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Solomon Zorn Vs. God

Started by Solomon Zorn, March 29, 2017, 12:36:35 PM

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Solomon Zorn

As soon as He shows up, we can work out the subject and details of the debate...
If God Exists, Why Does He Pretend Not to Exist?
Poetry and Proverbs of the Uneducated Hick

http://www.solomonzorn.com

SGOS

Thank God for the archives, where this thread can be stored forever.

Solomon Zorn

Quote from: SGOS on March 29, 2017, 12:44:31 PM
Thank God for the archives, where this thread can be stored forever.
I'm sure he'll be along shortly...
If God Exists, Why Does He Pretend Not to Exist?
Poetry and Proverbs of the Uneducated Hick

http://www.solomonzorn.com

Baruch

Quote from: SGOS on March 29, 2017, 12:44:31 PM
Thank God for the archives, where this thread can be stored forever.

Dead Sea Tupperware is better ... stores both scrolls and kosher leftovers ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

God


Solomon Zorn

"Oh, No! They say he's got to go..."

Okay, you've got the "purposeful grimace," but where's the "terrible sound?"

Silly lizard...I don't think you're the real Zilla...
If God Exists, Why Does He Pretend Not to Exist?
Poetry and Proverbs of the Uneducated Hick

http://www.solomonzorn.com

Baruch

Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

God

Quote from: Solomon Zorn on March 29, 2017, 10:56:32 PM
"Oh, No! They say he's got to go..."

Okay, you've got the "purposeful grimace," but where's the "terrible sound?"

Silly lizard...I don't think you're the real Zilla...
Look, I'm a busy deity, and setting up a cross-dimensional internet connection isn't exactly easy. Cut me some slack.

Solomon Zorn

#8
King Kong was a stop-motion animation model...

Gojira was a man in a rubber suit...

I suspect God is a sockpuppet...
If God Exists, Why Does He Pretend Not to Exist?
Poetry and Proverbs of the Uneducated Hick

http://www.solomonzorn.com

Mr.Obvious

Quote from: Solomon Zorn on March 29, 2017, 10:56:32 PM
Silly lizard...I don't think you're the real Zilla...

Let's get an expert's opinion.

Oh, @Hijiri Byakuren what do you think?
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Hijiri Byakuren

Quote from: Solomon Zorn on March 30, 2017, 03:32:39 AMI suspect God is a sockpuppet...
No... you think? How many people do you know who refer to Godzilla as their Lord and Lizard? :lol:

Honestly I was just amazed that "God" wasn't taken and, well, I had to do it.
Black lives matter, feminism is good, religion is bullshit, and if you disagree with me on any of these points you are a fucking moron.<br /><br />Sargon The Grape - My Youtube Channel

SGOS

Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on March 30, 2017, 11:03:53 AM
Honestly I was just amazed that "God" wasn't taken and, well, I had to do it.
No one should ever take God's name...

Solomon Zorn

#12
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on March 30, 2017, 11:03:53 AM
No... you think? How many people do you know who refer to Godzilla as their Lord and Lizard? :lol:

Honestly I was just amazed that "God" wasn't taken and, well, I had to do it.
I had you pegged as the culprit, but for some reason I thought you would know that, your Lord and Lizard's name, Gojira, actually means something more like "Gorilla-Whale," than "God -Lizard."

But yeah, I mean, just the same, who could resist the unused name...
If God Exists, Why Does He Pretend Not to Exist?
Poetry and Proverbs of the Uneducated Hick

http://www.solomonzorn.com

Solomon Zorn

But now, what's God gonna call himself when He logs-on?
If God Exists, Why Does He Pretend Not to Exist?
Poetry and Proverbs of the Uneducated Hick

http://www.solomonzorn.com

Hijiri Byakuren

Quote from: Solomon Zorn on March 30, 2017, 04:00:04 PM
But now, what's God gonna call himself when He logs-on?
I imagine he'll use his real name.
Black lives matter, feminism is good, religion is bullshit, and if you disagree with me on any of these points you are a fucking moron.<br /><br />Sargon The Grape - My Youtube Channel