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Started by wolf39us, February 20, 2013, 01:18:22 PM

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Cassia

This popped up in a Reddit feed. Interestingly, she said, "U.S. Americans" which was a brilliant start, indicating that we are not the only Americans on the planet. Unfortunately, it was all downhill from there and I think perhaps she may be in the 20%.


Unbeliever

I was born in South Carolina. Didn't stay there for long, thank Dog. 🐶
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Luther Martini

Quote from: Cassia on December 04, 2023, 06:21:40 PMThis popped up in a Reddit feed. Interestingly, she said, "U.S. Americans" which was a brilliant start, indicating that we are not the only Americans on the planet. Unfortunately, it was all downhill from there and I think perhaps she may be in the 20%.


Looks like a perfect candidate for a job at Fox News.

Blackleaf

To be fair, if someone shoved a camera in your face, and someone asked you a complicated question with no advanced notice to prepare a response, you'd probably be surprised with how dumb you'd sound. lol
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Unbeliever

I doubt that I'd be a bit surprised at how dumb I'd sound in such a situation.  🦧
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Cassia

Quote from: Blackleaf on December 05, 2023, 03:06:54 PMTo be fair, if someone shoved a camera in your face, and someone asked you a complicated question with no advanced notice to prepare a response, you'd probably be surprised with how dumb you'd sound. lol
Yeah, it's not like she is in a line of beauty contestants waiting for her turn to answer a question or anything like that such as in Iraq or South Africa or I mean at least we can get her a map such as.

Hydra009


Confession: I actually prefer the German way.

Hydra009


Everyone has a plan until they get hit with death magic.

Hydra009

#2783

This is a nearly 100% accurate depiction of me and my twin brother in both games and real life.  We both play hybrid warrior/casters, except in different ways.  Mine is a knight augmented by protective/utility magic and his is more of a lightning-throwing shaman who can fall back on a big ol' magic warmace if need be.

drunkenshoe

"science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. ıt is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good." - tp

drunkenshoe

Quote from: Hydra009 on December 06, 2023, 10:19:16 PM

This is a nearly 100% accurate depiction of me and my twin brother in both games and real life.  We both play hybrid warrior/casters, except in different ways.  Mine is a knight augmented by protective/utility magic and his is more of a lightning-throwing shaman who can fall back on a big ol' magic warmace if need be.

Have you ever fought? I mean like physically?
"science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. ıt is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good." - tp

Blackleaf

Quote from: Hydra009 on December 06, 2023, 02:50:39 PM

Everyone has a plan until they get hit with death magic.

Power Word Kill seems like total BS. The kind of spell that shouldn't exist.

"How much HP do you have?"

"85."

"You're dead."

"What do you mean? Don't I get to roll a save or something?"

"Nope. You have less than 100 HP, so you're dead."
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Hydra009

#2787
To be fair, it's a 9th level spell.  By that time, you should definitely have that much hp.

Also, 9th level spells are supposed to be devastating.  Meteor storm is a 9th level that does way more than 100 hp in aoe damage.


Hydra009