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Title: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Armada on July 08, 2013, 10:52:37 PM
Hi. I'm Armada and I'm an outspoken atheist (except when I'm in a redneck country because being Russian is already enough to get me killed there, I don't need to give people any more reasons.)
I lived in 6 countries, 5 of them had a ton of atheists and then I moved to US... I must say, this is the first country where people ask me "Do you really believe we are here by chance?"

Seriously, what the hell? I lived in 3 middle eastern countries (all three are former soviet union, so godlessness is strong there) and never found anyone there who had a problem understanding evolution.

Am I rambling again? Sorry about that...

Well, that's basically me, a godless, baby-eating atheist who's sitting in forums instead of working on meeting those deadlines.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: the_antithesis on July 08, 2013, 11:00:00 PM
Hi, Amanda.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Solitary on July 08, 2013, 11:12:26 PM
:-D Welcome aboard Armada! I prefer a sweet white wine because they taste like pork. :shock:   :lol:  Solitary
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Solitary on July 08, 2013, 11:45:22 PM
Quote from: "Armada"Hi. I'm Armada and I'm an outspoken atheist (except when I'm in a redneck country because being Russian is already enough to get me killed there, I don't need to give people any more reasons.)
I lived in 6 countries, 5 of them had a ton of atheists and then I moved to US... I must say, this is the first country where people ask me "Do you really believe we are here by chance?"

Seriously, what the hell? I lived in 3 middle eastern countries (all three are former soviet union, so godlessness is strong there) and never found anyone there who had a problem understanding evolution.

Am I rambling again? Sorry about that...

Well, that's basically me, a godless, baby-eating atheist who's sitting in forums instead of working on meeting those deadlines.


Did you really think we wouldn't find out why you move around so much?

(//http://i.imgur.com/8ZxaKPm.jpg)  :rollin:  Be prepared for anything here!   =P~  Babies. Solitary
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: LikelyToBreak on July 09, 2013, 12:05:25 AM
Welcome to the boards and America!  We can use more atheists in both.  =D>

One thing to understand about Americans, we joke around a lot.  Probably too much.

Well, I'm a newbie here too.  Hope to be arguing with you soon.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: stromboli on July 09, 2013, 12:09:07 AM
Welcome. I'm sure you will bring new insights to the forum.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Johan on July 09, 2013, 12:44:48 AM
Welcome you godless heathen!
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Armada on July 09, 2013, 12:50:21 AM
Thank you, guys. You made me feel warm and fuzzy inside, especially that black-belt, viagra for lunch post.

And I thought I was a sick puppy...
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: DunkleSeele on July 09, 2013, 12:56:29 AM
Dobro pozhalovat', Armada!
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Armada on July 09, 2013, 01:18:46 AM
Quote from: "DunkleSeele"Dobro pozhalovat', Armada!

Duzhe dyakuyu. I mean, sposibo.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Broede on July 09, 2013, 01:25:40 AM
Quote from: "Solitary"
Quote from: "Armada"Hi. I'm Armada and I'm an outspoken atheist (except when I'm in a redneck country because being Russian is already enough to get me killed there, I don't need to give people any more reasons.)
I lived in 6 countries, 5 of them had a ton of atheists and then I moved to US... I must say, this is the first country where people ask me "Do you really believe we are here by chance?"

Seriously, what the hell? I lived in 3 middle eastern countries (all three are former soviet union, so godlessness is strong there) and never found anyone there who had a problem understanding evolution.

Am I rambling again? Sorry about that...

Well, that's basically me, a godless, baby-eating atheist who's sitting in forums instead of working on meeting those deadlines.


Did you really think we wouldn't find out why you move around so much?

[ Image (//http://i.imgur.com/8ZxaKPm.jpg) ]  :rollin:  Be prepared for anything here!   =P~  Babies. Solitary

I am suddenly contemplating taking up burglary.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Armada on July 09, 2013, 01:35:40 AM
Quote from: "Broede"
Quote from: "Solitary"
Quote from: "Armada"Hi. I'm Armada and I'm an outspoken atheist (except when I'm in a redneck country because being Russian is already enough to get me killed there, I don't need to give people any more reasons.)
I lived in 6 countries, 5 of them had a ton of atheists and then I moved to US... I must say, this is the first country where people ask me "Do you really believe we are here by chance?"

Seriously, what the hell? I lived in 3 middle eastern countries (all three are former soviet union, so godlessness is strong there) and never found anyone there who had a problem understanding evolution.

Am I rambling again? Sorry about that...

Well, that's basically me, a godless, baby-eating atheist who's sitting in forums instead of working on meeting those deadlines.


Did you really think we wouldn't find out why you move around so much?

[ Image (//http://i.imgur.com/8ZxaKPm.jpg) ]  :rollin:  Be prepared for anything here!   =P~  Babies. Solitary

I am suddenly contemplating taking up burglary.

Viagra does sound delicious... And it sounds like an interesting idea for a porn movie...
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Plu on July 09, 2013, 01:44:42 AM
Welcome aboard :)
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: DunkleSeele on July 09, 2013, 02:03:47 AM
Quote from: "Armada"
Quote from: "DunkleSeele"Dobro pozhalovat', Armada!

Duzhe dyakuyu. I mean, sposibo.
You're welcome! Are you of Ukrainian descent?
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Armada on July 09, 2013, 02:21:41 AM
Quote from: "DunkleSeele"
Quote from: "Armada"
Quote from: "DunkleSeele"Dobro pozhalovat', Armada!

Duzhe dyakuyu. I mean, sposibo.
You're welcome! Are you of Ukrainian descent?

A little. I lived there for three years.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: DunkleSeele on July 09, 2013, 03:17:33 AM
Quote from: "Armada"
Quote from: "DunkleSeele"You're welcome! Are you of Ukrainian descent?

A little. I lived there for three years.
Cool! I travel quite often to the former soviet countries and I love Kiev. Oh, and my mother in-law was Ukrainian, too.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: PickelledEggs on July 09, 2013, 04:21:09 AM
Welcome Armada!

I hear babies taste like bacon. Anyone want to play limbo? I got a new bamboo stick!
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: SGOS on July 09, 2013, 08:09:28 AM
Quote from: "Armada"I must say, this is the first country where people ask me "Do you really believe we are here by chance?"
 
When discussing chance, one cannot leave out the concept of probability.  Flip a coin 100 times and there is a probability that it will come up heads close to 50% of the time.  But if the experiment is done an infinite number of times, there is also a probability that in one of those experiments, it will be all tails and not one single head.  The thing about chance is that given enough time, anything is likely to happen, including the most unexpected.

Evolution is not just chance.  Certain elements have an affinity for other elements.  Carbon likes to attach itself to other elements in many different ways.  Given time, you will get some pretty complicated arrangements.  We are not here because of chance.  Life in our universe is inevitable.  The probability that we should have life in our universe is 100%.  Only a god could have prevented that probability from happening, and apparently no god did.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: SGOS on July 09, 2013, 08:15:03 AM
In fact, the way God influences the universe perfectly mirrors random chance.  Random chance then becomes a "miracle" in the minds of the ignorant.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Armada on July 09, 2013, 11:38:40 AM
Quote from: "SGOS"In fact, the way God influences the universe perfectly mirrors random chance.  Random chance then becomes a "miracle" in the minds of the ignorant.

I had a toast today and it burned a little. I swear, the burn looked like a unicorn. Don't you see? It proves everything.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Armada on July 09, 2013, 11:47:28 AM
Quote from: "DunkleSeele"
Quote from: "Armada"
Quote from: "DunkleSeele"You're welcome! Are you of Ukrainian descent?

A little. I lived there for three years.
Cool! I travel quite often to the former soviet countries and I love Kiev. Oh, and my mother in-law was Ukrainian, too.

Kiev is beautiful. I've been to some of their monasteries and holly cow!!! If you haven't been there yet, visit Kievo-Pecherskaya lavre. They have a good collection of mummies.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: DunkleSeele on July 09, 2013, 12:06:10 PM
Quote from: "Armada"
Quote from: "DunkleSeele"Cool! I travel quite often to the former soviet countries and I love Kiev. Oh, and my mother in-law was Ukrainian, too.

Kiev is beautiful. I've been to some of their monasteries and holly cow!!! If you haven't been there yet, visit Kievo-Pecherskaya lavre. They have a good collection of mummies.
Yeah, I've been there, quite amazing! And I love Ukrainian people.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: viocjit on July 09, 2013, 01:58:58 PM
????? ?????????? ?? ?????. (Translation for those who can't understand : Welcome to the forum).
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Brian37 on July 09, 2013, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: "Armada"Hi. I'm Armada and I'm an outspoken atheist (except when I'm in a redneck country because being Russian is already enough to get me killed there, I don't need to give people any more reasons.)
I lived in 6 countries, 5 of them had a ton of atheists and then I moved to US... I must say, this is the first country where people ask me "Do you really believe we are here by chance?"

Seriously, what the hell? I lived in 3 middle eastern countries (all three are former soviet union, so godlessness is strong there) and never found anyone there who had a problem understanding evolution.

Am I rambling again? Sorry about that...

Well, that's basically me, a godless, baby-eating atheist who's sitting in forums instead of working on meeting those deadlines.

Babbie eater? You sick fuck, everyone knows any good atheist would not eat their own. BARBECUE KITTENS! I am revoking your "atheist card".

Now for my official welcome.

Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission and rip the tags off of your mattress.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Armada on July 09, 2013, 03:01:05 PM
Quote from: "Brian37"
Quote from: "Armada"Hi. I'm Armada and I'm an outspoken atheist (except when I'm in a redneck country because being Russian is already enough to get me killed there, I don't need to give people any more reasons.)
I lived in 6 countries, 5 of them had a ton of atheists and then I moved to US... I must say, this is the first country where people ask me "Do you really believe we are here by chance?"

Seriously, what the hell? I lived in 3 middle eastern countries (all three are former soviet union, so godlessness is strong there) and never found anyone there who had a problem understanding evolution.

Am I rambling again? Sorry about that...

Well, that's basically me, a godless, baby-eating atheist who's sitting in forums instead of working on meeting those deadlines.

Babbie eater? You sick fuck, everyone knows any good atheist would not eat their own. BARBECUE KITTENS! I am revoking your "atheist card".

Now for my official welcome.

Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission and rip the tags off of your mattress.


As a matter of fact, I do have three perfectly addorable kittens... I welcome you all to a barbecue.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Armada on July 09, 2013, 03:02:45 PM
Quote from: "viocjit"????? ?????????? ?? ?????. (Translation for those who can't understand : Welcome to the forum).

Sposibo   :-D
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Armada on July 09, 2013, 03:05:44 PM
Quote from: "DunkleSeele"
Quote from: "Armada"
Quote from: "DunkleSeele"Cool! I travel quite often to the former soviet countries and I love Kiev. Oh, and my mother in-law was Ukrainian, too.

Kiev is beautiful. I've been to some of their monasteries and holly cow!!! If you haven't been there yet, visit Kievo-Pecherskaya lavre. They have a good collection of mummies.
Yeah, I've been there, quite amazing! And I love Ukrainian people.

Taking into account that your mother in-law is Ukrainian, you better say you like them...
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Savior2006 on July 09, 2013, 04:49:35 PM
Quote from: "SGOS"
Quote from: "Armada"I must say, this is the first country where people ask me "Do you really believe we are here by chance?"
 
When discussing chance, one cannot leave out the concept of probability.  Flip a coin 100 times and there is a probability that it will come up heads close to 50% of the time.  But if the experiment is done an infinite number of times, there is also a probability that in one of those experiments, it will be all tails and not one single head.  The thing about chance is that given enough time, anything is likely to happen, including the most unexpected.

Evolution is not just chance.  Certain elements have an affinity for other elements.  Carbon likes to attach itself to other elements in many different ways.  Given time, you will get some pretty complicated arrangements.  We are not here because of chance.  Life in our universe is inevitable.  The probability that we should have life in our universe is 100%.  Only a god could have prevented that probability from happening, and apparently no god did.

Well said.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: DunkleSeele on July 09, 2013, 06:10:49 PM
Quote from: "Armada"
Quote from: "DunkleSeele"Yeah, I've been there, quite amazing! And I love Ukrainian people.

Taking into account that your mother in-law is Ukrainian, you better say you like them...
Well, sadly she passed away last year... anyway, I loved being in Ukraine even before meeting my future wife and her mom!
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 09, 2013, 08:11:22 PM
See? It was because I served powdered eggs in the US Navy you're allowed to be a US atheist now..

Naturally I'm full of shit, but it sounds good anyway...the powdered eggs part.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: FrankDK on July 09, 2013, 08:48:47 PM
Welcome.

Would you like a leg?

Frank
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Armada on July 09, 2013, 08:50:01 PM
Quote from: "DunkleSeele"
Quote from: "Armada"
Quote from: "DunkleSeele"Yeah, I've been there, quite amazing! And I love Ukrainian people.

Taking into account that your mother in-law is Ukrainian, you better say you like them...
Well, sadly she passed away last year... anyway, I loved being in Ukraine even before meeting my future wife and her mom!

Sorry to hear that.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Armada on July 09, 2013, 08:51:56 PM
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"See? It was because I served powdered eggs in the US Navy you're allowed to be a US atheist now..

Naturally I'm full of shit, but it sounds good anyway...the powdered eggs part.

Powdered eggs? Just for that God has to destroy a few major cities.
Title: Re: I'm Just Another Baby-Eating Atheist
Post by: Armada on July 09, 2013, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: "FrankDK"Welcome.

Would you like a leg?

Frank

I'm on a diet. I can't eat more than two fingers a day.