on The Factor with O'Reilly about how Christians are persecuted in this country.
That sounds pretty sensible
"How can I miss you if you don't go away?"
Pin them on the ground. Poop on their face. If they don't leave by then they are deviant perverts, so stone them to death.
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on May 26, 2014, 12:47:31 AM
Pin them on the ground. Poop on their face. If they don't leave by then they are deviant perverts, so stone them to death.
I second this. Poop is the answer to all life's problems
Sent via your mom.
Or you can make a face and scratch your groin vigorously and ask if they know anything about Herpes.
One guy started talking to me about his new car. I politely put my ear buds in and turn up the volume.
Quote from: stromboli on May 26, 2014, 11:04:56 AM
Or you can make a face and scratch your groin vigorously and ask if they know anything about Herpes.
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I have mentioned before, but I love this story: I was "accosted" by a fat women handing out jeubus pamplets at a Winn-Dixie store, said no and she got a little in my face, " I am just worried about your spiritual health young man", to which I responded, "and I am worried about your physical health, ever hear of a salad bar"? She then launched into a tirade that would make Gawdzilla cringe....funny crazy ass lady.
Look them in the eye an say '' 2 words, the 2nd one is off, an keep walking. :fU:
Oh dear me, would you kindly insert your penile appendage into your anal opening? Preferably somewhere else.
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Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 26, 2014, 02:12:41 AM
First you need to figure out why you are really annoyed, I guess. You seem to be annoyed more that he is obese rather than his snide remarks. I'm curious what would be the outcome of annoyance, if the annoying person was a smoking hot chick or a fine male specimen. (Pick according to your sexual preference.)
To me you are the annoying person, because you couldn't come with a simple line as 'Leave me alone, I don't want to chat with you' or simply 'Leave me alone to my exercise' or 'Go away' or even 'fuck off'. You had to include his handicap.
People who feel compelled to express their annoyance by using some other's handicap as an insult are pretty much people with some kind of inferiority complex themselves. I think they are underdeveloped and very annoying. Politely, they need to fuck off.
Is psycho babul allowed here? He! He! Solitary
Billy Connolly will explain why just saying "Fuck off" is the clearest, most effective thing to say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPWVq6MwW4E
If you want someone to fuckoff, you've pretty much discarded any sort of civility at that point. So the question is why be polite about it? The whole point of "Fuck off" is not about being polite.
Of course you can sit down and have a heart felt discussion about why you're offended, annoyed, and why you believe change in the other person's behavior is important to maintain a friendship.
But that lacks the clarity and emotional content of "Fuck off."
I was reading a book at a diner at the head of the pier where my ship was docked, in Yokosuka, Japan, circa 1982. This guy comes over and sits down and tries to talk to me. He was more than a little stupid and a conversation with him would have been painful. So I told him "Look, I'm reading here. Go away."
"What? You'd rather read than have some good conversation."
"I love good conversation, that's why I told you to go away."
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 27, 2014, 08:46:36 AM
I was reading a book at a diner at the head of the pier where my ship was docked, in Yokosuka, Japan, circa 1982. This guy comes over and sits down and tries to talk to me. He was more than a little stupid and a conversation with him would have been painful. So I told him "Look, I'm reading here. Go away."
"What? You'd rather read than have some good conversation."
"I love good conversation, that's why I told you to go away."
One of my personal hates is when you are talking to someone and another person comes along and either jumps in or addresses one of you while ignoring the other. They do not deserve a kind reply.
Quote from: stromboli on May 27, 2014, 02:33:23 PM
One of my personal hates is when you are talking to someone and another person comes along and either jumps in or addresses one of you while ignoring the other. They do not deserve a kind reply.
I shoot them. In a non-faggy way, of course.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 27, 2014, 03:07:55 PM
I shoot them. In a non-faggy way, of course.
Sounds kinky to me.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 27, 2014, 07:57:39 PM
Balls never touched.
Please, no pics because I believe it happened. You don't have to convince me.
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Do what I do, fake having a hypoglycemic attack and excuse yourself from the conversion.
I usually just say "Excuse me.". Should I continue to get pestered, then I politely remind them that "Excuse me." is often backed up by his two big brothers: "Fuck", and "Off".